I'm a designer, I don't want to solve anything, I want the buttons "Play with fonts" and "Make beautiful".

I realized I was very lazy this morning. The alarm ringed, I turned it off and decided to shut down a little more. So I fell asleep, and I dream something, but I understand very clearly that it is all a dream. My father approaches me and says:
– Andrew, you’ll help unload the car, there are boxes... – I think so much, and I understand that I’m lazy.
“No,” I said in a dream, “I won’t help. And I went at all.
Where to?
And I wake up. And I really wake up only in order not to unload the car in my dream!

Forum, branch on changes, post:

I’ve always had such a lighthearted relationship with women that none of them could understand whether I’m cheating on her or whether I’m cheating on her.

by Natalia (21:25)
Help me!

by Vitaly (22:21)
Heart is dying?

Russian Sports Minister Vitaly Mutko said that the Russian Olympians demonstrated themselves well at the 2012 Games in London. "No one will argue that Russia is among the ten strongest sports powers on the planet," he said.
No one will argue that Russia is among the 1000 countries with the most developed economies, as well as among the 1000 countries with the most developed freedom of speech, as well as among the 10,000 countries with the most developed medicine.

Broken AVG Internet Security just burned up by napalm! Locked the left key, which happens very rarely... Well, nothing, killed a new one. This repeated three times in a week. I even thought for the first time in my life to buy his license and this morning I suddenly write - you have something wrong with the key, keep a new license, write, don't lose it! Profit is CHO!

Article on the Hebrew "Two-storey residential house "printed" in 20 hours"

One comment: Over the last 20 years, I have often noticed how expressions that could be sent to a psychic become commonplace.

Discussing the question of drawing garbage containers in the People's Map:
Why do you mark the garbage containers on the map? Garbage and garbage are enough.
Yyy: Then, that often a group of garbage containers is one on several neighboring courts, finding it is not always trivial.
zzz: Live imagined how a man comes out of the entrance in a strange city, with a bag of garbage and a navigator - to look for a washing machine hidden in the depths of nearby courts!

How did you paint those curves?
Victor: Well, for this you will need curved hands and the desire to draw straight lines.

The chief of the department called: "A give me %FamilyEmployee%".
I laughed at the wording. Then they thought and decided to give it, i.e. With stone faces, he was hanged on a chair in the office of the boss. They went out, broke out.

After a couple of minutes again call: *with an absolutely calm voice* good guys, take this, give it instead %FamilyOther Employee%.
Work is up.

Meteo: I have a request for you.
I’m gonna go)
MeTeo:How would it be... When Saha and I played in the teaching and student, he gave me the boundaries of the textbook, and there, like, on the condition, not polluting the rule of Lapital, and I did not remember it, and used the rule by chance. Three were arguing. Just in the morning to work did not fall - it was we got to the diffuses. Even successfully, when we played the doctor and the patient, I diagnosed the beginning of pneumonia in time for him, oriented by the whispers. I went to work from the hospital this morning. Yesterday there were no condoms at home, it was lazy to dress, and we, turned in the bedding, decided to run into the car, where they were also not seen, spent, and I was still with a headlamp - there in the dark to go, so in this form we went to the pharmacy, and when we came, he told the seller that we had a mask. After that, we bought a hematogen and two delphin nose washers, with which we cheered until five in the morning.Now he called and said with a playful voice that he was preparing a surprise, and I have a re-attestation for the category tomorrow, can I spend the night with you?

In the competition for the title "Ideal guests" won the family, sending the message "We will never come to you!!“!”

Two Moscow friends (DMD) rested in the glorious city of Ryazan.
The night. The Lenin Square. Drunk friends wanted paid love.
Go to the taxi driver (T).
DMD: Boss, can you suggest where you can buy a paid love in your city?
T: Here is the rookie rookie there stands, there is the grandmother sitting, she is in Ryazan here, she is in charge of everything.
DMD at Roosevelt: Dear, we would like to buy a paid love!
You would go to the postcard for that, idiots!

Yesterday, our new assistant leader (eyes, legs, well you understand) met the team in the old Slavic way with the help of the combat dance apple. I am joking again. With the help of a noble drink of cognac and sandwiches. I didn’t count my strength and fell asleep in the toilet. And so that she didn’t cheat, she put a roll of toilet paper deeper into the toilet. The sanitary officer spoke to us with surprising words while rescuing three floors from below and a girl. Such a sweet.

The man ordered a TV on Amazon, and he was brought a rifle.

There is a box at the door of a man. He joyfully drags her home and unpacking, hoping to see the new TV, which he actually ordered on Amazon.
Instead, Seth Horwitz found an assault rifle in the box... Inside the box was found a check for the amount of $ 1590, which was also indicated the name of the desired address.

One of the comments:

- The gun check and name... interesting...

From the Prado Club Forum:

I recently met on the internet. The girl was so cute that she immediately wanted to meet. And then this dialogue:
What are you going to go on?
In the car.
What car do you have?
and white.
Of course it is white. What a white?
Just like a waikiki.
I can’t do anything, I love sports.

The mood went up all day :)

xxx: In the Soviet times worked in the factory, and we had a man in the nonsun people, tiril nails from the factory, for five years nobody guessed because the method is brilliant)))

YYYYYYYYYYY

xxx: He took his boots, filled them with nails and threw them over his shoulder, and on the question of the guard "Why don't you wear boots?" he replied "And there are nails."))))

YYY: It is genius!!!!!!!!! to

Worse than female boxing is only male artistic gymnastics.

I pour my friend a second glass of wine on the backdrop of a TV commentary from the London Olympics:
“Now... now... soon we’ll see a female barrel.

My girlfriend has a birthday.
and hello. What to give, no idea.
You know how I like to read. The best gift for me is a book.
Okay, from which series is it?
- Well from the E-ink Pearl series of 10 inches
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