I don’t know what happened to me in the garage, but it disappeared along with a healthy metal rat catch. Now I am afraid to go in.

The grey kids are sitting.
They are fighting there in silence.
We were with Valverde today.
"Good night to the kids"

Karbofos

Our people are given the heavens a feeling of shit. There are no analogues to this word in other languages and no synonyms will save. Every Russian thought, if not directly mentioned, has it in mind. At the beginning there was a feeling, then a depressing and at the same time enthusiastic feeling, which was later picked up with such a perfectly accurate word - PIZDEC. We know him in all his fullness and nuances. We know that its particles are permeated with the whole space, and there is little chance enough for the shit to reach a critical mass and explode with an incredibly bright flash, burning some human hopes and illuminating others. Pizdec is neither good nor bad, it is, as a non-formulated Russian idea, as an elementary particle with an unexplained charge. Plus and minus at the same time. To ban shit, as a word of course can be, but how to name what we face daily and the signals of what we catch with the entire width of our Russian soul? c) by S. Schnurov.

I talked to a person with a speech defect on the phone (he cries out). The connection disappears, I have no back-thinking: Andrew, you get stuck! He said, “I do know!
I broke up, there was no dialogue, less.

You’re like a ‘fighting girlfriend’ you need, but to wear a princess’s cloth. In order not in the "coats-jeans" (what is this "coats") - but in the micro-shorts, and on heels, and curls so that they swing in the wind... you yourself try in such types "in the fight" go, right? Aion is some kind of, fast-paced, where the characters of the female gender will jump through the woods and on the slopes on the spikes, thief. be consistent. You want a "fighting girlfriend" - don't look for a "delicate flower". Do you think of the "air conditioning"? Please do not descend from the white horse. And everyone will be fine.

Girl, let’s take these shorts. Even on the girl in the cross jeans is not written what she is in the relationship. In sight, a 100% boy can run out on an empty spot, jealous and control each step of a partner. Less such a Korean random in life.

I missed the thread of reasoning. To be a vegetarian/vegan when keeping a horse is a prerequisite? Why is this emphasized?

The case of an interview.
I want to work with you as an engineer.
Previous place of work?
Your managing company.
Reason for care?
He fired the old director.
and when?
Two years ago.
For what?
I love drinking during the weekend and...
I understand. Have you worked anywhere since then?
and no.
I only have one question, be prepared. Do you like to drink on the weekend?
I love very much!

How hard it is to find a companion of life, everyone wants to immediately become the sun for you.

Fight the enemy with his weapons.

In the early 20th century, the American chemist Herbert Dow invented a new method of extracting bromine by electrolysis, which allowed to extract and sell bromine at a price of 36 cents per pound. This did not like the German industrialists, who at the time were the monopolies on the production of bromine, selling it at a price of 49 cents per pound.

Wishing to bankrupt the competitor, the Germans began to dump the sale of bromine in the United States at a losing price of 15 cents for the pound, knowing that for a long time to compete at such a price Dow will not be able.

Doou, don’t be a fool, began through intermediaries to buy dumped German bromine in America, repackage it, transport it back to Germany by steam, and already there to sell at a price of 27 cents per pound. The Germans did not know where the cheap bromine came from in Germany, and who bought all their goods in America, not realizing that they were actually beaten with their own weapons. They lowered the U.S. brom price to 10 cents per pound, which, thanks to Dow’s tactics, only led to a further drop in brom prices in Germany.

By the time the focus unfolded, Dow not only withstood the dumping of prices in America, enriching at the same time on the price difference, but also managed to seize from the Germans their own market for the sale of bromine.

A woman entered the social security office with 15 children.
and oh! The employee cries. Is it all yours?
“Yes, they’re all mine,” excites an excited mom who hears this question for the hundredth time. She says:
Sit down Vasa.
The children take place.
“So,” said the woman, “I need to register you. Please name the children.
“It’s easy here,” Mother answers. The boys are named Vasily and the girls are Vasilis.
Not believing her ears, the employee asks:
Are you serious? Are they all WAS?
Yes, and it makes my life much easier. In the morning I scream to them, “Vasya!” and they wake up. When lunch time comes, I also scream, “Vasa!” and they all come. When I make a comment, they all stop joking. I think this is a great idea!
The social worker did not share my mother’s enthusiasm, but only shrugged her forehead and asked:
What if you need to call only one child, not all at once?
Well, then I call them by name.

They gave me a fish, a samurai. I read my husband out loud info about him in the net: "there is information that he can reach the age of 40~50 years".
Husband: "Well, there is already what children inherit!"

What is characteristic, both the Poles, and the Germans, and the Japanese, and billions of Chinese are calm about the fact that their country is not called by others as they themselves (and even the majority of Ukrainians have reconciled with them)

Why only them? Russia in some languages is called Rasya (Hello, the initiators of the Shatch), Rashay, Venema, Krievia, Elouosi and so on. Nothing, not a jerk.

If you think you have bad brakes on the car, press the pedal with the other leg.

Sales in the market in Novosibirsk:
One grandmother said so well yesterday. Grit, give me the 48th on the 52nd!

“He didn’t deserve the light, but he deserved peace,” said the electrician and immediately turned off electricity and the internet.

X broke the system. Starting to talk about Wind, for half an hour he told Jehovah’s Witness about the delights of Linux, the pros and cons.
XXX: I have to be free.

"Clearly nothing of what is written there I did not say" (c) Jesus.

As a vegetarian:

I am a vegetarian, I have 4 horses, 1 cowboy and 1 rooster, I live in SPB, I go about 120k per month on horses

Where are the other two horses? The dealer?

The female logic
We have a aunt at work who, having made a visit, will definitely tell everyone and everyone what kind of pork was there where she was yesterday.
Then he wondered why she was no longer invited to visit and not allowed on the threshold.

We went to Balkhash to rest. Nearby, the representatives of the bank rested and invited three of our boys to a football match. The game is to play barefoot. The judge took a 10-year-old girl, the daughter of one of the employees. The child did not find the cards of various colors, collected towels of different colors. Here, the team three-on-three runs barefoot on the camel bars and comes the moment when the girl brings out a yellow "card" to the bank player. He begins to get upset, and the child answers, “This is Balkhash, baby, what card? Everything is in the towels!! Our team won, and the girl became called Aunt Lera.