Valued
If you want to know the depth of a person's soul, spit in his soul and count until you get the mouth.

Commentary from the employer:
Closed lines give landing stupidity and untimely fun.

Eugene goes to Ipetry
In the serpentines he plays.
and cries out,
What a fucking beauty.

Grandfather 85, lives in the village, rides on a lanos. Recently I caught some new #benny hole, in which he left a hole and broke both (!) The back seat. Until he repaired, all the steepest rural boys on the underlying dwarf dozen long accompanied his gaze, which read the pattern gap and the thought "and if there is no difference..."

The Stranger – Stranger

The further, the more it seems to me that the Russian language is created to express absolutely surreal pictures. At least sometimes I hear such phrases that when I try to visualize what is said, I realize that my brains are ready to boil and explode.
Here and today, I am standing at the stop, next to two guys counting a little for the passage. One accumulated the necessary amount, passed on to another, but slightly missed and the money dissipated. And then followed the phrase that served as the reason for writing this post:

You are where you pull your hobbit, the untouched hobbit. If the curves are grabbed, do not shake the horns!"

Comrade artists, please paint me this. It makes a wonderful picture :)

to this:

One of the causes of fears is a childhood phobia. I know a man who, as a small child in a dream, fell into the central hole, turned, found himself on the side between the blanket and the fabric without a hole. I woke up, couldn’t get out, claustrophobia worked.
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And what only they will not tell to do in the house of nichren...

Dali quest: over the man is written - "A drunken woodcut" and a man is painted... with grabbers!!! They could just write "a woodcut", I would have guessed it was in the middle.)))

How about Terminator?
- At first, Dr. Who, having created the tartis and reworked John Connor with a sound screwdriver, immediately set the tone of the film... and when Daenerys Targaryen began to fire from the anti-tank rifle into the barbaric conan, I realized that the film was successful) But there was also a disappointment, when the acid dropped on Daenerys' shoulder, I expected someone else (

What did the Soviet power of the USSR give people?
The right to eight-hour working day. For the first time in human history.
2nd Right to annual paid leave. For the first time in human history.
Three Impossibility of dismissal of an employee on the initiative of the administration or the owner without the consent of the trade union and party organization.
4 is The right to free general and professional education, including higher education. for the first time in the world.
5 is The right to free use of preschool institutions: kindergartens, kindergartens, pioneering camps. for the first time in the world.
6 is The right to free medical care. for the first time in the world.
7 is The right to free sanatorium treatment. for the first time in the world.
8 is The right to free housing. For the first time in the world
In addition, women were entitled to a number of additional benefits:
The right to three years of maternity leave with maintenance of the workplace.
2nd The right to free patronage service for a child up to one year.
Three The right to a free milk kitchen for newborns up to three years.
4 is The right to free medical and sanatorium treatment for all childhood diseases.
Nothing like this has been and could not have been in any country in the world. What kind of social benefits in foreign countries began to appear only after the Second World War as a result of the powerful working-class movement caused by the existence on the planet of the Soviet state, the State of workers and peasants.

The zoo will employ a female seller.

kkk: *link to demo with the text "Marry the monster @ get his library"*
ppp is great :)
KKK: Yes to Vapche
The most famous library was
I generally envyed this grandmother, if honest: the coolest house, no people, no one gets fucked up.
And that the owner is terrible - so I didn't think she would have to fuck him :D
And now, if you think... with whom only they don’t fuck)

Near the house there is a store where the staff apparently dreams of serving in the police: they play the good and bad seller.

KLer@: I work in the basement, the guy behind the window I hear someone outraged "No, how well the car was put! Right to untold money, right to untold money!and "
The pigeons seem to be embarrassed.

XHH: We sit, that is, we look at the photos from the trip, we are crusty. The hostess is hot.
Valik looked sadly at the meat and said, he said, he should not apply, he has an allergy.
WOW: Well, it floats, he’s always like he doesn’t eat everything.
HHH: Well yes, all at once, and what it is, and how it is, and what it is for.
XX: And Valik said to them with the same expression of universal grief: "When I eat this, I have a swollen swallow." Pussy is so gentle.

Men are full of surprises.)
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In an inter-city bus, a guy sat down with me, like to get acquainted, and began to talk enthusiastically about makeup, the advantages and disadvantages of famous cosmetics brands and all that. I could not understand whether he was a perverse maniac, or an Oriflame distributor, and I could barely get rid of him. Then it turned out that we have a common acquaintance, who explained that this guy was counting for pickups and decided to talk to the girl on an interesting topic for her. The complete absence of my face of cosmetics for some reason did not alert him.

Comments from HUB. Article on the more compact location of passengers in aircraft:

MaximChistov: And the processing with sinking gas with subsequent laying of staples? ^ ^ ^
DanNsk: It is convenient - even at the airport to pack all tightly mixed with luggage - then you don't need any windows or a stewardess. If the flight is delayed - all packed in the hotel, then back on the flight
SerDIDG: So that’s why we invented a non-rupting poppy.

A minute and a half of battle in Mukachevo and the entire internet is overwhelmed by video.
A year and a half "the invasion of the Russian Federation" and there is no single photo...

In our provincial town, the Chinushis suddenly decided that the city urgently needed a museum.

Therefore, they decided to occupy the building, which is also claimed by the art school.
(officials against children, noacho normal, Russia)
For several months, the correspondence of the warring parties on the Internet on local portals was conducted.

Recently in the local newspaper published a famous joke, which in the light of these events has acquired a different hue than originally:

In the city.......ke spent "night in the museum", the city residents searched for the city museum all night

is it generally normal when the director of the meat processing plant calls the chief accountant "Jadin-beef"?

Passive to the idea.
P.S : Always in the wire was a request to the system to contact the system administrator when you are the administrator and the nifiga do not blow in :-)