Talk to a 12-year-old daughter (D), who has not been in the spirit since morning:
I was happy when I was born. And then I grew older and learned to weep.
I:- well exchange parents, maybe the warranty period has not yet expired))))))
The warranty period up to 18 years does not expire
O_O

Pope Francis to distribute indulgences via Twitter
xxx - proves that he himself was a witness to a Christian "miracle"

If my brain led me down, then it led down all the other people who were there at the same time.
Yyy: Mass hysteria is a fairly common phenomenon. Comparatively recently, one carpenter was eventually killed.

Per it was a bad idea to say the Egyptian shalom.

Here we talked about economics in honey (and everywhere)... Kids, the goal of higher education is not to teach you the craft, but to educate a multi-faceted personality (especially this applies to numerous universities). If you can’t realize this, go to school, there you will be more comfortable. It is not worse, it is otherwise simple.

Brother broke up a house in the countryside on a plot of 50 acres a year ago, standing on the terrace:
I: Why haven’t you put up the fence yet?
B: No time yet.
I: Where does your area end?
A voion near those trees, there is a river like that, I don’t know, I haven’t gone so far yet.
The house, fucking

Sorry if Bayonne.
Take the hypothetical Vasa, for example. Nothing in your life fascinates you except wow – a credit launcher? This is for the office. Lucatmi, iPad, fashion shorts - this is for hipsters and marketers in general. Sport is boring. Smart books don’t stick. You can eat sausages with pasta and do not experience inconvenience. and so on. So here. From the general human habits of any positions Vasya is shy and leads to a purposeless existence. From the point of view of Buddhism, it is freed from passions and close to enlightenment.

The United States has revoked Edward Snowden’s passport. Now he will have to stay in Russia.
are punished.

I went shopping with a friend. Attention was attracted by a laurel, over whose vitrine was written "Fresh Bread from the Russian oven" with arshine letters.

Get closer to appreciate. A very southern woman looked out of the window and said with an accent: "Happiness is sweet."

YYY: looked out of the oven?

I think my neighbor’s wife is a barber.
First he spoke "I’ll kill you", and the stitch noises the drill. It broke, apparently

Once there was glory for the builders of communism, now there are honors for its destroyers.

About Corruption
Last week, the families of three prisoners in the city of Shenzhen (South China) received a notification from the Ministry of Internal Affairs: “Unfortunately, the execution of your relative has been postponed because of the lack of ammunition. The culprits of negligence are punished, we apologize.” We would so...

The head of the IMF argued that it was necessary to restrict the printing of backs in the U.S. - and immediately raped a maid in a hotel.

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange published diplomatic correspondence and raped two people at once.

Silvio Berlusconi flogged something against the United States - and immediately slept with a minor.

The Prime Minister of Hungary has urged IMF observers to leave the country. Hold him until he’s kicked anyone away!! to

Drinking with a companion. In the process of use, the effect of "confusing language" has been achieved. Suddenly, a phone call from his wife: bla-bla-bla
What are you, Booh?
Oh no, I’m holding a cut in my mouth!! to

I work in advertising. We asked the client (veterinary clinic) to send the logo of the company. Scan a shirt with a logo.

I have the feeling that I am not a subordinate, but a boss.
Every time I go to the boss in the office to report on the work she has done, she in panic begins to twist the toy window and troubled what to do)))

It is time for the presumption of guilt to be included in the Constitution. All citizens of the Russian Federation are guilty of at least twice, until the opposite is proven by the court. The order of landing is determined in order of order. In special cases, it is possible to land outside the line and for an extended period."

This morning I went to work and noticed that all the girls in front of me are smiling or looking with interest. At first I thought I was such a brutal beautiful man.
xxx is. Then it turned out that I had a whore on my shoulder.

MrBigJoker: So tell me, why in the future, with all the typical flying taxis, aliens and Mila Jovovich, Bruce Willis is smoking out of the light bulbs?

Yesterday my grandfather from the country called, complained that my grandmother had something on the controller and satellite TV shows nothing but the blue screen. "Telephone treatment" has not resulted in anything useful.
xxxh: Today he calls me in the morning with the words: "I apologized for the antenna! It shows everything in the best way! Do not worry!" He puts the phone.
Thats a grandfather. 79 years. Apologize for the satellite antenna. The PZDC...
XHH: The next time more carefully with him to use his айтишный slang, or almost condracy did not embrace with such a statement...

How to wash the food dye?
From the hand?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Vanish or powder with a whitener? Why urgently?
My wife is coming tonight. Yesterday we smoked a fun shit (
What did the smokers paint? ?
xxxh: yeah, I included "oggy and cockerel", and there is a green cat... in general Snow, fell, in vain, T_T came to the kitchen