A familiar told me.
He had a broken laptop. Guess how? I left the cat alone with the note for a moment. And the cat without a flame swept his nails around the keyboard. In the end, all the keys are pulled out with the root.

P.S Don’t worry about the cat’s fate, it’s saved :)

Our world is amazing: in the flora, in the fauna and in the human society.
Parasites feel the most.

In the story of the left-right door of the closet...
At the end of the 1980s, all progressive humanity with higher education, and
frequently and with scientific degrees, built garden houses for people without
education but with money. We have shortened.
Here we sit and eat lunch. 2 cups on 2 cups. one
The man said to the other, Take the right cup of tea, it is hot. Chen (now he is
Drinking the left tea.
You are the Left!
But if you look at the tea, it’s right!
Ha-ha-ha, we laughed, we worked, we went home by car. on the road
some tip, at the side of the car, stands a mint face to face
The flow of cars, screams in the matyuhalnik "Take everything to the right" and the rod gives
At the extreme left side. The cars are nervous, but from two
mutually exclusive postulates choose common sense and move around the
The left side. have passed. She Drives:
I don’t understand anything, fucking.
If you look at the tea...

Lucky asked:
Is it possible to find funds to fully rebuild the country?
The Lushes:
Stop these hints! I have nothing, and I don’t have a wife’s company.
There is no relationship!

The news:
Criminal liability for storing pornography has been imposed in Ukraine.

Winchester manufacturers in shock.

I am currently watching a BBC show about Chinese medicine. The doctor writes the prescription to the patient with special hieroglyphs, understandable only to other doctors. I thought it was only in Russia.

xxx: The nickname Che received from the Cuban rebels for the Argentine-characteristic interdomain che, borrowed from the Guaraní Indians, which conveys, depending on the intonation and context, different feelings. It is often translated as “friend, friend.”

If he were Russian, he would be called shit.

One of the most obvious disadvantages of the Internet is that the network has enabled fools to communicate with normal people. and c)

Mistabo:Pizdec) bought myself chupachops relax. tried to unfold for 15 minutes. psychhanul, thrown on the wall for another 2 hours nervous walked) relax blaspheme!

Ivan is
Do you remember Sasha, the girl from our yard?

Ivan is
I am looking for a blue-eyed blonde, we are looking for your candidacy.

by Ivan (
When we come back from the south, we will meet you.

Ivan is
You talk like a child.

Ivory (10:28:44 3/07/2009)
Do you want to give?

In fact, the overturned world is where the taxpayers are engaged in armed robbery, prosecutors sit for 9 years for bribery, GIBDD employees are drunk pressuring people, and drug control officers die from overdose in the department sauna. c) Anton Nosik
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Zema, I am with you! Let it all fall.

"About yourself": 60 kilograms of self-critical shit.

In response to:

Lectures in Higher Mathematics. The teacher writes on the board a cracked formula and turning to the hall says:
The figure drawn according to this formula will look like a sand clock.
From the hall:
What form?
Teacher without a smile:
Hyperbolic parabolic
From the hall:
Now it understands.
____________________
The hyperbolic parabolic has the shape of a saddle, smart people! And the sand clock is a single-band hyperboloid!!! to

The xxx:
In my certificate of ege it is written: "According to the results of the EGE in 2009 REPUBLICED (so I want to assign " suddenly" or "unexpectedly" or "O_O") the following knowledge.... bla bla bla...";
YYYY :
XD is
The xxx:
and mainly sat on the exam and then (O______O) discovered knowledge!
YYYY :
Nothing predicted trouble.
The xxx:
;-D

X is
I carry my day. A neighbor is strangely walking a dog. The dog runs on its own, and this healthy thick forehead in the middle of the yard walks in circles, but not in circles, but in squares. Hands behind the back, eyes to the ground.

X is
I ask Betty, what is it?

X is
Bata grit - yes, he is sitting, he is hard off from the sunrise, as he is used to walking in the morning, and he goes out. Sometimes I forget the dog.)

Mom, mom, when will you learn to knock on the door before you enter my room? I am almost 20! Do I have the right to watch porn alone in my room or not in the end???? to

XXX: I haven’t watched TV for a long time.
xxx: now turned on - and surprised
The last time I watched it, the towel extended my eyelids three times.
XXX: now turned on - at 12!! The progress :D

All the men I had made me happier in one way or another. Some of them, in the end, left me alone.
c) the ibo

When God wants to punish a man, he deprives him of his mind.
When God wants to punish a state, he deprives the prime minister of his reason.
He gave Russia Chernomyrdin.
He gave Timoshenko to Ukraine. But then to guarantee sent there and Chernomyrdin.

(q) The Global Adventure

I went to Sberbank with my family. I didn’t need anything special there, so I was like a company. The branch was quite large - in the far part noticed a children's corner, where ordinary people can merge children and they paint pictures, draw, etc. As an ordinary child of ordinary people, I directed my feet there, and while my sister and father were dealing with their affairs, I had time to draw a carpet and something else unclear. The first signed with his left hand, pressing the pen in his thumb "Eighty-year-old!" and just below "Gosha 5 years" The second, in a similar way - "STEM! Xenia" then I sketched and replaced with R. Both drawings I handed over to the wall with children’s drawings. Small, and the mood for the whole day provided)))
In a week I’ll go see if my creation is hanging.