The letter came to the corporate mail:
There was a small request from our tenants, for the purpose of fire safety, a request NOT to smoke on top of the hill, which is located on the parking lot. and c)
I don’t know what confused me more about someone going to smoke on the top of a hill or the fact that we have a hill on the parking lot.

You have already struck with your birds.

by Piu-Piu
ha ha!
Didn’t you cry at night in your yard?
The White Nights!
White nights and northern windows

I have under the window on the tree a natural perverted bird flooding at midnight (until 4 in the morning somewhere), on all, scuco, voices. And if under the monotonous piu-piu I could still fall asleep, then this feathered creator does not give any chances, even the signals of the machines imitates. A loud laughing, hang out in the lookout.

A friend of mine went to Egypt to rest. In Egypt, their child was eight years old. So I ordered a healthy cake. And the child is allergic to nuts and especially coconut. Therefore, the Egyptian, who came to order a cake, when described what exactly needed, was told many times - without coconuts. And they also asked to write a cream on the cake – 8 years. The Egyptian left, recorded something in a notebook and left.
The slide:
Birthday cake is brought. He, as it is easy to guess, is all covered with a thick layer of coconut straw, the number 8 is made of two halves of coconut. And on the whole cake is the inscription: 8 Years Without Coconut.

by :
Are you about yourself? Or I can easily tick you in the articles of those times in our and Western press about 98% of the accusation sentences in the Russian court in criminal cases.

This is because in the West, the investigation takes place virtually in the court, and accordingly, all the justified fall into the judicial statistics, and in our case ends (by lack of evidence, lack of composition, etc.) before the court. There is no percentage of exemption contracts.
In fact, guilt is determined at the border of the prosecutor’s office and punishment is determined at the court level.

that the citizen considered for years capable of action thought that he would blame the police officers in response to the lawful question "and why it was in his hands of the chief of strike-smashing action";;

And nothing will happen, because on the one hand you are an investigator, you are investigating, and on the other hand, the slightest acknowledgment of your participation in the process can easily lead to a deadline, even if you just stood by or you were actually lying and calling. Those who do not understand this, they sit there.
Yes, plus now is the time, like to put or out of the Pokémon half threatens real time, and the participants of mass struggles are treated for a maximum of six months conditionally. Although it is good for a group of persons to inflict heavy bodily injuries on a preliminary conspiracy, and for such a time it is possible to give 10 years to each one, which was actually the case with all the hated Democrats and Yeltsin, and even with the Soviet government before this. This is what the current authorities consider to be terrible crimes at all.

I had many dreams and desires when I was a child, but I only remember two:
1st I wanted to have a device that stored all the music in the world, and when you hear a song you like, and that device immediately identified the singer and the song and gave you it full for listening.
XXX is 2. Pink in a purple spot dream - "But there would be Pokémon in the real world and they could be caught!!and "
xxx: Now I have a chassam on my phone and a toy where I catch Pokémon in the real world...
My dreams are fulfilled ?

A witness hanged at the police station. Guess the country.

that he will blame the police officers in response to the logical question "and why it was in his hands of the CH of strike-smashing action",
— — —
Probably will bleat - "I wanted to live, guys, I just wanted to live"
Neither the beats nor even the mounting of cold weapons are

In my courtyard, either the blues or the laurels wreak so that the perforator of the neighbor is stifled.
Even goops with dabbstep do not digest this straw.

You are lucky guys - you have the birds under the windows screaming, and I have the birds instead of the birds, the hops are drunk, the hachiki, the wool, the ugly monsoon are roaring - the whole courtyard is shaking. The police flipped. Better birds... Even crows would, but not these... And licenses to shoot these animals do not give :-(

Q: Have you read it? Lowcost “Victory” has changed the conditions of online booking tickets. Passengers who travel in a couple will now have to pay twice as much for sitting next to them.
WOW: Marketers eat their bread in vain, I would offer to charge an extra fee for choosing the time and date.
HH: So what is there, you can take a fee and for the choice of direction)))
Xhhh: You will not pay, you will fly where they indicate and when they are comfortable)))

Before you have children, you must buy a car. And parking spaces in all parts of the city where you may need to go. And a separate strip on the road - so as not to stand in a traffic jamming. Well, of course, as soon as you acquire a personal car - the ramps at all entrances and entrances are materialized from the air themselves. If you are disabled, you are also to blame. You could quietly shoot yourself, or the uncle from the government should do it all well. What would this be? Can you pay him money? Taxes of some sort?

Prehistory: He and she bought the apartment in half; she paid for the refrigerator on the bottom of her account.
The refrigerator is coming tomorrow. You need to either accept it, or I need to have your passport. It is said that if the name is the same, then, as a rule, the passport is not requested.
She: show them the first page of the contract with the developer and say, “We are more bound than marriage!”
She: "Why did you get married?" - "For ease of delivery."

Man from the future, in what basement is your time machine? and :)

Where the angels are in the circle :)

xxx: I’ve long noticed that, sorry, sort, so many smart thoughts come into my head. It is amazing!
YYY: Nothing is surprising! So much space is immediately released.

The princesses do not cuddle.
The DDD: Oga They are all fucking in character.
QC: That explains a lot.

Just at the reception after examining my daughter, the pediatrician prescribed the drug and ordered to take the "adult dose". When they came out, the daughter was especially pleased to visit the doctor. As it turned out, she thought that she was assigned an "adult soda".

I work in an online building materials store. Namedny called some Boris Nikolaevich (BN), ordered building materials with delivery to the neighboring city with payment by fact. Prior to this, BN found a buyer at a local construction site and promised this product for half the price, the only condition was payment on the BNA card. Our driver arrived at the construction site, called BN, said he was ready to unload and get 200k rubles. At this point, BN calls back the buyer at the construction site, says that the goods have arrived, go check, I am waiting for payment. The customer checks, lists 100k Bnu, and looks at our driver with round eyes, saying that you are standing, unload...



In short, the greed of Freer.

One day I had to connect the internet to the apartment. I call the provider, they offer two options: urgent (for money) and regular.

The further dialogue:

I: And urgent when can they do it?

Operator: You know, here is the turn, probably in 2-3 days we can only...

I: Okay, but the usual then when?

Oh, we can do it tomorrow morning!

I: Oh come here.



And they came, they did =)

I went to the boss to understand why I was paid so little.
YYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: All right, I just make little money