My aunt was called just from Europe plus allegedly, and said that she won the car, and to get it she needed to transfer to that number $100. She shot the bullet into the store, picked up the right number of cards to pay, and asked me to help her wipe off the protective boxes so that it could be done quickly! I walked out, asked her in detail, connected my brother, father, together they called the reference radio, where we were assured that they did not conduct any such actions and are not going to, and together we laughed at an unfriendly relative, who was almost overwhelmed by telephone fools!!)) My grandmother laughed louder! :)



And after an hour from the bathroom sent on the specified number everything to the last penny.

Hi to! Which planet are you from? Just on my mainland some places are green, some places brown.

Have you watched the Globe of Ukraine?

I worked on the telecast.



I studied in the third grade of university and worked at night. My position was called “Grafstation Operator (Assistant Publisher)”. That meant that I was responsible for all the computer graphics on the screen: all those debit tasks, money amounts, phones, super-game and more.



It all happened as follows. Two hours before the show, I should have been in the studio. The preparation for the air began, the tasks were prepared, either real on the board, or with the help of computer graphics. This is usually done by the publisher. I was just stupidly striking the necessary words in the prow. There were usually two shows at night. Two hours and one hour in the morning. At 2: 00 on the MSK starts the broadcast and went, went. The editor in her ear tells her what, how and when to pay attention and if it is necessary to change the subject. The editor also has a software that shows statistics on calls per minute.



I never thought he named so many people. There were up to 500 calls per minute. On average, a minute of conversation cost a caller 60 rubles. But the system was designed in such a way that the respondent told the viewer that there are a lot of calls now, you are in line, stay on the line and we will take you out. And so until the caller’s money ended. Probably an interesting question is who are these fools, who are being released and they call the wrong version of the answer, although it is obvious. It was me and a couple of other guys from the studio. We went to the neighboring room to the telephone operators and by internal communication "called" to the studio and said the obvious wrong answer. At that moment, the number of calls jumped! As a result, when no tricks helped, the game had to merge and start the next one. The team was called to search for a winner. She pressed a button in her softin and she was illuminated by the random numbers of 10 people who called for this broadcast. She called everybody back and the first person who took the phone and called the correct answer became the winner. He was actually broadcast and asked to name the word. He received a guaranteed prize of 3-10 thousand rubles and was offered to play a super-game. The super game usually consisted of guessing 3 of the 16 possible cells in which the stars were hidden. I saw in advance which cells were winning and could change them. My task was to make sure that people didn’t guess them. Sometimes, on average, once a year or two came the installation that we play honestly before winning and the super prize was also really given. Started a new game with a new task and it all repeated in a circle until the end of the show. On average, for a two-hour broadcast, the company raised about 3 lams of rubles or more.



Simultaneously, there were a series of puzzles that predicted the fate of confident poor people. There is a separate song about them.

here here :

realistically
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In the circumstances of the average family, where both work, provide children and barely bring ends to ends, take and buy a gaming machine for a hundred percent of money, without consulting the family - suddenly more important than spending is, for example, a child brakes to put, this is just called infantile egoism.
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It is incomprehensible only to have children if "if they bring ends with ends".

Throw it off, and it happens that love is a carrot and quite reasoned hopes for a very bright future. Which suddenly did not come.

here here :

Comrade, responding to quotes with "Debt", you are debt!

No, he is boring.

Russian regions have not received money to purchase drugs for HIV-infected people, writes "Kommersant".

According to the publication, the reduction in funding was from 10 to 30 percent."

The wise power kills two rabbits at once: both instantaneous savings on medicines and long-term savings by reducing pensions and social spending by increasing population decline. The saved money will go to the military budget to protect the remaining citizens from the spiritlessness of the West.

I propose to come up with an initiative for ROI: what else needs to stop treating in order to save and raise spirituality.

Why do you have a family?
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Does it mean that family is an abandonment of its own interests? My hobbies do not bother anyone. If my wife wants to go to her sister with her friends, I will stay with the child. If she goes to the shops, I won’t go it uninteresting to me. If I go to the Epicenter of Dota 2 in Moscow, my wife will not go - she is not interested. We have enough common interests. I’m sorry for your family if all actions have to go through common agreement. It is better to let go and see your wife/husband happy than to look at a sad face all day long.

I stood in the metro. The train runs rarely at 10 p.m. I have a fever of 37 days. I ride with a heat in my bag. I think I should die. I am measuring. The train arrived. I went in, sat down. I sit at the station, two. My aunt next to the series. He looks, he looks straight into his soul. I remember the thermometer. I look at her, take the thermometer and say "Oh!". turned to

All players of the Russian national team agreed to play with a team of amateurs.
...And immediately through the insiders made huge bets at the bookmakers.

to his loss.

Transformers are more useful than harmful.
At the dawn of mankind, there were no transformers, but the life expectancy was much shorter.
I think the transformator has contributed and positively affected the life expectancy of a person.
Where without a transformer? As long as all electricity is held by it, where we are without electricity.
To him (the transformator) a monument should be erected, not defamed.

And if you drink infused water on the shell, from a lack of calcium in the body?
Or is it also the same as drinking a nail decoction, with a lack of iron in the body?

From business correspondence:
Make good and please the boss.
It’s like getting a stable anti-matter by having a pack of cabbage and a moth of beech.

INNOPROM 2016 participant: Mudanjiang Cultural Company with Organic Responsibility "Bohemohé"

It is incomprehensible only to have children if "if they bring ends with ends".

Ask your parents about their financial situation when you arrive.
You will learn a lot of new

xx is OK.
We went to the sea in the evening and took a photo session.
Look at the sunset!

Sunrise is great, yes.
The sea does not touch me. It is so dirty and so warm that it doesn’t even stir.

XX: Yes, I’m a Northern barbar, I’m more accustomed to jumping into the water and immediately running back on its surface.

The desires of a woman with the appearance of her men turn into requests.

One day my wife’s sister and daughter came to visit us. One morning she wakes up in a terrible mood and tells her that she dreamed a terrible dream in which her aunt gives her a crocodile and this crocodile bites her daughter's hand. And here, imagine, she walks all day and tells everyone about this dream, herself in despair, this mood is passed on to everyone around. And even if her aunt did not love her so much before this dream, then now, after she gave a crocodile in her dream, she does not want to hear about her. My daughter is afraid to walk. In other words, a nightmare.
Closer to the evening, I hear that he wants to find a dream on the Internet and read what this dream means. and Eureka! I run to the computer, go to the free online site builder and in 10 minutes I make a page "sleep". I throw there information about various animals - bulls, elephants, etc. From a real dream, and about the crocodile I write myself.
He wrote: “To see a crocodile in a dream is a rare and very successful phenomenon. If you dream that he bites you or your loved ones, then this is luck, money, luck. When a crocodile is given to you in a dream, the person who gives is a very kind and loving person.
I publish a website, send a link on Viber. I say, “Look what I found about the crocodile.”
Her reaction was, “This is my dream! The class!” In general, the day two she went happy, told everyone what a great dream she dreamed and how she loves her aunt.
Ufff, my wife immediately understood that it was my crafts, but didn’t give up.)

Service in the Church. A drunk man comes in and shakes his face with the words:
Hit the cheek, put the other. Replace it!
The father on the right hangs the drunken man and says:
With what measure you measure, you will also be measured.
People surrounded them and watched with interest.
Running with Mente:
What is happening?
And the crowd:
Don’t worry, the Gospels are interpreted.

In what society do you live? In our society, not drinking alcohol at all is considered completely normal. But to use it more often than a couple of times a year is unusual.
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You may be from Liechtenstein.

XHH: Knowledge and Education
I studied mechanical engineering for five years, and I learned from the book of Philip K. Dick that the Greek word "mechanics" came from the Hittite "Mekhis", which means "power", and that the Hittites actually worshipped the god with this name.
The Technozers of the Late Neolithic Period.