A girlfriend who crashed into Surrey County with the English Romeo for the weekend will post photos with stone on the blue site

Cricket, lawn, Pimps, white costumes, umbrellas from the sun - what could be more English?

First comment: Avoid Football

"In Belarus appeared the anti-smoking "cola" from..." attention! andquot; The food"!!! to
I will not even comment on it.

News on the Rambler: "The first stock exchanges for forest took place in Russia".
The first thought: Master Yoda writes about the failure of stock exchanges.

from the correspondence of our organization with another similar

Employees knocked on the door, no one answered. Then they looked into the lock well, in which they saw a key inserted and fragments of the human body, which said, expressing in a nonsensical way, that the door would not be opened to anyone.

From the Habbri:
The Meklon:
I remembered how we did EEG on physiology. The student sits, sleeping quietly in a hat with electrodes. EEG writes slow waves. Suddenly, my very nice classmate decides to add diversity to this rather boring process and demonstrates to the subjects a very soul-looking breast. The student hangs off his jaw, the EEG writes a hellish pylorama. The teacher can not understand why the laboratory work failed for a long time.

The headlines are just delightful:
The administration of the largest porn service PornHub has already tired of removing from the portal fragments of the semi-final match of the World Cup between Brazil and Germany.

from the pearls of the google translator
The meat a cat eats knows too much
The cat whose meat he ate.

xxx: exams did me, today I dreamed that I am a cool agent of some kind, I perform missions different, I have a gun, but he, the cattle, shoots only if you calculate the integral on its surface and only in the polar coordinates.

On the Tetris:
Why you shouldn’t buy a smartphone for $150

Commentary :
Because the sponsor of the review is the greedy Havneaple.

and 😉

News on Yandex: "Amazon received income from unauthorized purchases of children".
For a long time, I thought about who is issuing sanctions on the purchase of children and what income Amazon has been able to get from the resale of children.

I fall asleep under the first channel - the habit of listening to fairy tales at night has survived since childhood

<NitrouZ>: The boss (60 years old) hangs papers with smart phrases on the wall in the office.
<NitrouZ>: Yesterday here hanged: "Life is a slow-running mortal sexually transmitted disease".
<NitrouZ>: Status on the wall posts.

From Chat:
Hello everyone who wakes up in the morning!
How clever you called all of them here.

<reend>: peelmen, stucco, high-tech product, with built-in readiness indicator

True love is to get up before the alarm clock and turn it off so that it doesn’t wake up. After such a brave act, you can safely hang out in the kitchen, watch cartoons at volume and further on the list.

My husband went to the guard, I missed the wild. One conversation on the phone:
I: How is the work going? Do you meet the deadlines?
M: And Harry knows him. It is possible that not quite...
I am NOO! Let's go, and come soon... or I have such a porn girl dreams at night... and not only with you, and not in the only number at a time... I sometimes regret that I was not born German and did not finish some institute of cinema... all the other porn producers would nervously smoke around the corners and crack off from the absence of buyers...
If you knew that periodically dreams of me... with you in the main role... you would already pack your suitcases, change citizenship and passport details...
Friendly Gogot men on the back. The kids are missing...

Supplementary :
When we came to the same institution a week later, we found a specially equipped children's corner: IKEA to help everyone - a pair of carpets, logical toys, cabins, tents, etc. Therefore, an hour and a half of rest is provided to both parents and other visitors. And 100% guarantee that next time I will come with the kids to the same institution.
Conclusion: it all depends on the manager of the restaurant, and how he needs customers.

I was in a restaurant where the children of the visitors are successfully engaged in girls-animators. So the conclusion is correct.

Complex password on the home compilation is good for protecting... from yourself... Drunk...

We walk on the forest path.
Taken the camera?
and AA.
And the phone?
remained in the car.
All the horrors begin when you find yourself in the woods and only have a camera with you.

Water boils at 100 degrees and peelings boil at 100 degrees. How would we live if it wasn’t a coincidence?