A friend told him how he got a green card to his wife. When they met, he lived in the United States for a long time, and she studied there. To change her student visa to a permanent one, she had to go through an interview with the immigration department. The spouses are interrogated separately, asking cavernous questions about each other and verifying answers to identify and dispel fictitious marriages. It is said that couples who have long lived together were wrapped up because of a mistake in the color of bed linen or toothbrush.

Dima and Jana love and marriage are the most genuine, proof in autumn goes to the second class and another is on the way. But at the time of the interview, they lived in different cities, could not travel (he worked, she studied), met five times in different extreme trips and knew about each other's habits and habits a little more than anything. The color of the toothbrush was feverish and I was afraid to make a mistake. And here Dima sees an announcement in a Russian newspaper: "I will learn how to go through an interview on the green card. 100% guarantee, payment on fact.

I called and came. Small room with the inscription “Notary”. There sits an old Jew, selling Russian books and receiving packages overseas. He heard Dimitri’s fears and said:
“You know, young man, all these questions about toothbrushes are a fist to remove the eyes. It’s all about the hall where the couples are waiting for an interview. There are cameras, and officials watch people behave while no one looks at them. When a person enters the office, everything has been clear about him for a long time - his fictional marriage or not.
Do we hold our arms and kiss each minute?
It’s a cheap trick, you won’t buy it. We need to act more subtly...

Here is the interview. In the hall, Jana takes Dima by the hand and leads her to the window. He gets out of the bag a new cloth, salivates and wipes out some scratch on his cheek with this scratched cloth.

They were not asked any questions at all. They shrugged their hands and congratulated me on receiving the green card.

U.S. teacher Jennifer Fisher has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for teaching sex to three 17-year-olds.
Norwegian terrorist Breivik, who killed 77 people, was sentenced to one year in prison.
In the West, it is safer to urinate people than to have sex with the opposite sex with consent.

XXX: The torture is just for me. Wait for a person to manifest himself without having the opportunity to influence it himself. rrrr
Tagged: tolerance
Yyy: Christians have had such blasphemy for 2 thousand years

90s, there is nothing, everyone survives as they can. A friend raised rabbits in the country, tubed them, put them in the freezer. Suitable for children (less than 3 years old):
Do you remember having rabbits in the summer?
Well yes.
They are sleeping in the refrigerator.

XXX Why Do We Sleep? The muse again?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
Muses are such...
All night with you.
On the bed...
At the table...
And the most disgusting even in the kitchen and on the floor, and even (oh horror!) With the parents!! to
YYYY :
dictated

Leave the pregnant women in peace!
If there is a sheep working with you that doesn’t do anything, it doesn’t mean everyone is doing it.
I’m full of unpregnant chickens around me, who drink tea all day and talk.
I am on 6 months, I work more than many, because my work is heavily dependent on the fluctuation of central bank key rates and other financial indicators. She never complained or asked for special treatment of herself. If I need to go to the doctor, I sign up at the latest or take a day off. Nothing to divide here.

by VOBLADEBIL:

And this is if the pregnant woman does not decide to turn the door, enjoying the fact that some of the aforementioned judges seriously consider pregnancy dip-immunity.
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Do you send the print of the trial, or do you think yourself? Judges - they are stupid, probably, and are guided only by their opinion, not by the set of facts of the investigation. The company has a "deficiency" (was there a boy?) - the oppa, the only pregnant woman in the office, and not a bunch of semi-criminal elements among the loaders, interestingly... And why did you just dismiss her, and did not start the case? And let's start and investigate everything well, who and where - the pregnant woman agrees to this. Why do you not want? Do you give false testimony to your employees? Well, so, the question is closed - pay a pregnancy allowance. Oh, you’re not even upset about this — would you be quick to overthrow this circus before you’ve accumulated anything else? Okay, until next time.

This is:
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In the center of the optical cable - a steel wire.
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The Truth? Why is she there, can’t you explain? The Optical Current
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For hardness, it is foolish. So that the knot is not bound. Optical fiber is a fragile and capricious thing.

I am pregnant and go to work because I want to eat.
Child allowance small
I don’t want children because I can’t afford them.

Why should you get married if your husband can’t provide you and your child? No to Tom!! to

All babies are mercantile creatures, they only need money, and they only sleep for money.

Do you hear yourself, people?

Well, if a woman after the birth of her "long-awaited and beloved offspring" will refuse to bomb someone and do ugliness, then there is not everything as mimic as you say. In this case, it will be immoral and unconscious.
Have you ever seen the newborns? They are occupied only with their exfoliated bite and are not capable of any meaningful actions.
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I was like half the teeth of such a clever man for the fact that his wife in his youth at work was poisoned.
I’m sure you’ll get wet too if the husband of the man you’re chewing on comes to you.
This is the fate of failed men. “Let me joke like a man, but I can’t answer if I’m young or pregnant.” The fucking.

The Soviet times.
Cocktails by Talon.
It is seldom purchased.
Andrei's parents (then 12 years old) urgently leave the city, leaving him to my parents (my brother and Andrew are best friends to this day).
The next day, Andrey and Sergey (brother) go to Andrey, the parents who left were ordered to watch the apartment.
On the table of the note: "Eat the sausage urgently, or it will ruin".
Not long thinking, the guys open the refrigerator - there is a whole bottle!! to
Well, once asked - you need to help, the more the father of Andrew man is quite strict.
For a week A. and C. pressed the sausage. They ate it with bread, with tea, just so, competed "who is bigger" and "who is faster"... have eaten!! to
Returning parents were ready to execute them: on the plate, in a bowl, covered with a cover, three circles of fried sausages were stunned.

Shirson: Oculus Rift... phones with augmented reality... Hernia is everything.
I play in GTA V Online, a mission where the police patrol car must be knocked off, and then the schedule of the prison bus from the site to steal - only with the partners the case checked, the ends rubanied, the police car burned, to the house came, and then the police knock on my door. Intentionally real, in armor vests with the inscription "POLICE", with combat pistols in a cobra, knocks on my real door. Here is this immersion, here is this sensation, the mother-ego-so of full presence, untranslatable by no oculus.
Then he went out (for another thing.)

xxx: "[A-Z a-z.,!?*" I have said it all!
YYY: pff
YYY :.* is
You fuck you fuck in your head.

We sit down and drink liquor.
It’s strange that you don’t like him. It is delicious. Indeed, it squeezes the respiratory tract a little.
Let him be grateful!
Mmm, I can say so.

Q: Do you remember Yulia, who I was wearing for a month?
Yes, the blonde is like that.
Oh... remember, she sent me away, as if I was her "like a brother"?
I remember, what next?
Oh yeah, she took me off at the time, and today I learned that she and her cousin are sleeping :(
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It is a green color :D

It is very interesting to see a country where weak, poor, honest people rule.
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Come to. In Germany, politeness is not considered a weakness. The majority of us do not feel hatred for the elderly, the children, the disabled, the pregnant, the gay, the informal and just the surrounding. We will give you a place, show you the way, miss ahead. Here, you will very rarely encounter cruelty and extreme greed. It is not a paradise on earth, but a minority of them. You can not catch them for months. In the countries of wild capitalism, in order to live a day without shame, it must be spent without consciousness. What a long time to hide. Compare how weak Germans treat disabled people. And look at the attitude toward them in strong Russia. Apparently as it comes to helping the weak, the spiritual scraps begin to crack and crush the fifth point. Live among the strong ones. Do not give God to be weak.

At one of the Soviet air bases there was an anchor, which had a wreath in the roof. From the inner side. Not just one, but as if it has been repeated many times.
And when asked by the inspector, what kind of frog was it, he was told where those frogs came from. I don’t know how his face was shaken.
And the thing is - in the hangar there are aircraft, they are served, including time soldiers. And you know, it's great to get into the cabin, until nobody sees it, and imagine yourself as a lukewarm fighter destroying American "Phantoms," or a desperate strike jet burning enemy tanks.
Well, and for the completeness of the entourage you can and all kinds of tumblers to slick, buttons to press - it's not smart, and the experienced pilot rushes, of course, but in a second will drop all the settings to the desired position.
And it seems that everything is harmless, it seems that the aircraft is wasted, it seems that no system reacts to these cracks.
seem to. Because there is a system in the plane that always works.
The Catapult.
The Bon Voyage. to the ceiling.

The cat has the habit of going, and then just fall on the side, such as a convenient place to lie on a detective. So he grabbed the solder in the adhesive for tiles and almost successfully carried out his first depilation. Glamourous Kiso, this black wool begemot.

here here :
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An old joke, don't understand what: The Wolf is rushing home - "Mom! Mother! And Brother Sascha threw a bomb on the king!"
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Do not understand what, but about our eternally alive Vladimir Ilyich...

Is it hard to live for a woman over 30 with a brain 8 years old? No, three basic functions work: fucks, fucks and ulcers