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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №115860
 09.07.2015
I love when my mom calls me a beauty, a rabbit, a kiss, and so on.
The tp of this list is best for you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115859
 09.07.2015
It is hot. Children in the yard.
I walk like an old pedicure.
Is it how?
I don’t know, that’s what my mom says.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №115858
 09.07.2015
The unemployed? Want to work?
My mother after the operation needed a sparing mode.To work she was driven by her dad, working with papers, sparing. But at home nothing could be done, even standing for a long time was hard. My sister and I decided to take a housewife. The house is big, no one can clean it. Of the duties - to live in the house, cook dinner, twice a week to wash the floors and smooth. Only the parents live in the house.
Published an announcement. and 25k.
For a single girl or woman, this is a great option. About the fact that one out of 10 will come to the interview after an agreement - I remain silent.
There were three girls.
One of the villages, there sp 6000, asked for the winter only. have taken.
She was two weeks old and left. It is boring!
The second one left after two weeks, speaking hard. It is hard! Five rooms to clean and to make the snacks for dinner or soup for three days to cook!
I watched the series all day at home. and plunged. My sister and I came in turn, cleaned up and brought food.
Where are the unemployed? No one wants to work.
For those who want to start a doctor, about bad masters, I will write specifically. Dad was at work all day until late in the evening. Mom was phlegmatic, very calm, took home work and sat in papers all night. No one stumbled, no fingers in the dust, treated the girls as relatives.
Now, when they tell me that I have no work, I just whisper. There is no job for those who want to sit on the pope and not work.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115857
 09.07.2015
I am a general manager of the company, today I received a correspondence to the firm by mail. I can act everywhere without trust, according to the statute. In the mail, they were forced to write on a simple sheet from the hand a confidence about me, a seal, a signature. And whether I have the right to give powers – they didn’t care!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115856
 09.07.2015
You read here and realize that a bunch of problems people have only because of the position that they all owe, the third Russian trouble. And the pirates must, and the naturalists must, and the men must, and the grandmothers must, and the employees must, and the employer must. Have you not tried to make the mutual settlement of these debts and not to suffer yourself with this load and not to get others?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115855
 09.07.2015
Women do not need to be understood, it is enough to subdue.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115854
 09.07.2015
My husband works in the tourism industry and at the height of the season he works as a beef from morning to night. Until 9 p.m. he was not seen. No, of course I understand everything, but my 3-year-old daughter is not there and every night we have tears, “Where is Dad when Daddy comes?” She is generally a "father's daughter", without daddy neither sleep nor dinner and life is not in joy.
I will not scandal... not on the girls goes, for us and tries, money earns.
I read here on the website the story of a smart wife who photographed food and a underwear and sent a photo to her husband... and he went home.
Well, I think why not.. attracted to the project daughter, together prepared hot "for daddy", as well as soup and salad.. then half an hour made the composition on the table.. and so everything was beautiful we got.. and bread on a wooden board, and a basket with fruits next to put for the sake of beauty.. and even some herbs were thrown on the bench. The masterpiece is straight. at the same time, the daughter ate, like "for daddy", so that he knew what was delicious.
Girls, it works!! to
We sent photos without five minutes seven.. at 19:30 he was entering the door!!! He was flying...
The joy of the child has no limits.

Right now we sit, glue out a small cap from the paper "like a chef-powar", a small fork is ready, I will take a photo of the daughter who is roasting the paste. We cooked my dad’s cake. And the hysteria stopped, and my husband was happy.
A friend ran in the morning, she is selling cosmetics "door to door", she has some bottles, bottles with her forever.
I told her about the idea, while her bottles on the bench in the bedroom were folded up with candles and white wrapped towels. (these photos I'll send on Friday, promising a hot bath and massage.
So she told me that this fist has long passed. She says, “I don’t need to run every day, I run for clients in the evenings, but to come early on Friday, it’s so. Well, to eat together, maybe go where the forces will be in the evening. And so it will come late and fall asleep... so the whole life is young and will pass."
So every Friday at 16:00 she sends him an email link to the trailer of the film, which was downloaded with the adjective "to beer what to take, salt chips or shrimp?" Don’t believe he’s home at 5 p.m.! to
He says it’s been two years and it still works!
At first he rejoiced as a child, all his friends boasted about what his wife was caring, and after a year the return went... never now comes with empty hands... then the cake to the tea will bring, then the mandarin will buy.. runs like a date, with a gift.
And recently I told you that the boss went abroad and everyone went at 14:00 (the end of the day, Friday in Israel is a short day, since Saturday begins in the evening) and he is all sitting and sitting. I’m waiting for the message, the reflex has worked out.

So, girls, love your husbands, and cheer more often. not so we have a lot of joys in life, another, though small and "household", so to speak, will not be too much.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115853
 09.07.2015
Interesting political arithmetic.
Two prosecutors seized $500,000.
20,000 prosecutors in the country - the IMF?? to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №115852
 09.07.2015
The new Sarah Connor is nice, but at the same time strict and quite that.
The Terminator is also nursing and even Kyle and John are nursing too.
In general, the impression that all the footage was viewed by Japanese schoolchildren and if they were not drawn to bluff, the footage was left.
With political correctness too, everything is fine, the chief villain white, black smart, Asian police officer, Kyle removing handcuffs from Sarah says in response to the "I can handle myself" - "helping you I do not underestimate your abilities" - feminists are happy, the disabled topic is uncovered, Obamacare too(Sara answers that you do not need anesthesia when applying the seam)
The new Terminator succeeded, only to watch it in addition to the Japanese schoolgirls is difficult for the rest (except for the fans), but whoever roasted the whole film.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115851
 09.07.2015
Fuck, the people are mad at all, the pregnant women are now guilty of what you do for them, oh. Isn’t it funny?
There have always been and will always be pregnant, sick, with family circumstances, vacationers, this is life. And in your problems, in most cases, nobody but you are to blame.
Each employee is treated as the employee allows him to treat himself. So he’s not a fool, but you, as you allow yourself to be treated like that. Sit on your neck - pull your tongue out of your ass and defend your rights. But no, there is scary, can be dismissed / premium deprived / eat, but how pleasant and safe to spray saliva in the kitchen and swallow on quotes. You can't - keep silent and walk on, you will continue to ride on, since you are like a speechless cattle.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115850
 09.07.2015
Remember where the crack started? From the fact that pregnant women cheat clients, who, naturally, cheat on the pregnant hamit, or just a fool. But it ended up again with the fact that the leader must, the husband must, society must.
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The only thing that society ought to do to me personally is not to endure the “female purpose” of Moscow. I am Childfrey. But unlike some stubborn people, I understand that someone needs to give birth. Fortunately, there are still those who want. But with your attitude to them, they will all soon move into my camp. And then what will you sing, "no one deserves it," when 10 of you, stupid old men, will be left with the only young woman, and that Childfrey?

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115849
 09.07.2015
I regret, I started a quarrel, sorry, the quarrel did not want to, just got into the topic. She worked for several years in a small project bureau with a grey sp. Yes the stupid. Nothing in my life I regretted so much as that I agreed to this grey sp. But for those few years I was paid properly and the white and black part of the ZP, and I trusted the bosses. In order that OK had no problems with the documents, said about pregnancy immediately - this was my main mistake, because there were no changes in the performance of my work duties, and I am sure nobody would have noticed before "Puz". To the doctors and to the tests I did not ask NEVER, never late, thanks to a private clinic, where doctors work in the evening and on weekends. No one did the work for me, because I am the only designer of some department in the office - my work here in principle can and will not be done by anyone other than me, only if ordered in a row. So, even though the well-being and worsened, the work had to do so much.

However, I was completely stopped paying the black portion of my salary. Even the debt for a month, when you were not yet pregnant, is no longer paid. And they say "so for you the husband should work, he has you that - does not work?" Well, and the favorite "do not like - dismiss". And indeed, it is easier to hire an entirely new employee than to flirt with a pregnant woman (these are third-party rumors)

I just hope that the shit on me stops. I guess probably =)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №115848
 09.07.2015
The Confession.

I listen to you, my son. What sins do you have?

Not the sins, but the Greeks.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115847
 09.07.2015
<xxx> Our purchasing department is very sad
<xxx>The money for the purchase of equipment is allocated exactly as much to buy this equipment.
<xxx> by the manufacturer. At the minimum price.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115846
 09.07.2015
About the Russian mentality:

In the 1990s, he sold large Chinese music centers for two cassettes and a disc. Every second device was returned until I solved the problem very easily. Each cassette allegedly forgot a check cassette, which was included to demonstrate the device's performance. Returns dropped to almost zero. The people were willing to tolerate the loss of several thousand on the deceased music center, rather than returning the "happy" cassette.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115845
 09.07.2015
I went out to smoke. There is a chair on the balcony, I usually sit in it and smoke.
In the window, wearing and carrying everything on its way, some creature flows to the herram and begins to wear, tearing my pink pants off the ropes and crawls from the balcony, found the window and flew back.
I think it was a lump.
But I’m not sure.
My hair has grown everywhere.
Even in the nose.
I never thought I had hair in my nose.
Thread: There is
Tagged: stand up
Tagged: fucking birds

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115844
 09.07.2015
They have already borrowed their double standards. So, abortions are forbidden, Slavs are dying out, family, children, scraps, bla bla bla bla, then pregnant women interfere with them, live straight, do not let them reproduce here. The fools.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115843
 09.07.2015
to this
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Only 20,000 can survive.
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Hundreds of millions of Russians have just gone astray.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115842
 09.07.2015
He is a crazy guy:
The Beautiful:

Home girls who are half-country, take me if there are unmarried. I am constantly beaten with some periodicity, say, you sit at home, you do not go anywhere, although it has been discussed repeatedly, and in quarrels, and calmly, and my neighborhood and her desire to go out into the light.
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And just to break up with the outstretched "pile" is not an option, it needs to be taken? As a child, as a child unwise? That the rubbing of the ass would not stop for a moment? A man who.
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As long as the saw gives him, you can pretend to be a valley, and if another fool is found, he will jump as a goat. It is simply more convenient for him to carry a chicken than blue eggs (spermotoxicose, in the people), and so he is decent and good.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115841
 09.07.2015
Work for pregnant women.
I had such a companion...I went home like a crushed lemon, because this chicken had been drinking tea and pizza all the days... on the phone, he did Nothing at all and at the same time with a naked mouth stated that they have no right to dismiss her. As a result, I filed an application for dismissal, because I didn’t really want to go for two. When they started picking up a person for my place, then all the candidates turned and left, barely learning that in essence they would have to work for two (for one salary) and endure this dull hammer for a few months.

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