Who are you listening to now?
This is Bruce Springsteen.
Who is this?
This is the American Joseph Cobson.

Now I realized: I have two favorite sites - cooking, and about weight loss.

Yesterday in the pharmacy I bought another ointment for my cyclops. There is a boy in front of me. The boy is very embarrassed asking for a pack of condoms, adding that it is possible. The pharmacist is an honorable lady of inclined years, solemnly brings promised products and loudly on the whole row (man 10) announces - "See. Those who shine, take no regrets!" The unhappy buyer was only able to squeeze out a tortured laugh and the phrase "It will be fun".

Wake up the cop/reaper. Something is boring. Changed in the article "Fighting with ants" ants to fools. Soon the text played!
Self-dealing with fools is almost 100% useless and ineffective. These animals have the ability to quickly become accustomed to a particular poison – and quite quickly it ceases to act on them.

During discussion of relationships between relatives and friends within one job.

xxx: here is an abstract situation: you and your brother opened a business, and he dropped you. Hundreds of mules. Your actions?
yyy: If my brother dropped hundreds of millions, then I am Cain)))

This is "the call":
XHH: Part of the work involves finding customers to provide our services.
In 90% of cases, you get into incompetent persons who try to hide you, responsible for the responsible person. Starting to load on the specialty, he eventually gives up, and tells who specifically has them in the company knows about this issue.
I want to ask openly!!! Do you have anything to do?! to
The Mudil! Please do not waste my time watching!
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And how many of you call each day, with the same proposals that we did not fit in X**. Especially pleased are the examples asking for non-existent people who never existed and never existed. Not so long ago, one caller tried to pair us a product, the supplier of which we are for this company. They were all in the office. The director did not believe this story until the sent commercial offer was revealed. What to say, some "professional" on the phones.

Go to Skype?
See also: JAZZ
CHH: And who are you serving?
See also: Zoro
The Zorro? Scandinavian god of thunder and gases.
Do not speak his name with empty mouth, Heretic!

Hazrat: What if you wrote a story "Cobolok"? A tragic story about the child of a fox walking in the forest and frightening the beasts. At the end, the grandfather gives it to his grandmother, who smells him on the folds.

With Laura:
Who is your Metro and why do you need it?
This is such a self-propelled underground tram...Don’t lie. There are a lot of strangers in the capital.

A small difference. This natural laboratory has a couple of billions of years + a bunch of traditions, experiments, etc. Our laboratories have a couple of hundreds. I still prefer to trust time-tested products rather than over-the-counter unclear products created in an attempt to catch up with the first laboratory a little. I hope you are so clear.
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Traditions of thermal treatment are not much more than chemical laboratories. Be consistent and eat raw meat. And not chemically contaminated cows. Who said the "bulls"? Burn the heresy! Nature knows best what is useful to you, once it has created - it means you really need it.

Hey you, lovers of breeding shit in an empty place! All the beauty is that the temperature on the street will be as it will be. And no one will ask you. It is hot? Go on naked. is cold? Wear a shirt. They tired.

XXX is
Alpha Bank is pleased. They called, a nice girl's voice told me that I established myself as a reliable business partner and so I was waiting for a super offer... On my question, how did they determine that I was a reliable business partner, if on the only credit of their bank I did not do any operation in a year, the girl's voice was confused... should we say that our conversation did not succeed)
ZZZ
You are a reliable partner, you gave money for a year of service, you received nothing in return!
I would like such partners!
XXX is
Of course, reliable, with me no gemor, and 800 re per year I paid! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them ;)
I thought I was above them.)

The most I fear in my life are two women, Miss Marple and Jessica Fletcher. And everybody else rejoices when these deaths come in visit.

“Grace me, I learned to tie the cherry blade with my tongue!
When wealthy clients prostitutes ordered cherries, the girls, in order to demonstrate skill, fill a price and just excite, tied in their mouths a knot of cherries. hence the prostitute masterfully owns the coin and can deliver the highest pleasure.
and UPS.

Who mentioned the story of a man who, in the course of an accident, was turned, changing places to the right and to the left, so that he began to die of hunger, because the body needs right-hand molecules, while left-hand molecules are not absorbed?
It is not asymmetric. Not even iron.
by Arthur Clark. "A Technical Error"
Here is.
by admin.

In May of this year, we finally brought and put on sale working electrical mosquito repellents - you turn on, and mosquitoes are straight shaking away from the device! I tested it for 2 days and it’s great! Before buying a piece of 500 and reselling with a 200% navar decided to continue testing for another week. And done correctly! New mosquitoes laid their hoodie on these glands, became worse and bite strangely somehow: sat on the bed far away, ran to you with their feet, and scratched they did not drink blood, but quickly flew away...

The newspaper of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine "The Voice of Ukraine" published an article in which it is claimed that Buddha, despite the assertions of other sources, was Ukrainian.

Glory to Buddha!

The couch is a man’s best friend. Because even if he sleeps with your wife, it’s no problem.

Baby, you have gone by the clouds in Moscow for all kinds of parades there, you will see!
This is one of the most important things in the world.
I was referring to ordinary people who do not have such powers. And you?
I know about the tide.

Fuck, I found something to argue about. Better to make a joke:
They decided to shoot the meteorologists because none of their forecasts were fulfilled, they were brought to the square. The people expressed their full approval. The bubble. Suddenly a man from the crowd reads:
Stay still! Do not shoot them! They can still benefit people!
The Chief Justice (in doubts)
Do you think? And what do you offer?
I suggest hanging them. Let the direction of the wind be shown.

I go somehow with my husband between the rows in a supermarket in America. We can see in the cart on the child seat sits a charming curly black girl of 3 years old. A large African-American mummy weighing 150 kg rows around on shelves with foods. My husband and I slowly approach the black family, discussing what a cute girl, well, just an angel. The little girl smiles to us and all shines straight. When we approached the family closely, the girl suddenly raised her hands to my husband and joyfully and loudly cried out: “DADDY!!!and "
We should have seen our eyes and that mommy: O_O!!!!! to
I fought in a hysterical laugh and tried my husband when he had time to sin with this black nymph :)