Wut: We drove to the sea. My wife always forgot to close the door, and I called her Daenerys the Elevator every time.

The average weight of the sword of the Russian war was from 30 to 50 kg, with such a mass he did not have to be sharp, it was enough to just hit. The two-handed sword of Alexander Nevsky weighed 70 kg. And now the question: You are able to go several hours in a row with a cement bag at your 120 kg. In a day? ?

Ughu, and instead of fighting this hernia, they humbly smoked in the side, hoping that everything would shake itself. People, where do you get these numbers? Before chasing the purga, read the corresponding literature. John Clemens for example. Or at least the Oakshot classification. Do you really believe that this shit could be whipped with one hand (in the other - the shield)? Two-handed swords (flambergs, swallows, etc.) They were intended for combat, i.e. The shield was not necessary, the main thing - to keep the system and they were not so heavy. Believe yourself in the whole shit, so at least don’t blame others.

Why do you look for meaning in everything?
YYY: In the sense?

A 8 year old boy asks me:
Who are lesbians?
I begin to explain that two women decided, say, to live as husband and wife. They loved each other and the other. I look at the child and I see a stunned look. He says to me:
I thought it was people who didn’t eat meat.

About 20 years ago, we lost our live TV in the city, and we were voluntarily forced to put on a cable.
There were few Russian channels, and we connected everything we could.
For a while we had a French anime channel. All day, but in French.
At this time there was just Seilormoon, looking at the ritual of dressing occurring in each series, I thought it was an adult cartoon))))))))))))

We are at work near the coffee shop. We drink coffee and talk to friends. Suddenly I notice that the cleaner is already going to my workplace and I understand that on a wet pass - traces will remain, and the work is not wanting to add to her. I explode with a circle, I sit down at the workplace, and the cleaner follows me: "There is no way back!".

In Three Xs 2, they hack the pentagon with code on C++, which copies one archive into another. 0 - O
I'm going to look further, maybe my lab will be where :D

I flirt with a girlfriend.
Q: Would you let me touch?
WOW: No
HGH: Why is it? They are cool.
They are mine.
Do not be greedy.
The girl has a touch.
Q: Do you think you won’t like it?
WOW: Yes
HGH: Why is it?
Why don’t you touch your girlfriend?
XHH: Who said it? 0 - O
Well you stick.
Tagged: pfff
One does not interfere with the other.
I try to be biologically productive, since I am socially useless.
Go to her and make new people.
How clever you masqueraded the word "from...is"...

phoen-x: <link to photo with sexy girl>
phoen-x: oooooh yeah baby!
Lex: Enough of it!! to
Phoen-X: Do you have a glass table? Can’t get excited at work? Okay butt
You won’t believe... The glass...

I wanted to become a rock singer. Not in the sense that Haer had grown, but simply tried to teach him the phrase "What Autumn is Heaven". Nothing complicated. In the end, he says "What is autumn? It is autumn!" The plan failed, and most importantly, you will not argue.

Lara (30.07.2013 0:26) :
What is busy?

Raven 38 (30.07.2013 0:26) :
Nothing, I miss it.

Lara (30.07.2013 0:27) :
by whom?

Raven 38 (30.07.2013 0:28) :
According to Kathleen, there was no such shit with him.

About Matta's suffocation during football broadcasts:
Oh well cool! They heard the mat from the tribune – they turned on “Oh God, what a man” on the whole stadium. And so every time. After a couple of tours, all the fans will become cultural, will say hello to mints, bite the seeds in the pocket, stop drinking and start celebrating the goals with sweets and cries "Ura!" =)

Interview of the Scientific Director and Student

Q: Do you want to talk about the diploma?
I don’t want to ;))

The younger watched how I (strongly not in spirit) recounted money in a special wallet "for the extreme".
Younger: What is it?
It is a wallet. Whoever touches his finger, his ears will be cut off.
Do you put it in your wallet?

The news:
It will make it easier for Ukrainians to travel to Europe.

Take the cotton!

In our neighborhood, a 5-year-old boy lives. So, he calls his grandmother Olya not grandmother Olya, not grandmother, but Baba. His voice is so ringing. It is more comfortable)
YYY :D

from social networks
and...
The habit of killing mosquitoes has grown. You need to lie down and sleep in order to master what you have learned.
...
You can’t sleep when your enemies are around.

xxx and yyy simple Odessa programmers, yyy went to work in Kiev, rents a house and lives alone

Are you cooking yourself or eating somewhere?
XXX: or the ugly semi-fabricate cheese?
YYY: Same
Not just eating potatoes every day.
I also have soups different from chicken/chicken/pork and borscht and salvia, and vegetable ragu, and pasta and rice, and sometimes I bake myself with blenders with honey or spaghetti (varenje also twisted, raspberry peach and apricot), this is the way)
XXX is fucking
Please get married to me.)

In the ASE:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
What kind of flowers does Natalia love?
YYYY :
Coals

It is said that for the first celebration on February 23, Anka gave Chapaev and Petka wreaths and a dangerous shave. And it began...