One of the questions was which bone or group of bones you are most afraid to break.
One of the answers was the right hand.
She then asked for a long time why respondents-men from different groups chose this answer, scoring on a broken ankle, nose, hip neck...

Men from different social groups with a right-hand brush write, hold a mouse, hold a solder, switch the transmission in the car, work on machines and do a lot of money-giving things. And when there is money, there will always be an assistant, ready with joy to solve the problem, which you associate with the brush of your right hand.

Take full pockets of hamsters with you. The dog is kicking - you are hamsters in it. The hammer is still in flight and is afraid and the hammer is already flying into the dog and shit. The dubble!
Then the hamster is stuck with the teeth in the dog, the dog in the aquarium. Here is another hammer! and more! And another five! The dog is all in hamsters and shit. He cries, rotates in place, and can do nothing. The owner runs to help the dog, he himself gets a hamster charge, begins to shock hamsters with a shocker. And the conductivity of hamsters is good - so it cuts itself. The dog dies from a broken heart, overwhelmed by anger and fear.
You collect the surviving hamsters in your pockets and go home.

Darter: Do you remember in childhood taught a verse such as to remember the colors of the rainbow: every hunter wants to know where the phasen is sitting, or what is like this, like there by the colors: red, orange, yellow, etc?
Darter: So, today for the first time came to work a new helper of the admin, the patancheg is still green, the nifiga does not know in principle, only the screws to put and knows, and the Force on this day just new users connected in the management. The same in the paddle was under the tables to climb the whistle to squeeze, he taught this whistle to squeeze, and so that he could remember the crusade, forced him to learn a wonderful pearl, as he says of his own work: Being a Odmin Means - Being a Completed Singh, Being a Sadist Westernist, Being a Calcined Compami ))))

We went to Chernobyl for mushrooms. After an hour's walk in the forest, a woman with a mysterious view approaches and asks, "Do you know how to distinguish a cock from a human?" Next to the man lies a paper.

I know why babies sleep long.
They don’t have a fuck.
Here is the fucking.

No one gives you even on torrents!! to

The blue, the fried. Even the ventilator does not help (
My cat slept with me today. What do you know about heat?

lolL: I know someone who encrypts in md5 on the go.
WMWW: And who is it?
LOLL is Doctor. No one can decipher his recipes.
WMWW: And I know someone who decrypts md5 on the go.
LOLL: Who is it?
WMWW is a pharmacist. Only he is able to decrypt the MD5-hash of the doctor.

I don’t lose hope of taking my clothes off someday!

Harry Potter and the Gifts of Death: Part 2:
22 years and all on the wheel :)

Question in "my world" from a girl with ~3 size of breasts:
Please explain what the word ' fucking' means??? I often meet in correspondence.

Nothing teaches so much to calm as a few days with 64kbit internet.

Why are boxing gloves gloves if they’re actually gloves?
yyy: because boxers are cowards, although they are actually shorts =))
yyy: compare: "he was in cowards and gloves" or "he was in shorts and shorts" =) you feel, in the first phrase so much masculinity and mystery, and the second - about the fool =)

On the premiere of Harry Potter the Eighth at the epic moment when Harry breaks the Butt Stitch voice from the back rows:
Give me an invisible coat of clothes, dude!

A man walks into the refrigerator and asks:
Who broke my sandwich?
One of the girls:
Well I am.
A swimmer from the head! Money is chased.
Hussars don’t take money from women.
They are Hussars. I am a motor shooter. Give me money.

I used to ride the metro once. There are few people, but there are no seats. So, at one stop in the car enters the old-fashioned grandmother, and one healthy ambal immediately offered her his place. And here begins the nuclear threshold: this grandmother does not have time to sit down, like some hopeless peeling almost without teeth, twenty years old, standing at the door, splashes on the place that has just been released. It was impossible to describe the face of the ambal, it had to be seen, but the grandmother stood up over this guy, and said, having endured the grandmaster's pause: sweetheart, you are what, oh*el? It was not only spectacular, but also effective, the hopper quickly retreated to the platform!

Bigel

The coach in the kitchen rots a knife.
Oh, who will come!
Chef: "Aga, the new trainee"!

The Dog’s Diary:
Eight o’clock dog food. My favorite food!
9:00 I am in the car. I adore!
9:40 Walk in the park. The most wonderful walk!
At 11 p.m. I was in the ear. I adore people!
11:30 Give a Bone! My favorite food!
14:00 We go to the garden. My favorite place!
14:20 I take my tail. My favorite activity!
5 p.m. for dog food My favorite food!
At 6 p.m. we play the ball. My favorite game!
Watching TV at 20:00. My favorite activity!
22:00 I will sleep on the carpet. My favorite place!
The Cat’s Diary:
956 days of my imprisonment.

July 14th is the day of taking the Bastille. A holy holiday for any Russified who watched the brilliant film "Love and pigeons". We must do everything we can to ensure that this celebration is not wasted. This is what Uncle Mitchell said.

And only then I went into the net and looked at the prices for the services of the freight companies and the prices for snow cleaning. I counted.
If you transport 62.3 tons of snow from Antarctica to the site, dissolve a layer of 5 cm and then remove it - you get almost the numbers that count!and "

Navalny is you?