A friend once said that everyone in their class was born in the Year of the Monkey, arguing that this is an incredible coincidence. I don’t know how she finished school.

Do you know what makes a Russian footballer different from a pirate?
The pirate has only one leg of wood.

AHH: Well, avast at least shutterly works on my iron, unlike Kaspersky. I insert a flash drive into the computer, remove garbage, copy a film on it, extract it, put it in my pocket, and the casper is like this: check the removable disk?
See also: Kaspersky Internet Explorer

I prefer the montage. The key and castle still for the near battle,
If you are lucky to break out to the operating space, the installation is more convenient.

The city?
and MSK.
The street?
The lighthouse, the pharmacy

"The fool doesn’t need a knife" or read the permission list for the Pokémon app, read that it doesn’t work with the browser option "do not track me", read in the offer "we can share information about you and your children with third parties". Free to create current maps of the area, premises and other left uncles. Always suspected that adult lovers of children's cartoons "slightly"one-celled. It’s like "a little bit pregnant", only "a little one-cell"))

You are no longer in the 90s.

That’s not the 90s anymore. It was then for the broken heads of the people to the forestry judges sent whole "brigades". And now: for trying to do business is not like all 10 years in prison, standing on a manor 6 years, for animated girls-cats 5 years, dancing in the church 3 years, liking in the social network 2 years.
And on broken heads every year less and less attention is paid. It is not a fashionable trend for protecting the law.

Chamber No. 6 ‏@palnom6 July 16.
Is it the FSB?
- Yes
- I sent a funny memes to Twitter on 31.09.2015, but accidentally deleted, please send by email

Two men crashed from a 25-meter crater in the United States trying to catch Pokémon.
The first went! Two at once...

cmd: In short, I pour around the circles and here she stretches me an empty flower pot into which I was going to transplant the cactus and says: "Put it here".
cmd: I say "You have a hole there"
CMD: Then she struck me and struck me in the guests. So, yes, I have the full right to call her a pretence and I don’t need to talk about good manners here.

I show a friend a photo of the Chinese military equipment standing under Peter:
Maybe someone will order from Ali-Express.

xxx: AutoCad software downloads нь engineering photos tөsөl боловсруулах ажлд хамгийн өргөn хэрэглэгдэж байгаа автомат зургийн систем юм!
xxx: description of the car from the Mongolian Vares site
yyy: Lack of "Amin" after such a tirade
YYYYYYY: =
xxx: need to learn and matte quietly when the app is not going
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Yesterday I went to a girl and invited her to help pick a gas column. We have been in civil marriage for two years.
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Man from the future, in what basement is your time machine? and :)

Today I got a fun idea that would help single girls who want to meet:
We take a bottle of motor oil and pour it into an empty bottle from under the vegetable.
Then, with a smart look, we pour it into our car in a popular place.
It remains only to listen to the advice and warnings of the escaped crowd of men and be surprised to knock their eyes.

In Novosibirsk, the strongest rain has not been in ten years. At one point it slid so that the visibility fell sharply. And the thunder. It crashed from the sky to the shaking of the glasses in the windows... In the city all the sirens of alarm... The complete feeling of the beginning of the apocalypse...
I remember that the authorities warned about checking the alarm sirens. But still like that, and after the thunderstorm wanted to quickly leave the building.

Ornithological
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for a predatory bird... hanging in the air at one point
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Deserted

“A person who is accustomed to being identified 24 hours a day and minutes a minute away from realizing that he has a right to privacy. He is accustomed to total control over himself, and such control from technical can turn into political, ideological and whatever else," Chaplin added.

That is, the package of yaro woo did not confuse him, and the Pokémon is a total surveillance?
You can only see the chequists, and the pindos are already down.

Magnolia: Serge, I want to tell you that your friends are fools, and you don’t need to introduce me to them anymore.
Moucho Macho: What Happened?
Magnolia: You’re naked, forgive me, and Lenka then left me with this Yarik?
Moucho Macho: Ah, what is that? Yrik is a harmless guy, he writes poetry in general. He hurt you, right?
Magnolia: He is insane, your Yarik. Have you ever heard his poems?
Moucho Macho: Anja, what happened?
Magnolia: You and Lenka were mixed up, so I stayed with that fool. Here we go through the park. Darkness, lights, the people of zero, he tells me some labyrinth, I politely chick. And then he sees a cat on the edge and, I swear, after a second with an expression declares: "The cane is crying on the fence / she has great sorrow / the wicked people of the poor cane / crushed the shaved letter "!!! to
Tagged with: rofl: rofl: rofl: rofl:
Magnolia: What are you cracking? I was almost born out of fear. It needs to be invented! Thro the way he accompanied me, I could not get rid of the thought that he would throw me in the bushes and scatter my shit with a shave!!! to
Magnolia: No such acquaintances, I’d better eat wine at home.

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Olga Golodets told reporters that only a third of the country’s population needs higher education, the remaining 65 percent do not need it. Her words on Friday, July 15, reports RIA Novosti.

“We have a calculated balance sheet, and this balance is approximately 65 to 35 percent (...) In the future, this proportion will change in the direction of increasing the proportion of professionals who do not require higher education because, for example, system administrator is today a profession that does not require higher education in the world.”

The counting

help me! MCH inherits a planet from a distant relative. There are spiders on the planet who worship it for six months (during the summer); and six months of winter try to kill it.