dartkam: the love of the eight-legged to go into the closed spaces such as tires and caves plays with them a wicked joke - because of it they are caught and eaten by a man. One of the schemes of catching looks like this: in the sea they throw a bunch of pots and leave it on the bottom for a while, and when collected back, the pots are already full of upset octopuses.

pdp: In Russia, this method is called "hypoteca".

Arina: pts tanya and vika there rushed into the woods
Watching a semi-erotic movie.
Arina: Eaten on the move
Two drunk girls watching porn?
I miss these nights.

The Council:

Never... listen never... glossing your girlfriend's foot NEVER in any case, don't touch your other hand to your unbarred face and don't make a thoughtful face.

The phrase "I'm a shaved monkey" is a blow to the forehead and the promise that you will live a couple of weeks without sex is guaranteed. It is (

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You would have dropped that fucking little... and even with unripped legs.

Lena
A specialist with a short of PC courses came to the clinic claiming that he is a programmer, I ask—what programming languages do you know? Answer: "I know the English language. I ask – Pascal Basic? The answer is no, I have not studied this fraction of languages, this is a Roman group of languages, yes?

Lena
...

The xxx:
Do you have evacuators?
In France, such a jeep from the lawn leaves in about forty minutes. A call to the police, the pen comes to fix the violation, write a fine, call the evacuator, the evacuator will take the jeep to the penalty parking lot 35 kilometers from the city, where only the electric car to get to and from the station half an hour by foot :) All. A call and an hour of time.
The landlord pays a fine, the cost of evacuation, the cost of parking, a ticket for the electric car and for just a few dozen (near a hundred euros) receives an invaluable experience, which to repeat with him, I assure you, there will be no desire at all.
Everything is cultural, there is no need to drag any weights, and the driver of a cool car is not offended by the lochs that the rams have wrapped up (I am not mistaken in the definition?) is
YYYY :
The police? The car is parked on the grass!!! to
–...
How are you naked? and :(

For some time you will have to communicate almost exclusively with the child, and you need to be with him on the same wave until he enters the university. Then she returns to the adult world.

The Philosophers:

Yes, this is a serious question. As a philologist. Sustainable turnover "fuck-collect" is synonymous with the verb "fuck"?

How did you use the concept of synonyms? To your attention, synonyms in the world of unity! At least in the languages I know.

Fucking and fucking are phrases equivalent. That is, their meanings are similar, but there are some grammar and syntax differences.

"Fuck" is not equivalent to the word "fuck" in terms of semantic load. The first is said to express amazement or admiration, the analogue is to fuck in the TV, chew up, etc., and the second is to indicate action. The synonym of the word "fuel" will be "fuel", "fuel", "go", do anything.

To the transit comes a six with open windows and a company of young people, brakes in front of a lying police officer and absolutely automatically misses an important step on the transit black cat, crossing the road in front of their nose.

They should have moved her because of your stupid superstition, coole?

I sit on hockey. A powerful click defender, the shadow gets into the chest of the goalkeeper and gets stuck somewhere in the ammunition. A loud voice from the rear: "Not broken!"

to this
xxx: in the usual subscriber department the answer killed me in general: "a man who knows how to use a computer comes on Wednesday, call on Wednesday"

and good day. Is it a Tatarstan airline?
and yes.
Please accept the fax.
He has gone out.
The guts...

Where, I wonder, are those people who are specially trained to press the green start button?

Well, a young man is embarrassed to live communication with girls, what is this?
Another thing is on the Internet: you run home, watch your favorite anime, lick cats... and some confidence is added immediately!

It’s time to add the button "logical, but not funny"

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For reference - SanEpidem will send everything to the landfill and do the right thing. You do not apply your surveys to things there, and we have on the street +10, ice water, wind, sewage sewage in the water, a straw from a blurred cattle molder. Evacupunkts are more like an infection with a bunch of swallowing, sneezing, coughing and only someone's infection with clothes still lacked an honest word.
and...
And do you really think that Russians, mostly living on the verge of poverty, can afford to buy new warm things to send them to you?
And, of course, all Russians are not contagious at all.

If you read this, the desire to help someone will disappear forever.
Sorry, it wasn’t funny, it just hit.

I caught myself in the thought that I lived until the age when, seeing a cute girl, you look at the hand in search of a ring to see if there is any sense to approach or not. = = )

We in Khabarovsk had to look for 30 thousand non-drinking excavators, engineers. No one wants to work, everyone would sit in the offices, and no matter how bad things are in the country. And any normal and working person now will find a good job without problems. The plankton continues to swallow. Well, you don’t deserve a normal ZP with your kids.
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Landlake, we did not drink cranes on 75tr brought up from Machachkala. Everywhere, either an office plankton, or an unwilling to work soberly and, most importantly, responsibly, an alkasna who does not know how it is for at least a week without beer.

Goat crane, factory, Fedya crane maker. The plant is barely blowing and in the time of a large state order does not have time as Fedy after a week in the drink.
...Well, and of course, now Fedea tells complains that "everyone does not live" and "because of one such him, a gold worker...".

Tester: it turns out that the administrator adds accounts, and then at the first login, the user must indicate that he is a user? He can tell you that he is an admin.
Developed by: Yes
Tester: the user can fool everyone and pretend to be an admin!
Developer: Our project is built on trust and mutual love
Test: So it will be.

At one time I was very interested in skateboarding.I met with the instructor, who taught me to ride.Well, and engaged.They ran mostly at night, since they lived in the same house.And here in our next skateboarding, I was very overwhelmed to write.And I can't go anywhere, but I can't stand.Well, I decided on the old side of the entrance.And there's dark+ I'm still on the skateboard.I say "Vitalik, go hold me by the hand.Just turn away.
I take off my pants, I sit down and crack.But here I hear under my ass a shroud and an unhappy voice, "HERE'S BLACK" I look between my legs, and there is a FACE!I scratched on the bomja.On that day there was my best performance on the rolls.I, without pants, along the house, with screams,and even writing!Well, Vitalik forgot the phone at home and did not remove this horror.Al it rusted for a long time.Kill me please, it still seems to me that people are touching me.

What the conscience did not allow before, even the wife now allows.

When I was in the fifth grade, someone brought me naked cards. Of course, all the lessons were forgotten. After some time, already in the summer, a friend who lived in front of the district bathroom ran and snorted that there began to change the windows, and the new glasses were not yet painted. The women’s room was on the second floor and was well viewed from the roof of his house. Two days we sat there and made conclusions for ourselves: either the cards are false, or the beautiful aunts do not go to the bathroom.

The worst job for politicians. No one does so much harm.