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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №8321
 30.07.2008
Start with details:

Hundreds of anti-Semitic opponents of democracy marched in Moscow. During the march they sold books and brochures.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №8320
 30.07.2008
Replayed Final Fantasy IX... Who doesn’t know, there in the beginning the hero in a dark room lights up the light, and from another room he is asked "Who is here?" The mood was disgusting, and called his hero "Pizdec"...

This is me, Pizzac!
Pizzard, you are late today!

In fact, the princess will be stolen by a pirate.

The pirate! It was horrible!

“Mom... Pizzade... I can’t rely on them anymore.

The pirate! What a delicious flower!

Pizzas, wait for you!

What a comedy! Pizzas, isn’t it funny?

“Pizdec, promise me one thing...Please come back!

My mood has improved :)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №8319
 30.07.2008
Some of the boys lived in a rare bank of pomegranates. She was 7 years old or so. During this time, it changed colours and textures. They were afraid to open it, so that what lived there did not capture the world, but did not throw it out, because suddenly the war, and this is a noble bacteriological weapon :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8318
 30.07.2008
Biology is a powerful science! With a rich imagination. from the report - the red book of the Krasnodar region: long-nosed beetles: Slonik sharp-winged, Bosporomias puchistenky, Ploskokril ušasty, Pahyper thick, Skrytohobotnik-pahar, Fat-blacked. I am delighted!

You should smoke less...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8317
 30.07.2008
Are the phones flying?
Yesterday I crashed on the X-Vox 360, went to sleep, turned off the TV. Here I hear a noise, I watch the joystick shower and crawl to me, like ‘take me, let’s kill them all!’ It turned out that the dam started.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8316
 30.07.2008
Shame on your Rabsan and Jumshut! You have not yet seen how the Gypsies in Vietnam sliced hot asphalt with plastic wardrobes and then laid it with their hands! :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8315
 30.07.2008
Shut: Hi
Shut to: Hi! Why are you silent?
Hello, I am sick today
What did you drink yesterday? :)
Beze: I have a female disease, you understand?
Shut: shizo in the early stages?)))

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8314
 30.07.2008
How did the day of admin go?
The circus showed...
WOW: He ate a double, sat up for 20 minutes, then turned on the computer, launched the assu and began to speak out to the dean.
Q: Is it serious?? to
HHH: *ROFL* The shoes are examples of heaven?
The grey situation saved. I raised the left ass, all the currencies with her sent out, said it was I - Valjuha, my ass was stolen - it is my new number.
Q: How much is the currency scattered?
and the box)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8313
 30.07.2008
<xxx> Did I get the grills that I bought a Tanjuhe machine?
<yyy> washing machine :)
<xxx> no, Ford Contour GL :)
<yyy> you are so cute :)
<yyy> and can I buy it? and :)
<xxx> is not in question. But you’ll have to replace her as a wife :)
<yyy> fucking I knew it was going to be a podvo.... :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8312
 30.07.2008
I wanted to eat a banana and asked, “Who wants a banana?” The current in the women's camp could answer to ask "where?")))

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8311
 30.07.2008
I go to work, there is a traffic jams in front of me. I go, I slow.
and... falling on the wheel from the heck: in front of the car number
and 666.
Oh, and not lucky the man with the number!


[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №8310
 30.07.2008
People, please, when you write quotes about the job, add your address and your FIO.
It will be easier for us to curl you, you lenient wretches.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №8309
 30.07.2008
Often the cause of bars is slave psychology.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8308
 30.07.2008
The preface.

My daughter, like all children, sometimes doesn’t eat any food.

But the word “must” acts on her inexorably. When she is not at all

Not to convince, I let go of the last argument: “EAT! It is useful!”

So here.

One morning she went to wash and saw that in the bathroom (Oh horror!)

There is a huge black spider. In panic he calls for help:

and Mom! Kill the frog!

This is not a spider, it is a spider.

Kill the spider! I am afraid of him!

Do not kill him, let him live, he is useful.

Rounded eyes and scream of horror:

I will not eat it!!!! to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №8307
 30.07.2008
“Wolod, I didn’t understand how you broke down Yukos...

Smoke, I show you again!

www.msk2004.narod.ru

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №8306
 30.07.2008
“In short, Max, smoked, came to McDonald’s. And there, you know, you can buy a micro-pack of ketchup for a potato for 5 rubles.
nastka-apple: So, he gives a buzz for a sturdy paper of 500 rubles and demands a hundred portions of ketchup! Mist in the unconscious, Max begins to push the right - like I am your client, my desire is the law, and maybe I lack ketchup in the body, call the manager, etc. A scandal with the administration.
How did it end? ?
nastka-apple: something, he bought 100 servings of ketchup :)
tersan: "You are here or with yourself?")))) fucking, I am so curious what he did with them next )))
Nastka-apple: I honestly don’t know.
Teresan: Please find out. It is important to me :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8305
 30.07.2008
Ruth (14:37:16 14/07/2008)
I am looking for what it means "caligatic osteopolyation" on a liter of beer argued, and no search engine knows
Rothschild (14:40:13 14/07/2008)
For a long time I thought that the phrase was invented, even in the book there is, showed the boy, the page is sworn in besides that phrase...
Edvin (14:46:13 14/07/2008)
Think of Latin, look for pieces.
Gothic (14:46:59 14/07/2008)
ah, osteopoly - or bone ends, or spontaneous bone ejaculation)))))
Edvin (14:47:20 14/07/2008)
Then there will be "Osteo-"
Rothschild (14:58:19 14/07/2008)
I don’t think there is medicine at all.
Edvin (15:00:34 14/07/2008)
and what?
Wicked (15:01:10 14/07/2008)
And he knows... I’ll give up... we’ll drink beer together anyway.
Wicked (15:41:58 14/07/2008)
In short, I give up, the type I don't know, I come to him, he shows me a book "Internet for teasers" and there is almost literally written "the search engine is looking for only what was written before, while it is desirable to correctly write the words of the request, t.k. search for the phrase "caligatic osteopolycy" most likely will not give anything"... stucco... so competent on beer no one has raised me yet...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8304
 30.07.2008
About a month ago, xxx stitched the nail, now it's all black.

xxx: looking at my finger, I had the idea to open a manicure salon "GOT". The only tool is passengers.
YYY : :D
XXX: No No
Tag: normal idea
xxx: "GOT+EMO"
Tagged: Gotham
xxx: the first go to nail "paint", the second to cry
YYY : :D
The instrument is one...
YYY: no more costs
xxx: we here on the floor room was released recently, I will go find out how much the rental costs

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №8303
 30.07.2008
(XXX) * Contact has deleted itself *
(YYY) So think about it
(YYY) and make conclusions
(XXX) The contact removed you
(XXX)*Contact removed by ICQ*
(YYY)*Contact has taken you to the spybox of ignored*
(XXX)*Contact removed from Windows Vista*
(XXX)*Contact puts Linux*
(YYY)Contact takes a tail and goes to you*
(XXX)*Contact grows beard and moustache*
(XXX)* Contact is wearing pants*
(XXX) * Contact dresses
(YYY) *Contact itches your ass*
(XXX)*Contact corrects the hue in the pants*
(YYY)*Contact fixed with a tail*
(XXX)*Contact is removed from Contact*
(YYY)*Contact with the tail
(XXX)*The helmet breaks out of Contact*
(YYY)*The towel flaps from the contact towel*
(XXX)*Contact helmet switches from Contact Helmet*
(YYY)*Contact "Tupper" in anger*
(XXX)*Contact thinks: "take to smoke this shit!"*
(YYY)* Contact calms the tail*
(XXX)*Contact grit: "Where will we meet Padlyuko?"*
(YYY)*Contact takes a tail and goes to contact access*
(XXX)"Contact is armed with two tails, includes the Wrath of the Tail and waits"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8302
 30.07.2008
We have one guy just fired, now from his office the song of Leningrad speaks out - and I'm all fucked, I'm made of meat, the worst thing that can happen... I'm going to be a pidaras, one of the fellow servants was sent to ask to make it quieter, he approaches, knocks on the door, the fired head lifts and says:
Oh, Volodya, come in, you won’t throw words out of the song.

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