I don’t remember the details, but as a child I read Ophigen fantasy for kids. There was a boy, a trio named Vasek, who teleported to the Stone Age after school. And on the first evening in the new world, when already realized and accepted what happened, decided to open the fire. I will leave the physics textbook, I will burn the social science.
The Beautiful.

Lord, people, read at least in Novelstch what is there
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Did they just not let it go?
There was a story a few years ago, they also trumped at every corner that the mother-in-law was not allowed to go to the nursery, haters, goats, butters. And in fact, she came with a group of ten people supported by the horn that all of them should be present. The crowd was not allowed, they were offended and took the girl with fights, accepted the birth themselves. And then they started screaming on the internet, what all the shit.
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Because there is nothing to believe in the internet and do not do your own business. If someone is not allowed - he can call the police and doctors will be fired (at least). If he does not turn, but breeds a scourge - it means that the rifle in the gun itself. In general, the thief always screams louder than the thief.
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not let go. No car was allowed except for the ambulance. In the reception room, they stumbled, offered to call an ambulance to enter the hospital. In the police, the doctors and the security pressed a hat. Now in all the hospitals of Chelyabinsk was ordered the pregnant women to pass at any time on any transport. and all.

When my friend got married, his brother met the sister of the bride at the wedding. They also fell in love with each other and wanted to get married - but the parents stood up the wall - how, you are now relatives!!! They were the parents of both sides. It was not so long ago, 15 years ago.
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Even the PC allows it. Or is it a small nation with stupid rules from the depths of centuries? You could go and register quietly.

Watch the rise of Jupiter. The essence of the film: humans originated on another planet, settled the Earth 100,000 years ago. The main heroine is Russian, and her genetic code coincides with the royal family, who settled the Earth.

It turns out that the Russians arrived and settled on Earth 100,000 years ago. Classics of Slavic-Aryan teachings.

A full aunt with a heavy look and a shiny provincial makeup (confidently, all in inflated Kazakh gold) is an Orthodox predictor Elga.
Also in our centre of spiritual services - the Chukotka shaman in the seventh generation Joseph, the Jesuit Kabbalist Emomali and, finally, the wizard Cherokee Stepan Sergeevich Zagorulko.
(c) the

I was waiting for the opportunity to try myself in the mastery of the Moscow Nit (I will remind you that it is the same regional specialization as the Tula Lithium and the Gus-Crystalline Duty). The case was found.
(c) the

Sliva_rzn: The mother-in-law is burning. I went with my husband on holiday for two weeks, she was asked to look after the apartment and the cat. She left on the table a detailed written description of ten points, how and what to do. Cat food to take in the closet in the corridor on the middle shelf, a flower on the table in the room to water from under the crane, fried pork in a container with a blue lid to take from the refrigerator and all in this spirit. And most importantly "When cleaning cat feces, do not wash the filler in the toilet. It does not dissolve in water, use garbage bags. Well, here we go back, in the kitchen smells of pepper. If the cat hadn’t met us in the hallway, I would have thought it was dead. In short, the mother-in-law used garbage bags to clean up the cat’s trash. Here they are, all in two weeks - lying in the kitchen hose... A cha, threw it out.

6 in the morning. The alarm clock in the phone. My husband is half asleep.
Mary, and the phone.
It is an alarm.
M: What did he want?

>> that is 30-40 year old women and their
People who paid money for vacation and
weapons of night "we paid, we have the right
What we want to do" is also a generation
The Contact? The same women forever.
Scandals in the rows are also educated by Twitter? Idiots and fools are in every
Generation is not to be translated to others.
And yes, why your children are forever raised
Television, telephone and social media. The network? Maybe children
You don’t have to give birth if you can’t raise up.

Thank you Clooney, I finally came to a conclusion. Per now enough to post here nonsense about the fact that the "mothers/ovulaches/bazar aunts" and other nonsense appeared as a result of a difficult childhood in the late '90s, and before that in the "great and strong country" the ideal mothers raised a generation of super-people?

Conversation with a girl.
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MMM: Well you understand what I am talking about.
I: Yes but not.

Nookle Nookle:
There is nothing new. Girls have always loved older guys.
Advice for guys who don’t have a teeth
You go to your school (if you are already 20+, and you look not 15 years old), you go under the pretext to talk to the old teacher, and on the way you look shady.

LeartNi LeartNi:
But before that, it is better to dry the soup at home.

The admin! The relatives! Make already a chat or button "comment" for fools who can’t live without "this-you all"...
Tired of their demagogy to read...The whole resource embarrassed...

I sit with my friends in the house. The girl alone (very thin) says: I tried to show my boyfriend cellulite, but I couldn’t squeeze him.

Residents of the collapsed house in Perm were allowed to return to their apartments.

Winnie, Winnie, why did you invite so many guests and not prepare food?! to
Is it terrible, Five?

Online clothes shop:
Again in the sale appeared a dress with an asymmetrical thread, which we called the first two weeks of sales mistakenly: "asymmetrical". It doesn’t bother anyone."

[xxx] Yesterday one of my uncles brought us a note. The report is signed, I see it in the column "Sdal" - Srol Felman.
My uncle: Is it really a crash?
Uncle is sad.
And by passport?
Lost and even more sad:
On my passport...

There is such a case! Daveca observed how one not unknown man on a 200-cruiser grabbed a trailer of Soviet production with nickeled caps, loaded with a hill of cow and successfully flew toward a cottage village.
- There are those who do without a trailer, in the luggage compartment put cellophane and vascott.
and yes. I have seen such ones. The corn is loaded. And they gather it themselves, chasing cows in the field.

I didn’t go to the toilet for four days after that. On the fifth day, something just came out.
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For a week A. and C. pressed the sausage. They ate it with bread, with tea, just so, competed "who is bigger" and "who is faster"... have eaten!! to
Returning parents were ready to execute them: on the plate, in a bowl, covered with a cover, three circles of fried sausages were stunned.
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Because what the TZ provided, so the task was accomplished.