Don Baton: Oh yeah, my time has come!
Leman24: What is this time?
Don Baton: At the end of school, my mother spied me on the topic of 'you grow up, and Heydar in your years commanded the regiment!'" But the love of history and evil memory yield their fruits. Yesterday she again began to load me on the topic of "when will you take your mind?" and I replied to her: "Gaydar in my years was already under the threat of the trial, and I am just going on the march. What’s you unhappy with?" And that’s she doesn’t know what he’ll start sleeping next (devil)
LeMann24: (laugh) And then, I understand, you’re going to talk about Gaidar being killed in your years, and you’re just fired?
Don Baton: And you understand! (The Wink)

From Habr:

19 August 2016:
By the way, meet, this is the Light from ABBYY. Thanks to her, I learned three months ago that ABBYY is paid.

Nothing decorates a man as much as a woman decorated by him.

Solomon plays

This story has a anniversary today.
I once worked as an executive producer on a full-length film. And I have a lot of stories about how we filmed “Teli and Toli”.
The change ended. They are tired and want to eat. And only the director Amirov mysteriously looked at the mountains and moved his lips. Then he turned sharply to me and said:
Tomorrow we need a bear. A little! It is 200!
and Sasha. Why do we have bears tomorrow? We have plans only in a week.
Better tomorrow! We’re shooting the first scene and I’ve come up with something. I need bears. But not 200. Let it 20!
I have to say that we were filming in the village of Mount Karza, where the bears were of course. But they wandered high on the loaves. It was unrealistic to bring them to the field by 7 a.m. The only place where sheep were 100% - cattle market in Vladikavkaz. And we went for the lambs with the artist on the rekvisit of Ali. The bears are a record.
The lamb dealers were very excited when they found out that we needed 20 pieces for tomorrow morning. But here I confused them:
We would rent...
In the sense?
We will return tonight. The movie for us...
The harsh merchants were upset, but they looked at us with respect.
The next morning, at 5:30 p.m., Ali and I were already at the sheep. The news that some crazy people are paying money to “bring 20 lambs to the mountains and return them in the evening” has flown around the market. They all gathered. Someone brought the children. No one paid attention to me, everyone spoke respectfully to Ali: she was evil, in shorts, rubber boots and with a cigarette. It was clear that she was the main.
The owner of the lamb went into the pit, thoughtfully looked at the pets. I chose one. He turned his face to the artist on the rekvisit and asked:
Will it go?
Not asleep and tired after yesterday's Al, darkly sneezed. The bear with a powerful throw was sent into the body. The casting begins! The lambs, feeling uncomfortable and not realizing that their star hour had come, began to wear around the squad and mourn! The vendors laughed at the barons. The dogs cuddled. The kids were crying. Only Alie and I quietly chose the actors.
Suddenly Al said:
– Stop... That’s not what you need... Someone he... Not convincing...
There was silence. The owner was confused. and red. Then he gave the loser a pinch and confessed:
and fucking. I never liked him either.
The unconvincing bear immediately became an outcast. Sadly said "Beye" and left the casting.
And here we dumped 20 beginner actors and got lucky on the pitch. According to the scenario, we have an early morning, a small canyon, fog and thunderstorms that dullly jump through the rivers. The fog was decided to make army smoke. They are smelly, but they are cheap.
The camera engine. and carried. Actor Soslan Fidarov, who played the shepherd, stretched with army smoke, remembered that he was not a shepherd, but Pinochet of the "9th company" and began to serve replicas with a light Chechen accent. Director Amirov shouted “Stop!” I began to explain the task. Three birds fainted. The rest began to be sharply envious of the unconvincing fellow who did not pass the casting.
Then a young girl fainted. It became fun. Unnoticed sounds. The actor Pogosyan matured in Russian, Armenian and a little in Kazakh. The operator, the indignant Peter Leonidovich Duchovskaya, smoked the pipe and released two clubs of smoke. The fog became even better than the real one, and the Mount Karza became even more like the Ipr.
By the fifth day, everyone was accustomed to the smoke. But the barons have risen! They categorically refused to jump across the river, as the script required. Director Amirov again shouted “STOP!” I began to explain the task. The lambs seemed to agree, but as soon as the camera turned on they began to behave naturally and not forcibly, that is, like lambs.
The solution was proposed by the lightmakers. All the men free from the filming process, tightly took the skin of the lamb. Put their heads in the right direction. With the “Motor!” Everyone gave a delicious bagel. The lambs surprisingly flew across the river, breaking the dense fog with their bodies. The scene was saved.
In the evening, the whole Scottish market met our athlete. The bears rose proudly. They knew they had to live with the burden of fame.
Suddenly, a black “beha” flew to our hunt. They shouted from her:
What about barons?
Impresario of our sheep evaluatively looked at his creative team, then on the potential buyer, and said:
and eight!
The people of Beaumont were outraged:
Shut up! Five everywhere! Is it yours, gold?
The owner of the baron cried out:
They are out of five. These are eight.

95-year-old pensioner Ivan Polyetov has been causing damage to the Pension Fund of Russia for 35 years!

In the worst case, it will take 1/5 of the shelf, or even less. The rest is shame? Are you putting these creams and funds into anything?

What does it matter to you? Continue to use business soap and don’t teach people how to take care of yourself.

We went with a friend to the camp, where foreign students lived, to shoot at them. They went in and crushed from some epic untransmitted sound and a multilingual and multi-voiced eagle... And it was the Vietnamese who roasted our Latvian barrel seed, with all the pooches, scales and salt, and the rest of the world was roasted on them....
Cigarettes were shot by the Cubans.

Why "Zadolba!li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?

My love lives on the 25th floor. The elevator does not work. You come and you don’t want anything anymore.

There was a beautiful song written about it more than half a century ago:

But she lives on the twentieth floor uptown
The elevator's broken down
So I’ll walk one, two flight, three flight, four
Five, six, seven flight, eight flight, more
Up on the twelfth I'm startin' to drag
Fifteenth floor I'm a-ready to sag
Get to the top, I'm too tired to rock

>> there are exactly 2 options - either the puzzle is complete or they are initially helped financially
The cheapest hotel in Rimini 2* costs about 30 thousand of your rubles per week
But I still have to go there and I doubt strongly that for the remaining 70 euros on the rally you can buy a ticket to both ends.

I understand that burning routes are not considered by you? What would people be like? Just beyond the scope of your experience came out - so immediately shit... We open the site of burning trips, from Moscow to Spain, for 4 nights - 22 t.p. from the nose. with breakfast.

"Dumb guys, fuck you!" (c)

Then, WHAT did you manage to take an entire shelf in the bathroom?

What, is it a lot? I do one face more. Cream for shaving, washing, face cream. No, you can't store it in the room, because the direct sunlight, and you will have to take it out of the room with you. Well, as if an invitation to live involves some kind of hospitality, and here it is a ridiculous war even for the whole regiment.

Be calm, poverty has nothing to do with income. You can get at least millions, but at the same time to eat outdated products so that they don't go missing, to kick the socks and after installing water meters to go to wash exclusively to relatives or mistress.

Rabinovich: Well, yes, there are all the Jews in the city.
Robinson is fucking. How can "drugs" be corrected in "Jewish"?? to

#Propriety

My wife loved in the quarrels "buckling" on these tricks of little things. You present something to her – she answers: "But that’s a little thing! How can you be so small?In response to her claims, you say that it’s a small thing – it immediately sounds: “But our lives are made up of such little things, how do you not understand?And so from time to time: one position, then another, depending on what was more advantageous to her in the given second.
Sorry I agreed. My ex-wife loved...

On RBC in the news reservation on Sobyanin:

In the center of Moscow for transportation will be closed.

Now it is fashionable to call love and care "manipulation". Divorced type-psychologists and other pseudo-scientific figurines of the same type of sociology.

and UGU-UGU I also fell into this Stockholm syndrome for 2 years. In those two years I learned that no matter what I did, I could never please.
For example, I need to work in the garden. This is our common garden. But to live in a house around which garden I have no right, because it is her home and I should not interfere with her.

My mom doesn’t even tell me she needs help. It throws the abstract "should be done". And here are two options: if you do, then "that you lie down, I didn’t ask" and if you don’t "t do, you don’t help". No thank you.

Manipulation is a psychological influence on someone in order to arouse intentions that do not coincide with his real existing desires, goals.

You don’t need to be a psychologist to compare the description of a person’s behavior and the description of a concept. I hope they will love you too.

You know, the wife today is - tomorrow is not, today is one - tomorrow is another. She is alone from birth and for the rest of her life. Love, value and care for parents, closer to them you have no one and will not.

Is my husband closer to me? And my mom who manipulates me doesn’t impress me. Yes, I change my mother into a husband and children who respect and value me.
Once again. What to do to children whose single mother beat, insulted, raped? Should they also send a wife to us at every shooting of a mummy-abuser?

If your husband/wife means more than your parents – yes, weird, if not more rough.

Some buy an apartment to my mother. Others do not allow their mother to drive her wife out of the apartment. Everyone chooses their own. My husband means more to me. In five years, he became closer to me than my mother at 25. This is the fucking truth. And what, by the way, would you advise the children about whom bulls tucked in childhood? Love your mom or dad?

I have a boyfriend-neighbor, well, a clean goop with all the attributes. In the evenings, I often see him in the company of such guys with a steady bottle of beer and a sludge carrying from the columns of an old phone. This year he finished 11th grade, and according to the convictions of all the neighbors had to start his way on the "curved" path.

And here, I sit as an assistant in the university’s Admissions Committee. All as usual, the nervous girls running out with the "roads" of the body after the entrance exam, the baby boys with their moms, well, and just former schoolchildren.

My neighbor comes into the office. In a suit with carefully drawn arrows on the pants and a thick folder in the hands. I barely drink tea. During the interview, he was polite and talented. In the thick folder there is an impressive portfolio, in the certificate - one three. by chemistry. Balls – more than enough!

After the entrance exam, I run away to smoke, and I catch him on the doorstep:

Tyler is you? I did not recognize you!

“Yes, I,” replied the man, consuming the cigarettes, “what do you think I will do?”

“With your scores and interview, I’m almost 100% sure. I smile

He smoked and smiled:

And then it all goes, EPT! I drove to the area, visit the pups - and swallowed, I went to the stop.

I stood and smiled. Reverse rebirth has taken place

Well, you, and in normal people, the spouses of their children are considered left-wing people, especially if the marriage was concluded without the consent of the parents. And if there is no marriage, the more left.

Yes Yes Yes. You and yours are not always considered yours. The main thing then is not to discover that of all those who can help you, only these left-wing people remain. By the way, what do you think your grandchildren will suffer if their beloved mom or daddy is not accepted? By my example, I can say no. Therefore, I do not recognize relatives on the part of my daddy. Now they are very excited to talk to their grandchildren.