My friend is a fan of fighting for the rights of pedestrians, hates when drivers violate the rules, always quarrels with them, etc. We walk with him once on the sidewalk, behind the audio signal - it is clear that the driver decided to cut in order not to stand in the traffic jams. A friend goes to the lawn without saying a word and misses the car. I ask him why, I said, you are so quiet today. He, innocently smiling: "There are meters through thirty turns and steps"
Aniutka: Well, the brother is a mystery for intelligents. They gave me 18 cents in a box and told me to buy the batteries. What there?
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Sashok: The Vibrator
Xaoo98: The Vibrator
Andrew: a rocket from Mars in a titanium armor
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Aniutka: idiots stupid... so I knew you had one in your backyard (( PS - Andrew Rispective ;)
Livinforever: My mother has a hatch from the Reichswehr...
And I fucking strive every time this infection echoingly asks if I closed the session...
XHHH: Give up, here earnings through the inets offered a type of social question. They send you a questionnaire, you fill out and send, and you are transferred money. A little, but not dirty.
YYY: What is the seat?
xxx: I started to fill out the registration, and there is a need for the address and code of access and whether I am not going to buy the car and at what time I work and if there is a dog )))
YYY: is it filled?
I have filled...
YYY: You are a horse))
I sent your coordinates.)
YYY: Scuco...
Prehistory: Mongolia in the top 10 in the field of mineral resources.
The U.S. expressed concern about the situation within Mongolia and expressed interest in the country to follow a democratic path.
Deja vu however.
<calypso> Toreador inflicting the last (fatal) blow to the bull
<SVHome> The Matador
<SVHome> Picknick
<asusik> the moderator
on one of the websites;
The Services:
1st The Aerography
and beautiful:
from 8000 rubles
by Fuck:
from 5 rubles
Awakened from a hard muzzle, found on his cell phone 5 missed from David Blane.... o_0 The gesture began when 10 minutes later Chuck called.
Norris is...
P.s I will no longer be named by drunk friends in the phone book))))
The doctor said I had bronchitis.
YYY: A day ago, I was told that I was a dude.
YYY: I don’t even know which is better :(
Time for vacation: This morning in a dream I tried to turn off the cry of my 2-month-old son with the help of SQL query.
History of Yesterday:
I come home at 4 o’clock in the morning, quietly broke up, lay down in bed. here minutes after 15 wakes up daddy, goes to the kitchen takes the phone and calls me...
Aristotle: The
Stranger: I think I’ll kiss him :)
I take a phone:
Dad:"You are going to go home?"
I:"no rest, I am here with my friends still rest, I will be in the morning".
I throw the phone :)
I hear from the kitchen, I quote:"Gall, doesn’t he ohuel?I’m going to fuck him up tomorrow, fuck him up tomorrow, fuck him up tomorrow!!", and enters my room, turns on the light,"Oh! son...you are home...and I thought you...(there’s a long pause sec 5)In general, don’t listen to Dad, he’s in a state of affection...good night",and he’s gone.
It is called...
Aristotle: The...
Valad (13:39:53 2/07/2008)
Do you drink purchased water?? to
REFIS (13:40:12 2/07/2008)
No, I don’t drink from the crane ?
Valad (13:40:31 2/07/2008)
Eaten by Fucks
HHH
Coffee with milk is when in one hand a cup of coffee and in the other with milk.)
HHH
Guess what you’re doing with the swallow? :)
WOWU
This is when in one hand a circle with a whiteboard and in the other with a silk.
HHH
I did not expect that answer ?
The future will show how real your past was.
I have repeatedly seen the crabs soak the bark of bread in the
So this morning, when I saw how the crown was dealing with the clove,
I used to look at a piece of bread, I used to look at it.
the wisdom of these beasts and immediately forgot about it, continuing
Parking next to the tram line. In a few minutes, leaving
the car, I turned around to click the alarm lamp, and... stuck on
In the place – the crown, who just washed a piece of bread in the pit, now
He also made it on a tram rail!
I do not understand:
Why, if a man thinks he is a Martian or a Napoleon cake, then his
They are treated in a psychiatric clinic; and if a man thinks he is a woman, his rights
Trying to protect?
Recently I saw a six- or seven-year-old boy running down the street and whispering under his nose: “Patience, patience...”. I wonder, did he run anyway?
[18:55:12] Kissunya has left us
Saddam has left us.
The server has left us.
[18:55:18] We have left the house
[18:55:18] SNejoCk has left us
Nixon has left us.
Darklord has left us.
[18:55:18] They have left us
[18:55:18] We left MalL4iG_Spal4iG
The good man has left us.
[18:55:18] We have left waRDen
Alix has left us.
[18:55:25] XBocT has left us
Gibbs has left us.
[18:55:58] XXX: I love the thunderstorm in early May, as fucking, so there is no floor grid))
If there were no winter, it would be all summer.
It would be all big shit - global heating it
Talk about the cat:
_panic: that wasn't the hull she had :) It was just dumb near the shops, the shops probably didn't get lost... :)
Maybe I’ve just gotten rid of it again because I’m not sleeping... came – Moor? and escaped.
At the same time, she is very silent, for example, never asks to eat... she has 3-4 types of walls.
1st The Moor? Usually in a situation... I caught a mol, and that flew away where... I can’t do so...
2nd Myauuu - type of hares to push me and hold on my arms!
Three by Meu. Open the door, where did you hide? Or I want to fuck... and the fuck she knows but still gladly tells everyone!
4. mrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - it is when she is called to eat... and if she is in another room and they call the kitchen... the order is like this: broke up... murrrrrrrrrr (who is next door, no)... ran to the kitchen...
The option if it hurts. I am going to go! But so rarely...
and :)
Roader: It feels like you programmed it.)