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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33108
 17.07.2010
He believes that prostitutes are not paid for sex, but for leaving after him.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33107
 17.07.2010
and lepra. A picture with a normal pink square. A surprising optical illusion: if you move a meter away from the screen and look at the picture for 1.5 minutes, and then look down, you can see the floor.

The commentary:
How does it work?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33106
 17.07.2010
Do you know that you are raping me?
and yes)
HHH: Do not stop...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №33105
 17.07.2010
Previously, girls were given flowers, champagne and chocolate, wow: well, that is to pull them to bed.
XHH: And I was given houses and GRMs, and I still saw that old computer and a non-glucose screw was put on the roof. I am so happy )))
WOW and WOW? ?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33104
 17.07.2010
xxx: dear, I understand, of course, that you are annoyed by my slow internet, but cutting the game into archivers of 1 KB is still overwhelming

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33103
 17.07.2010
You will also be striking your pipe on the beach tomorrow to make an impression
YYY: rather pull the bubble and from the internal pressure I then everything goes out of itself... and the eyes are big and expressive 0_0

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33102
 17.07.2010
Elfika - and your son bitten me! and :(
leshij - bite him
Elfika - He is wretched
Eshij – I taught him.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33101
 17.07.2010
I go home with my wife.
Lool: to slide

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33100
 17.07.2010
Odo (00:27:56 17/07/2010) Today I cut my hair. A haircut for 20 years. She was wearing a blouse. The upper button was opened. I was sitting on the balcony.

Odo (00:28:10 17/07/2010) How do you cut? Slowly

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33099
 17.07.2010
and Aesson:
Khabarovsk in July. After a few days of terrible heat, it finally rained. It is so weak, the rain. Standing on the balcony, I observe all this splendor: the rain is like a cane, it waters generously. Amidst the noise of water, I understand someone’s voice down the street. I look, two guys are coming. One, stopping and putting himself in the rain, worshiped the other, too, apparently, who decided to wash.
Shane, did you get the soap?

The summer.and :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33098
 17.07.2010
1 and go on! He laughs who laughs last.
The last one laughs is the one who has a ping-pong 8))))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33097
 17.07.2010
t0rik29 (17:19:02 16/07/2010)
Non-combustion cocktail: a bottle of pepsi 0.5, 0.2 cognac. Drink a glass of pepsi and pour cognac. Who will burn

t0rik29 (17:27:14 16/07/2010)
to molten. The boss took a drink. He smiles at me =(

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33096
 17.07.2010
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I need to scatter 60,000,000 lines of text.

wicked (19:09:46 16/07/2010)
What to disperse?

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disassemble and bring into the form suitable for analysis.

Wicked (19:10:58 16/07/2010)
Oh oh! So if I force a man to shave, shave and change clothes, that's I scatter him)))

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No is

wicked (19:11:13 16/07/2010)
You oppressed

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №33095
 17.07.2010
I sometimes confuse left and right.
Are you going to the left and think you are right?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33094
 17.07.2010
Blizzard is Blizzard!
Pooh :?
Why is there no absolute symmetry in the world?? to
Q: Why is one breast always larger than the other, and why does it not fit into the hunt of the lifaches?! to
Q: Why the eyelids on one eye always grow like pine bushes in different directions, and on the bow - as a choice of eyelid to the eyelid?! to
Q: Why, shit, do you always turn the same unfortunate leg?! to
HP: Here is only the hands stable most grow from the same place...))) But both, as a rule, are left!!!! to
Pooh: Do you paint anything?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33093
 17.07.2010
<xxx> when I was younger, I thought that the "wallet domestic product" is such an euphemism for the word "wallet".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33092
 17.07.2010
Programming Testing Department:
- The wrong gender writing, now Mail and Femail, should be Male and Female respectively

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33091
 17.07.2010
Paul ‎(22:27):
Do you want fun?
Paul ‎(23:10)
Do not rush!
Paul ‎(23:12)
Yesterday I went fishing to the lake... and fucking... on the spinning on the hook caught a catch

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №33090
 17.07.2010
If you principally defend your opinion, then you can really sit down.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33089
 17.07.2010
I work for television, and this trip drove me to the deaf Udmurt village. There is no dining room, no store... it seems that the Germans have already retreated, but the Red Army has not yet entered the village...
We were placed in a single-storey school (good summer, holidays). Near the school lived her director, a strict, burdensome man, sixties, and he had a strange hobby... to run an air snake every day.
It seems like something like this, but the pleasure he did not clearly get from it... runs on the grass sweating and screams... - fly the fox, I tell you!!! You will fly or not!!!? to
We watched him every day (and even a couple of times a day), putting out different versions...
Maybe he wants to get into the book of records? It is not an option...
He may still be upset that they chose Gagarin, not him.
At night, we closed the door in the closet.
Once there was no wind. he attracted his wife to his flights... the director runs, that there is strength to the grandmother, passes her a staple stick in the form of a rope from a snake and the one runs on the crooked legs on the grass.
The woman obviously does this job even more disgusting than him. We’re in shock... Well, if you’re Brother Wright, why be ridiculous about your wife... in short, as they say... we’ve gotten upset by this fun...
We were really stressed when the man ran with his snake into the rainy rain under his umbrella.
The long-awaited day of departure has come. We load things into the car... and the director of the school of course launches his colorful snake with a spiderman... he pulled him to the ground, began to whip the ropes.
At the door of his house comes his wife and asks:
“Well, grandfather, did you give up the right...?! to
Of course I gave up!! All categories are open!!! to
I couldn’t stand it and asked if I could start a conversation.
Does the serpent have rights?
The director... - this son got the rights, he works in Izhevsk...
With these words he lifted up a serpent from the ground, spread it to me, and I saw that a nochia was attached to him with an isolation.
- Here the cell phone does not take, and I run like a boy, smc to my son
I send...

Children, this is a headache.

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