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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101148
 30.07.2014
Comments under photo a la sexual teacher

Teach me the bad!
WOW: Let me take your integral, it’s so big and uncertain!
Zzz: Do you have natural logarithms?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101147
 30.07.2014
XXX: I will explain it on my fingers. Here, the winds are forks, and the linux is a penguin. And will a self-respecting penguin perform commands for the fortress? No, the penguin is a proud bird, you don’t fly, you don’t fly... it’s not about that. In short, wine comes to help. A drunk penguin is a different thing.
XXX is here.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101146
 30.07.2014
I was dealing with him somewhat...
I almost finished it and here it is...
... wrote "do you like it?"
The whole orgasm

[ + 24 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101145
 30.07.2014
Brumgild is like "comfort" or "transport"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101144
 30.07.2014
XXX: How painful to read all these complaints on the heat. It feels like only on the Ural October decided to come a little earlier.
YYY: Well, even if we visited the sea, we saw the sun
xxx: I was offered a trip to the north, to the area of the polar circle, to help the oil workers. Looking at the weather, it will be like a second vacation. I have to go, I have to go.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY to the north. in the heat)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101143
 30.07.2014
Commenting on the news: “The police uncovered a multi-million-dollar affair with 4,000 medical cards of patients,” poor investigators...have been decoding the medical manuscript for five years now.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101142
 30.07.2014
Lionel Messi is being tried in Spain for failing to pay 4 million euros in taxes, it is time for him to go to Russia for citizenship, especially the next world championship in Russia, it is where we need more than Jora Depardieu, Leonid Masov will be a player of the Russian national team...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101141
 30.07.2014
Asked by?
Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
Let me explain an anecdote:
Believers: Lord, say, is it true that sex without love is a sin?
God: So why are you attached to this sex? Anything without love is sin.
Apparently the above-mentioned daddy really loves his... khm... narrowed. The workers have no work.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101140
 30.07.2014
And still... From all that could, in the film "The Hobbit there and back. The wilderness of Smaug", I was most stressed by the fact that the elves are snoring.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101139
 30.07.2014
To be honest, I am shocked that so many people consider beating to be the norm.
My parents never beat me. Growing up as a normal person, without false modesty, parents have something to be proud of.
I raise my son. Yes, sometimes I want to crack, but I understand that it is my powerlessness or inability to explain it intelligently. You must educate yourself, not your children.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101138
 30.07.2014
Yesterday I went to a jewelry store to buy a gift for my wife. I bought. On the cheque is written - LLC "Cortez"
Thyl: Are the robbed butts still sold out?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101137
 29.07.2014
How well things go in the company, you can understand by the availability and quality of toilet paper in the variety)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101136
 29.07.2014
But let’s ask, is there someone who wasn’t beaten as a child?! to
No headscarves, no belts, no ears to pull!? to

I have at least two such friends from different cities. When she told me about this part of her childhood, both of them looked at me with shaken eyes:
How is? Are you beaten? Is it your mother?!! was?? It cannot be!!! to
By the way, they grew up unshaken, helped parents, learned well.
So it happens differently.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №101135
 29.07.2014
There were many posts about the punishment of children... About the necklaces, the belt, the ear to take off...
Do you want to hunt or raise a child? Body punishment was widely used in the past.
As a father of two children, I know: you will say three times - don't lie down, you get dirty, no, it will still work out, it will get dirty, and then you'll stand with your eyes. Hunting to crack - ruined clothes.
Two things I want to say:
1) Do not peel children then, at home, they will not put anything in their heads. If you need to crack it immediately, but sometimes it really needs to.
Nothing educates as much as responsibility. transported things dirt - ahead with soap to wash and wash. I smoked – correct it. Very effective, take notes and punish children less often.
Be happy and give happiness to your children.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101134
 29.07.2014
This is:
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Explain to me. Why is the road marking made by professionals, in a couple of months, almost fading, and the inscription on the same road, made by some idiot that he loves his cow, lasts a second year?
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Because the carpenter wrote from the heart, and the repairers pay for every repair.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №101133
 29.07.2014
The doctor cried and listened carefully. When the flow is exhausted, he asks:
How did you get upstairs, on foot or in the elevator?
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Strangely enough, this is not always an indicator. We had a grandmother-caregiver on the site with the first group of disabilities just for orthopedic matters. Many caregivers from the second barely crawl around their apartment, and on the street only accompanied, and this periodically met: a truss with a sleeve and itching to the bus stop so that you need to catch up with the run. Once organized the social center "fir-fir-fir!" for the fact that the placed free costume in the TSS gave "black, which does not fit the summer dress and in general some MAN!" :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101132
 29.07.2014
I wonder:
by this:
The Distant Sufferers:
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xxx: Going to the toilet at work is like playing "three fingers": "Try to guess which cabin today has toilet paper?"
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Keep the roll on your table like the grandmothers hold the pads. Wear it with you when you go to the toilet.
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Lord, maybe it's time to understand that at work to the toilet you just need to suck, and dirt at home? Do you not mind yourself?
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That is to say, if it is hard at work - all, sit until the evening suffer? You can immediately push the graffiti rod into the ass, the diamond will be at the exit. Well, and so, pure nonsense: half of the population of the planet needs toilet paper and then suck too.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101131
 29.07.2014
How do you know that the blue molded cheese is broken?
I am serious.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №101130
 29.07.2014
and Bryansk. The Soviet area. The morning. Going to work. The road runs through the city of Zaggs. I see a man jumping out of the door glowing of happiness, a cell phone in his hands, and from it it is “I am free, like a bird in the sky”... I looked at him with a slightly flattering look, and he looked at me, floating in a smile: “I have split up!”... Happiness, it is different for everyone)))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №101129
 29.07.2014
I am fucking
Sild: I understand, of course, that he is on vacation and he has matters more important than answering my questions.
Sild: But we have some sort of dialogue.
Clean the closet, door and crane.
What kind of cabinet? three of them. Is it the door where the pen fell or the one that the elephant took away from the chain? What crane, do we not have a crane?
The elephant has escaped.

Fuck you know what to do.

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