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[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №117837
 28.08.2015
I am always looking for everything.
I am normal and not bad.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №117836
 28.08.2015
The Maniac:
How she stated to me at 2 o’clock at night with two bottles of cognac and after three drinks used to touch my pants... And I felt like a wild maniac :)"

So you cheated on a "wonderful colleague" on the eve of the wedding, and then you wonder that "she caught the scandal"? Where did she come to you at two o’clock at night and why did you sit down with her? What does this have to do with victims of violence in general and colleagues in particular? Did she accuse you of something? By definition, could she never have been raped since she wanted to have sex with you? The world is inhabited by the clones of your colleague, and they are drunk to climb someone between their legs?

Or let’s, admit already that your whole story is a composition on a free-erotic theme. Particularly burning: "I was actually looking for details of bdsm" (you believe it), "envy silently!"(all insinuate).

How was there? The problem of modern clashes is, at best, the unjustified extrapolation of experience, and in neglected cases, we observe the extrapolation of non-existent experience.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117835
 28.08.2015
Comments to the news "Internet users discuss video with the “snowman”"

XXX: Go on, the chimpanzee reads the newspaper.

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY My aunt is changing clothes. The video is true.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №117834
 28.08.2015
Canakau: I work in a tattoo salon. A little boy came, wanted to cross, and then suddenly asked if I knew Chinese. "I know" – I say it is true. I asked to fill out the "all babies of my area" in Chinese. He gave him "Chicken, Rice, Soup". I do not regret anything.
Diamond: This is all you need to know about the Russian service.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117833
 28.08.2015
for example

I did not hold on to this:

Good evening to all!
I am so glad to have moved to your city! So beautiful and beautiful here! After Moscow came out of the swamp! So quiet and measured life is going) no problems with parking, no cars at all, there is no electricity to the people) People before did not push, everywhere crowds of people, breathing nothing. You immediately felt freedom. A glorious town, as I remembered myself as a child when I went to my grandmother.
All are good!

What is the city, what is the city??? Where to move?

The village is long, Orlovsk region. The Rice Center. Half of abandoned. People are few. Vehicles are few. Mostly houses of two, less often three-storey houses. Around the field with slopes, slopes. The silence is sometimes interrupted by a distant cock's scream. True, the work hasn’t been done since the collapse of the local colloquium =(
Some people say that this is half of Russia. Choose it, I do not want.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117832
 28.08.2015
In Belarus, trains stand at stations, mostly, for 2 minutes, respectively, if you did not calculate with the location of the car, you will be carried as a shuttle.
We drive our grandmother from Gomel to Brest. For one grandmother, there are six. Things are terrible: everyone has something to bear. My brother has a little Lisa in his arms.
Of course, it all happened through j@pu))))
In the approached composition, the grandmother’s car was trailered, i.e. at the opposite end. They crushed the whole crowd, running (of course, it was possible to jump in the first one already caught, but crushed to theirs while the train was standing).
And here is the apogee: a few seconds, the grandmother is thrown into the tampon, all the things, the train is touched...
Scream on the whole perron: and where did Lisa get loaded?!!!! to
Poor child, in a hurry, went there without a choice, by inertia)))
Now everyone is very funny to remember, and Lisa is almost forty years old, but then the grandmother had to tear the stop-kran.
And the phrase "a Lisa where they were dumped" lives in our family for more than thirty years))))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117831
 28.08.2015
I have Skype "Hui" on "Jui" corrects and "Hui" on "Dust ". I cannot work.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117830
 27.08.2015
and pornography:
graff_Trahula wrote (a) :
Could we really get together? A type of festival?
Walk the hand! The bullshit! You can also call the Guinness Book of Records and the largest cross-masturbation horse to be seen from space!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117829
 27.08.2015
When I was in school in the 1990s, we had a guy who was very good at drawing. He drew very funny comics with cool animation and mat, and he could just be a popular boy. But he drew funny comics with cool animation, matte and naked grandmothers. He was almost God.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117828
 27.08.2015
by Pikachu
As our boss told us, “Our startup has two options for the future: either Google buys us, or Google buys us.”
He is an optimist :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117827
 27.08.2015
During the night, an inscription appeared under the window: "Andrew, thank you for your son!"
I thought a lot.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117826
 27.08.2015
WILENIN wrote very boring, and all that nonsense about the workers and peasants.

In the unforgettable period of my studenthood at the medinstitut, as in absolutely all Soviet universities, the History of the CPSU was studied in 1 course. The subject is meaningless and ruthlessly boring, especially in comparison with profile objects, such as normal human anatomy, bioorganic chemistry, Latin, etc., which at first caused pup enthusiasm (ehh.... but this is a completely different story).
So, on the common background of this subject, the forced reading of individual texts of Velenin suddenly distracted and surprised - he wrote gamblingly, sometimes with fun anger and irony, especially in terms of criticism of opponents. Where is my 17 years old and all that...sorry for the nostalgia. I am not a supporter of these ideas, just for the sake of justice. Not in vain, many intelligent and different people once followed the charisma of WILENIN.
We make it so easy, people.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117825
 27.08.2015
xxx: Bus Error (core dumped)
XXX What to do?
The bus is broken and needs to be repaired.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117824
 27.08.2015
The greatness of our queen is not in the size of her personal treasury, but in the wealth of her subjects. "Lewis "

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №117823
 27.08.2015
Comments on Samsung refrigerator hack:
Al: This is just the password they stitched from the ack, and the shake: came home, and the refrigerator ordered 1.5 tons of cosher ice cream shrimp from the southern edge of the Japanese Sea, caught at full moon by the Japanese-Jewish. At the appropriate price. Delivery by DHL. And already paid.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №117822
 27.08.2015
“Mom, where are my heads? I went with friends.
In the rolls?
At the Dacia.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117821
 27.08.2015
Interesting fact: A twelve-year-old boy from Taipei has embodied the worst nightmare that can only be dreamed of museum workers around the world (except for those cases when ancient relics come to life at night). He accidentally stepped down and struck the invaluable canvas presented at the exhibition "Leonardo's Faces, Images of a Genius" in the Huashan Creative Park. Video surveillance cameras captured the moment when the boy stumbled, passing past the painting of Paolo Porpor "Flower", created in the first half of the 17th century. In the fall, the child leaned on a canvas worth 1.5 million and eventually left a hole the size of a fist in it. The feeling of growing up for a lifetime.(Okay, all the pictures are insured, and yet, all of them...)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117820
 27.08.2015
appeal to those. Support for IT:
xxx: can I do so that the message window in the outlet is on the right?
WOW: It can be. Do it.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117819
 27.08.2015
Dedicated to the art with very long-haired knights:
Wind of the Morning: I will bring myself a hryvnia, I will wrap my hair, from under the helmet so beautiful will be the bands fall...

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117818
 27.08.2015
I went to a children's clinic (Moscow) to take the child for a consultation to the hospital. Stupidity and waste of time. But I was frightened by the local therapist's handwriting - it was extremely understandable. They are also told to be treated...

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