Fuck, I’m going home today after running. I look at the asphalt, on the back of my bush of may bumping. Well, I think, help the beast. I give him a finger, he slipped onto my palm and struck me down. I’m not going to help the bugs anymore (((

My grandmother is cooking, wearing wood.
He holds a 20 cm diameter in his hands and says:
I’ll put it in my ass to make you hotter.

Why is your grandmother wearing wood? Whole "Pals" there is everything

What's in common with perforators, discs and sims?

is correct. One corner is broken.

References to gasoline:
Category: Friendship 4
Date of purchase: 1982
Dignity: It drinks everything. In general everything.
Powerful, unpretentious to any fuel, works even on a sunlight, if heated on gasoline. A high-performance chain, but subject to

Disadvantages: All other disadvantages. Monstrous weight, rage gasoline consumption of 4-5 liters per hour.
The reducer is running that didn’t do with it... Very unreliable lighting, prone to oil and refusal. (Connected to contact lighting)
Terribly stupid carburetor adjustment system, but after two or three racks you start to feel the sewing and understand where in what weather to spin the enrichment screws
It is understandable that the saw is quite hemorrhoidal, but after three times you do it with your eyes closed.
A large ratio of oil, 1:15, is required, which causes increased smoke intake as from the steam carrier, while after 2-3 hours of work it is desirable to clean the candle.
From this ratio, unburned oil flows out of the bowl, which, however, does not affect anything.
It is recommended to maintain a full tank of fuel, as when the tank is empty, it must be bended to the side so that gasoline proceeds.

I rarely get in contact. I have 11 friends today, I’m upset ?

Lord: Here you won't believe what ass we live in, I have a generator, on a solar, because every winter under the snow the wires are broken, I heat the oven, twenty blat eight kilometers from Moscow, I can't freeze the house, the batteries are bursting, so here's the generator works, there's no, there's a solar ends, on the street minus thirty more, you sit at the oven, cats next to you, the wood shakes and you think what there are four dji, what hub with these intellectual conversations the firewall will be cast for that there or not will come out and how to treat it, and you don't worry about yourself, the most interesting thing about these cats, as if they were overwhelmed to the oven, with tomorrow you lose, thinking about how we're always

The age.

Before we were afraid to tell anecdotes, now we are afraid to forget them.

Moscow - Krasnodar

The late evening.
It was only the second hour of a long-distance journey from Moscow to Krasnodar.
The tired inter-city bus tried to fall asleep quickly and did not think about time, space, or even the toilet. Everyone wanted to die for the next twenty hours, so as not to notice this turbulent, nauseous road at all.
Suddenly, in the middle of the forest, for no apparent reason, the bus began to slow down, pressed to the sidewalk and finally stopped.
The bearded driver came out of the wheel, entered the salon and gently woke the old man sleeping on the front seat.
The old man woke up, turned his head and, seeing the driver in front of him, asked scaredly:
What is? and?
The bearded driver handed his passport to his grandfather and said:
- Well, take, unfortunately, you will have to go out here, I was told that now there will be a check, so I will not take you further. Come, I will open the luggage compartment, take your bags.
The old man shook with a small trembling:
You are what? How is it? We have agreed. Where can I go in the woods with four bags? I told you that in Krasnodar my son will meet me, he will pay for the trip. Here is my passport. Don’t be so crazy, well, I don’t have money, well, that’s what happened with who doesn’t happen.
- Dear, I understand everything, but I will not go further, with all respect, I also have a family, children, I do not want to lose my job because of you. I would have brought you for free, I am not sorry, but this is a matter of control. Come up, don’t delay, I have a schedule.

Some passengers woke up and tried to raise their voices for their grandfather:
You are what? Where will he go? The forest is around, and there is no money. Well, if you are a man, don't touch the old man, they say to you - "the son will meet, pay." The passport is worth 2 thousand. Look at the rain on the street.

Grandfather, almost with tears in his eyes, hardly twisted the engagement ring from his finger and extended to the driver:
Do you have a short passport? Take a wedding ring.

The driver carefully raising the old man by the elbow, replied with a emphasized affectionate voice:
Well what are you? Why do I need your gold? I have a bus, not a lombard. There is a ticket - we go to Krasnodar, no - go out here.
The grandfather completely fell, put on the ring, hid the passport, got out of his pocket two thousand rubles and extended them with a breath to the driver:
The last one, take the blood. Now I will have to starve for a day, and I can’t, I have sugar in my blood.
The driver took his hand with the money and all with the same affectionate voice replied:
Unfortunately, I can’t help with anything, I don’t sell tickets. We had to buy at the bus station in the box office, then we would drive now like everyone else. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go out, you hold people.

A minute later, the bus had already departed from the nameless side, leaving behind a confused grandfather with four large bags.
The roar of angry passengers did not stop, but only increased.
The driver, in order to block these revolutionary voices of passenger solidarity, took the microphone and the whole cabin was filled with his voice, but here the voice was no longer the former affectionate, but cheerful, almost turning into a scream:
Are you sorry for that old shit? Well, so listen, I will tell you: six months ago, this grandfather, just as today approached me and with tears in his eyes asked to bring him to Krasnodar - "No money, take a passport in bail, and when my son comes to meet me, he will immediately give."
Why not help the old man? I secured my passport and bought a ticket for my blood.
Arrived in Krasnodar. He meets his son, a sergeant of the police. Approaches and says:
Do you have that citizen’s passport?
I owe him two thousand dollars, this is my ticket.
And Ment said:
Give yourself this ticket and give me your passport until I put the handcuffs on you for extortion!
Then, with all of it, I was so struck with a hole on my leg that I barely returned to Moscow.
And today, six months after that incident, this old goat approached me again, apparently not knowing, because I had been without a beard before.
Anyone else is sorry for this poor grandfather?

Judging by the trend in the field of education, soon after graduation of the university will issue a paper with the inscription "Diplom".

The mathematician measured the diameter of the ball and calculated the triple integral.

Not complicated? Maybe 4/3*Pi*R^3? You will only be justified by a ball with puppies!

Ozone smelled (Odin called again, damn?)

And the neighbor, the cock, smokes on the balcony! Everything in the window pulls me.

You can’t fix anything through Odin and Thor with the direction of the wind?

Let it be the Southwest.

ealand: em... Thor says he can only lightning in his ass

You have a heroic service.

Ealand: No one complained

ealand: more precisely, complained, but see. above the lightning.

XXX: Have you served?
YYY: And what then? and :)
xxx: I believe that a real man should serve, not served - not a man!
Yyy: Sun, and how do you say this: "I did not give birth—not a grandmother"? and :)
Who told you I wanted to be called "baby"?? to
YYY: And you’re beginning to understand the essence ;)

by KYUHA:
Who will make me a wifi?
-= Pr!zR@K =-
The answer to the question is already placed.

Calling Negroes Negroes is unpolitical.
But the Negroes quietly call themselves Negroes, Negroes, etc.

Calling Negroes Negroes is bad because they were in slavery, and we are psychically trampling their type.
Negroes were liberated from slavery between 1860 and 1864.

But most Russians were also in slavery (fortress) and were liberated in 1861.

Consequently, the Russians have the full right to call Negroes Negroes, as having received the same psychological tram (and safely survived it).

Russian photographer Elena Yeremina created her interesting project called "Naturmorts with hamsters", in which the main stars are these cute rodents.

Well, it is generally a pipet, from one name in panic throws (Naturmort - Nature morte - "dead nature").

"Red dwarf planets are not suitable for life" The first thought – how do the dwarfs live there then?! to

And we live on the planet of the yellow dwarf, they spread all over Asia here!

Record of VK:

You’re 18 years old, it’s time to think about your career.
Which career?

In the career of the musician, Stopudov crushes Rock and mines Metal
WOW: Aha, and Folk from all around Country rows their Pop there every day
Yes, there is an industrial

My dad is harsh. He is an engineer and he is drawing notes for the synthesizer in the car.

All my life I’ve been complex because of my name. But now I get an incredible pleasure when a patient enters my office and reads on the baggage that the doctor who is going to treat him now is named Anastasia Yakovlevna Gravel.

Comments on the list of queries TP "How much should a real man earn?"

I don’t understand why she has 7 books a month and webinars?
YYYYYYYYYYYY Buying cowards for 110k and a monthly trip to the gynecologist you understand?
Zzz: To have something to talk about with the manicure
Hhh: Why is there no lease for soft toys on the list?