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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №84443
 21.07.2013
Heroes of GTA 5 may be able to steal bonus machines.
The crowns of bonbons!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84442
 21.07.2013
from ZH:

A conversation between two women:

“You understand, Masha, we have different situations with you: yours loses weight if you don’t feed it, and mine becomes fat if you feed it. Believe me, it is not the same thing!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84441
 21.07.2013
A bouquet of lilies, raspberries with beaten cream, silenced by Sinatra. A romantic date? My grandmother from Dacia has returned.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84440
 21.07.2013
He tried to leave a vote against the Internet law, failed the quest in the second phase. I’d rather go to Alan Wake and play, it’s not so scary.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84439
 21.07.2013
About children’s words.

When we were children playing hiding in the courtyard, we needed to knock on the place of the Odas and shout: "The stick-pick-up for...". Individual advanced boys had already reduced the "pick-up" to "par-wares". And then, getting much older, taking my niece out of the garden, I heard that the new generation, playing in hiding, screaming already "wary-wary". Our child answered my question, that this is such a special word for hiding, and in the fact that in my memory it came out of the "pane-pane", she, in my opinion, did not believe me.

[ + -8 - ] Comment quote №84438
 21.07.2013
Hey to! Hey to!
The whole family
Brothers and Friends,
The boy was accompanied, crying and roaring
They watered vodka, kissed roses.


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84437
 21.07.2013
by Miroslav:
“Mom, remind me of the saying in which the cabin was shot.
Shock to %?
About the colors of the rainbow.
Every Hunter Wants to Know Where Fasan Sits.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №84436
 21.07.2013
Look at what a beautiful cloud! What does it look like?
She is : AGA. of the erythrocytes.
He is :?! On the hand!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №84435
 21.07.2013
After a sunny weekend with a guy - colleague we boast of "sugar", or more precisely, fireworks. P: The whole torso burned, such sensations are unpleasant, especially on the shoulders it hurts. What do you know about pain? You don’t have to stretch a spat on these shoulders and back!

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84434
 21.07.2013
After a detailed examination of the TZ, it seems to me that our project is very similar to a bicycle on a cradle...

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №84433
 21.07.2013
A: Where are the gold toilets sold?
B: Sitting on metal is not a comilfo.
c: ivory ivory seat and covers can be ordered
d: Better of colibri bone... it will be much cooler than it will be of elephant...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84432
 21.07.2013
XXX: Yesterday the trolls sat
I am on antibiotics, I can't drink
xxx: on the sidelines came a man with his wife, whom the last time on the NG about seen
XXX: Well they come, Friday, evening, I with the tea
XXX: They O_______O
XXX: What Happened
xxx: well Seroga is the best friend, who can still so convincingly rub that I after NG slept, caught two whites, tried to influence my ancestors and friends, but I did not give up, several times I was taken, then coded and I have to be observed by a psychiatrist for 3 months.
xxx: and I am sitting with such a sad appearance a teak teak, unbarred such a

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84431
 21.07.2013
I lay down on the couch with the words: "I was attacked by laziness..."
The husband was surprised: “Have you been attacked by a deer?” and O"

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84430
 21.07.2013
XXX: I brought a laptop. They say toys don’t work.
XXX: I open, and there is Ubuntu. – – – –

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84429
 21.07.2013
It was a story about cabbage in the hospital, similar in consistency, to epoxy.
In the army, during the exercises, it was necessary to live in tents, so down, near this tent, it was gathered from scattered shields. As in any rainy design, there were cracks, which we tried to lubricate with substrate materials, so the best lubrication turned out to be pasta, cooked in the field kitchen, and having the consistency of clay, the taste also seems, they were not soaked even by rain.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84428
 20.07.2013
Dmitry: I have to deal with my schedule of dates, if I can give you time... Dmitry: Ho-ho-ho
Empty for 4 months!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84427
 20.07.2013
Join the Club "KIT"
The names of the founders of the club... Konoplev and Trawkin

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №84426
 20.07.2013
Are you there soon? I eat and am free.
Yyy: I will put as small, so I will write
Xxx: So can I not rush and eat peelmen one by one?
Yyy:)))))))

[ + 19 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84425
 20.07.2013
A drunkard walked through the forest.
Then suddenly his hair rose,
He saw a dead man in the grass not cut.
In new boots, not worn

Let me take them for myself, as they will be for me.

Thank you for my happy teenage years, you left us in a better world.
Noizif

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №84424
 20.07.2013
A good movie is when you don’t notice how you chew a cardboard and eat popcorn.

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