Our cat has topographic cretinism. He always forgets where his plate is and tries to get into mine.

From the ASK:
She is:
Time to cure...
He is:
What is?
She is:
I am standing at the home phone and instead of calling the number of the apartment, I kill the password from the ass... And still standing and upset why it does not fit in the size of the window...

XXX is
I was inspired

YYYY
M is?

HHH
I will tell you later)

WOWU
To eat then?

HHH
I am eban.

She says, “Hello, I’m smoking now!”
It’s bad for you to have children!
She: And I read that all the toxins are eliminated within three months and I am not going to get pregnant in the next three months.

After a month
You won’t believe, I’m pregnant.

If you succeed, they will not notice. If you make a mistake, you will not be forgiven.

I never understood the sting over the profession of a shoe seller from the series.
But after today, I think there is some rational grain in it.
In general, I chose sandals today, looked at a suitable model on the shelf, called one of the sellers and asked:

Do you have the same size?

A young man crosses a shopping hall and hides in some subsidiary room. Minutes later, he returns to me with empty hands and without any emotions on his face.

Yes, there is

A tax inspector on his car crashed into the car of GIBDD. They were silent for three hours waiting for bribery.

XXX: Yes... thermostat scales
xxx: I have a car, instead of temperature shows two lines

Are you pregnant? ?

Dota: Well here as a talk or pan or disappeared
Prah: I here, taking into account the present realities, brought out a new expression – either naal or anal.

Reginko: Chocolate increases the hormone of joy... I will eat chocolate and die of happiness

xxx: up to 28°C you turn the pillow because the rear side is colder
After 28°C you turn the pillow because the back is still dry.

So what were the screams you had there?

Surovaja Pravdo: Yes, yesterday comes to chat some poor, with a nick "Vasa 12 years", I’ll drop "I’ll get you under the door!!He runs away before he is fined. In less than an hour - another I go out of the chat and at the door to the toilet I enter the cat shit! Her pot has not been washed, and she is not going into dirty! The Internet comes into our home...Y*No:%%AIA Virtual Reality!

The Truth: Are You Alive?

Sukhinkot: 3.14built from the chair, the father rushed to the groove, rug together)))))

Surevaja Pravdo: Scuci are insensitive

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WOW:that these are generally stupid zombies who can read and knock on the buttons.
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xxx[prv]yyy: too late
Why do you offend modernists? Bad and Bad 8 (
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Closed for 15 minutes. Reason: Trying to make a friend

An acquaintance in the optics works... to her today came a black woman, who said only three phrases beutifal, not beutifal and pisdeyeets.

Comments on Moscow weather forecast on Yandex:
The promised rain on Monday.
I almost only lived for that.

My friend joked.

It was at sea. Since the road is long and there is a lot of beer, the company appeared on the beach in a good supply. One guy decided to refresh himself, but since it was already lazy to change clothes due to drunkenness, he went straight in his clothes. and returned. Everyone is rushing.

What did you... write?
No is! How could you think?! I went down.

It would be nothing, but on the way he went into the sea only on his knees))

I saw a girl on the street, like a Russian.
Victor: He goes with like a grandmother.
Gray_Wolf: like a grandmother (c)
_Victor_███h: passing past the poster with lipton advertising
_Victor_íochh: girl reads "lipton ice ti" - what is written there in English
What is written in Russian, can you?
“No, I’m just English yet.

My girlfriend was going to paint.Dialogue in 10 minutes:

My favourite 10:27
I'm going to be red - wall

My favourite sunshine 10:40
I don’t go anywhere, I’m a fool.

<Ave me>10:45
The sun, what

My favourite 10:47
I was fucking colored!

My favourite 10:48
I won’t go anywhere, I’m ugly.

<Ave me>10:48
MMS is here, I will break.

My favourite 10:48
Go to the ass (((

Did he drink again?
No Madam, I was

HHH
Do you have to paint me alive?
Can there be any photos?

WOWU
must live

WOWU
Painting with photoshop!

WOWU
Thus e. Everyone does it, but if a man only knows how to do it, then he has problems.

HHH
I apologize for suggesting you to...