From Khabr, discussion of the Chinese UMPC keyboard.

xxx: I don't see the hard sign on the keyboard.
YYY: Keep it soft
ZZZ is symbolic. and :)

It happens that a pin under the back is the beginning of a successful career.

I have a friend Edik, we studied in the same class. A quiet fourth, a bit botanical. Sometimes I even entered for him (I box from first grade).
It was time for us to join the army. I am in the PWA, and he is somewhere in the special. by NAZ. The Game.
Here we served for two years, we met, he was still such a fun botanist and as if he didn't fuck up. What, I tell you there for special names, if people like you take? He jokes in response, saying... I didn’t tell anyone in the army that I was a botanist and that I was stunned in school...
It’s been more than twenty years and I can tell this story.
Eddie and I went back from the guests. A deep night.
Suddenly, three bandits come to meet. It is impossible to confuse them, even if they were in fractions. All of us are thirty years old, with our necks and all our heads above us. They are like us and are so polite.
Nothing personal, we just have such a job, we just need it.
You are not lucky today. If you give good, we will give you.
Not even touching the finger.
One stood in front of me, and Edick and two others behind my back.
I understood that it was necessary to attack first and, to surprise, I spoke my teeth.
Men, we have money, of course, but not much in the red wallet.
In half a word, I applied his left to his liver and right to his beard... I hit him well. Usually from such strikes a person falls like a closet, but it was so powerful that it just fell to the wall and then it will start to blow off.
I understood. That our war has been going for two seconds and I haven’t seen what these elephants and my friend are doing behind. I felt with my back that a blow would now hit the back of my neck... Instead of a blow on me from behind, the shoulder came in and said to my ear... And we were knocked back...
After that, Edik continued to hang on me and moved toward my opponent and through me knocked him in the ears, he fell like a bag of fertilizers. I turned around and saw that the other two were lying in unnatural poses, without signs of life... I was surprised to think that it took him a second and a second to hit me and boast of me.
When we ran into the house, I asked...
Didn’t you kill them?
I don’t know yours and I don’t know mine, what’s the difference? The main thing we destroyed.
the enemy's live force and technique and the mentovese intelligence.
They do not know the number or composition of our group.
Here Edik pulled me by the sleeve, I humbly ran after him and asked...
Why are we so confused with the tracks?
“No, just once we’re running around, I wanted to show you a new one.
the playground, where my niece and I walk... there are bushes, cows...

I looked in the half-darkness at the grandmother Yaga and the cutting cuddles, and I thought.
After such an overdrive to think of a children's playground... great they made you in your special nazi...

Edick, if you read it, write off.

Small and ugly boys in ancient Sparta were thrown into the abyss, but in our country they rule the state.

D.M. > and aaa We offer condoms with the company symbol!
I.K > that you think about work at any time!

The day can safely be called the best in six months, today you will get what you long missed. After checking the simple conclusions, I, being a reasonable man, decided to meet such a glorious day in all-arms and bought condoms. I should have an umbrella.

The Dialogue of Two Losers at Work
Dmitry:..we should lose weight in the spring, and now - soon winter, under the jacket still nothing can be seen
When you have sex, you see everything.
Do you often have sex?

From the Fire:

Russian feminism is meaningless and merciless.

“Lena, you said that men and women should earn equally, right?
and yes.
- And now you say that a man should earn more and maintain his wife, is there no contradiction?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

You said there are no female duties, right?
and yes.
And now you say that there are male duties, is there no contradiction here?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

Marina, you said that rights should be equal, right?
and yes.
And now you say that men should pay in a restaurant, give up their seats, is there no contradiction here?
and no.
Why so?
They are men!

Brother burn.Gathered with his little one in the morning to the garden.Gone, the towels cleaned up, and disconnected.Milk all this noticed, takes the sponge for shoes rubs one sandal in a black color... stands beautiful, brother comes in, slightly cleansing from this spectacle, attempt to wipe out any results does not bring....probormotav "Aid,Poh." rubs the second...

I work in Israel. I live here too – I can’t fly from Smolensk here every day. Somewhere in Tel Aviv, a car stopped near the store, in which three soldiers were sitting, a sergeant, a lieutenant, and a flag (in covers - because the tongue is broken, and I don't like to put the direct equality of titles). The sergeant and lieutenant are lively, unless they talk fiercely (in Hebrew, of course), the flag carries boxes into the store (there his parents work on the march). From the fragments of the conversation to me, it becomes clear that the two are discussing weapons, with no better, but simply comparing samples. If I heard correctly, it was about shooting thousands of bullets. In the process of conversation, both get the hole targets and start to drive on them with their fingers, apparently discussing a bunch of shootings (although what to discuss there - instead of the center of the targets is decided). A flag comes out of the store, stands, looks at them, then publishes in pure Russian: "Here you are a maniac," and then takes the box and leaves. The two look around and in the same pure Russian synchronously shout to him in the following: "You where the BTR has gone?and "

No, yet to dismiss the boss and his bastard at once is cool, it’s our way. Now any contract-account-invoice-paper question resembles a quest or game "What? Where is? When is" A crowd of people gathered. They sit in a circle and start to remember when what was and where the documents went. Typical, loudly asked questions: "And who signed this in 2006?", "And why do we pay N thousand rubles a month to this organization?", "And why is it written on N, not M? Why at all? Do you know? This is crazy!"
Fun and not boring.

Talk to a half-sleeping father.
Father, give money for tomorrow!
Father (O) – I will not...
I will not be able to go to the institute.
Oh, and not to go.
Q. Will I go to sleep tomorrow?
Spy...

Born, grew up, gave offspring, died
YYY: So it is time to die.
YYY: Although not, you are not right...not so all...
yyy: was born, grew up, gave offspring, paid out the mortgage, died

XXX: The man today has met such a disgusting
First the door to the entrance in front of my nose clogged, then he did not respond to my greeting, and then he came on his foot in the elevator!
I’ve long regretted not being a cat. I would smell at the door, kneeling at the knee, the milk from the bowl would cheer so pleasantly, and then I would smash this guy into his pizzardic beige mosquitoes with his nose wrapped!!!! to

by Peter:
I have dynamic ceiling alarm systems, they are like curved car, even two-band alarms. I want to hit them in the roof of the plaster and get them to the magnet on the balcony!

and Zhff:
The largest subwoofer in the world was made by the inhabitant of the Ural city Petro Baranov from his balcony!

I had a story today, I wasn’t able to sleep this morning.)
At half six, I fell asleep by some noise...he heard a knock and one so monotonous? Clearly from the neighbors? The first to sleep.
I am already swirling, I can't fall asleep, and the knock does not stop, and so for less than 50 minutes...
I got enough, I got up, I'll go thinking about the kitchen water to drink, at the same time I'll see if everything in the apartment is already on my ears from this whisper.
So, the suspicions came when I opened the door from my room and knocked on my apartment!
I go to the kitchen and there is my father sitting and making the cuddles!! to
I am O_o... - "What are you doing?"
and he was so innocent - "and I couldn't sleep anyway, decided to crack down and eat..."
I am on the wall!

Whiteman: Your pope is a pedestrian
Whiteman: if you remove the costume from the cage
She begins to fuck.
Whiteman: then whisper like exploded
Whiteman: the fox does not sit silent for a second
WhiteMan: so she has had very short days lately :(

Entrepreneur and patron Savva Mamontov named his five children so that their initials were the father's name: Sergey, Andrey, Vsevolod, Vera and Alexander.
- You also need it, Igor: Ignat, Gioric, Olya (let the girl be Rudolph)))
with: better Elijah, Gandalf, Octavegin, Rambo. Where it will be.
Rambo is no more.
and the younger))

I read another love novel from the Middle Ages, next to Mom, I play her:
-Damn they describe the food there, the comp is ready to eat... and I read the line - on the third guests served strawberries, and rare unusually tasty pomegranates..."
What my mom says:
So imagine how they were joking, and there was no toilet paper.

1: fucking, I decided to get in touch - so none of the girls I wrote to answer my messages... :(
2: bone, sheet I ask 2 questions
1: Give it
Chapter 2: Is your page closed?
1: Yes Yes
2: second: and who can write messages to you?
1:...
1: Only friends
1 to Fuck