XX: I have no mania of greatness. You are all shit. Let us start with this.

Learn to refuse:
“I understand your irony, Professor, we’re leaving now. Only I, as the head of the cult work of the house...
The Leader.
The Leader. I suggest you buy a few magazines for the benefit of children in Germany. Half a thing.
No, I will not take.
Do you have sympathy for the children of Germany?
I sympathize.
Half a penalty?
and no.
And why?
I do not want.

This is nonsense, can not find children in January in the cabbage, there is snow on the fields.
Is it in a barrel of quinoa?
And the eagles fled.
I don’t know where the kids come from in the winter.

I was lucky at work. We have complete equality. Women will prepare and take away... And we will help them deliver the package, install the program, move the table, change the wheel in the car... And everyone is happy, and nobody gets rid of it. And men have the right to wash dishes, and women have the right to drag a bottle of water into the refrigerator. But we don’t all want to exercise these rights.

In a row at the box office in Ashan, he rolls a man with a cart and throws a replica into the phone:

- Fuck, here is the pps line, man 19... Exactly!

P.S I did not lie...

We had a common case. The comrade (a large set, a kilo under 120) put the pasta to cook, and went into the room for some business. After 10 minutes he goes out into the corridor to go to the kitchen, and there is already some type left to meet him with his pot chewing and cooked pasta. This guy noticed the comrade, immediately understood everything, apparently his ass felt whose pasta he took. And with the words, "What do you not watch for the pasta? They have already fought!” Comrade fell slightly into a stupor, which the perpetrator used, quickly departing.

Speaking that guy I never saw again.

dismissed from work. I decided to start working as a content manager so to say for myself. For the test he submitted an announcement on one of the tables of revelations. Call in two days.

Are you a content manager?

How can I help you?

We need to add products to the store, can you?

Yes of course.

is excellent. Where have you worked before?

I name the offices and the duration of work.

Do you work as a freelancer recently?

Yes, it is true.

Why do you know how much it costs to fill the store?

We can discuss this with you if you are pleased with my candidacy.

- Let's do so, you fill me the store, and there we'll see if your work is worth paying.

It will not go. I can make you a test assignment, or five or six positions on the site for free, and there see if our cooperation is worth it.

I know more than you who are freelancers. And freelancers first work, and then we customers see if they can pay you!

My mother works as a school teacher.

There have been so many funny stories over the years, but one of the reasons she remembered the most.

She leads a lesson. In the middle of the classroom, the body of a child falls out of the wall cabinet. After a few seconds, he begins to scream.

My mom was barely sitting down at that moment.

The boy decided to hide in the closet and scare his mother at the beginning of the class. There was a big change before the class and the boy slept safely. Then, uncomfortable turning in a dream, fell out of the closet, and walked out of fear.

Mom checked the closets for a long time before class for such jokes.

They say that the worst parachute jump is the second. Not to lie. Having thoroughly shrugged my ass for the first time, I diligently rejected all friends’ proposals to jump again. (I’m so good, I jumped already, I don’t want it anymore)

But here is the sea, the Krasnodar region. Military airport and advertising "Spring in the Water!" There is no danger of a shit on the ground. was not!

New in the instructions - put on a lifeguard during the jump. Fuck, I can do it.

With the appearance of a former parachutist I fall out of the plane. The Beauty. The Sea of Azure and I talk over it under the dome. The sea breeze completely steals the feeling of falling.

Suddenly I notice the bars on the waves and I realize that with the speed of the mail express I am carrying into this glove. by Fuck! It will save! ! to I get stuck in his nipple, blow and at the same time crawl into the water. Lenny raises me up, I float desperately, and what now? ? to

On the horizon appears some military boat with dumbels.

Shiping up to me they ask the most unexpected question at the moment.

Did the girls jump with you?

For a second I thought that if I said yes, they would beat me and go looking for the girls.

None of them! ! to One guys! ! to Take me away from here! ! to ! to

Fuck, that’s what they said and pulled me on board the boat.

I haven’t jumped at sea since then. One thing is to get rid of the ass, and here you can drown.

Working from home is when at the end of the day you can get up from the computer, go to the toilet, make tea, and sit back at the computer to relax after the work day.

They planted seeds in the garden. The son said, “And I’ll go!” but my mother shouted, “No, no!” Can not, in any case! The child is only ten years old, and the seedlings are crooked. Not by day, but by hour, the Son grows and grows. He wants to strike the nail himself, Mother objects: - No, you are better, good hour, Walk in the garden, You are weak with us, Born in the blockade! The son became accustomed to the prohibitions of his mother, and became willing to rest in winter and summer. The mother finally admitted, looking at the son: - Son and really good, healthy uncle! Red is healthy. Come on, my son, the wood! But he replied, “No, I’d rather sit down!” I am weak in you, born in the blockade!

And the entire female body is created for this, and it is arranged there to be comfortable for the future child.

Aha, Aha, it is especially convenient to climb through the pelvic ring, folding the bones of the skull.
As far as I can remember, I’m still trembling.

Article with LIFHAKES. Among other things, they offer this way to clean the egg: "Split the egg on two sides, and then blow it strongly. The egg will leave the shell whole and unharmed."
One of the comments:
JEPA KAKANAW: By the way, you can save even more time if you immediately blow the eggs into yourself.

It is not "t" and it is not".

If all grandmothers are prostitutes, why don’t none give you? and ;-)

The Divinity

The sweetest and sweetest man,
Women are stronger and ironier.
Men are not without reason.
Women are declared diseases.

Author: I. M. Guberman

Dialogue between two programmers:
I am in magic now. I press shift + 0, and I have the clock instead of zero. For a moment I didn’t know what it was.)
Comrade: My favorite glue was when I had to schedule, and I hanged with a pen in my hand. because by default there is an English-language layout, and how to switch the pen to Russian - you will understand

I am a woman who is helpless. I look bad. Unhealthy, unhappy and evil. I weigh 85 kg, with a height of 162. In fact, the waist is more than a meter in the reach. Unpainted Hair in the tail. Variations are one, with a child, with two, with three, with four, with two wheelchairs. With lots of packages, packages.
They are trying to help me all the time. At least hold the door, take a wheelchair, give up a seat, help with bags. Men, women, old women, conductor in the bus, neighbors, strangers. This has always been the case, even when I was a child. My husband says that my colorful bluets under my eyes and a slight sadness in my eyes cause pity. That he and himself originally wanted to cover me with a bowl and feed me with sweets.
In the case of children, it just seems to me that my children are delighted with their appearance, like the picture, and obedience. And when I walk out in addition to my nieces, I look unhappy with many children.
In all 33 years of my life, I have never been asked for a phone or anything in return, but they help me every day.
I try to help people unselfishly. And for example, when I go for a walk, I collect garbage from the sandbox and bring it to the urn.

Dr. Straga in a month...
How did they get me so foolish twice in an absolutely empty place?? to
and ==
With this reduction, you do not need to expose. Ask the boy. Kosherly

Oleg brought the couch to Tatiana.
How it goes afterwards.
I asked for a cup of tea...
The floor was not washed for a few years.

We are all introverts.
Somebody is bigger, someone is smaller, and somebody is nicky.)