In general, there was such a story, after 3 days of the day of the builder, the boss instructed to find who could cut a greeting on the brick, well, the guy really wanted to stand out with such a gift. I start searching, googling all things, nobody does it. Then he called to make monuments.
xxx: Hi, this is a question, are you engaging in the engraving of bricks?
Do you think the mouse is dead?

From Mother’s Forum:
We went with my daughter to the master - she brushed and smoothed the ends, I shaved and shaved. My daughter quickly cut her cloth and took care of me. Time goes by, the master and I have already discussed the weather, passed on to the children. I say: my little girl refused to go to the garden, she sits at home. And in the garden he does not drink milk and does not sleep at a quiet hour.
And then my child gives out: ah, you told me my secrets, and I will tell yours - you have blood flowing from your p... and also you have the money tree dried up.

From the news:
The singer Madonna at a concert in St. Petersburg, which took place on August 9 at the SKK "Petersburg", spoke in support of sex-minorities.

Earlier, on August 7, at a concert in Moscow, Madonna spoke in support of the arrested Pussy Riot members.

Even earlier, speaking at a concert in Kiev on August 5, Madonna during a conversation with fans urged them to fight for the freedom of Yulia Tymoshenko.

Q: Interestingly, does it accept orders for professional protest only from institutions and organizations, or is a private approach possible? This may find a response from the public. The singer Madonna will start protesting against someone's noisy neighbors, the "Russian Post", the poor working conditions of workers from Tajikistan and the drunk sanitary operator of JEK No. 23.

He: It is nice to lie on the bare floor, if it is the opposite.and :-)
What’s on the ceiling?? to

I can watch for a long time the water, the fire, and the man sitting with a socket in his hand in front of a bunch of clean socks removed from the dryer, and looking for his brother. Such a touching.

I go to work in the morning with a rainy mood. Meeting a guy with a dog "wolf cast" in a combination on which the inscription. I prepare the athletes to run for the Olympics in Sochi 2014! Trainer Buran is not responsible!

Writing with a friend
I: Where is he wearing you?! to
I want to pick the fucking one in my bedroom.
I am :? I got married ;)
He is Gardena.

And Nokia is already in the legends)))

Tagged: daa

yyy:Scandinavian Legends)) Nokia went to Valhalla)

michael_ul: Overall, I would recommend it again. There are only two opinions about this book - a fierce wild or a masterpiece, but everyone agrees that the author is a fool.

Imagine that tomorrow all doors disappear: in houses, banks, shops, parliaments. You put it, and it disappears again. How will the laws change, and will people become more stealing, robbing, killing, robbing?

What about aircraft and submarines?

ZZZ: Is it about it? According to the conditions of the task disappeared "doors", not "lucks".

YYY: This is the decision! Instead of disappearing doors, we knock everywhere and live on :)

Why do alpine tourists not like it? Are they worried that those in rubber boots with a bulk of bread and their wife will have a picnic on the top, lazyly going without insurance and cats, and a couple of bottles of cognac will cool on the glacier under the shale? No, I understand the day to cut the steps three intermediate nights under the carnis on the fifth of 3x3 you get to the top, the head turns from the anticipation of victory, fatigue in the muscles and here the hook is a maniki, shashlik, cognac, bread, five water wash your hands, and the young man has already been sent for a beer in the bottom, to crack. )))) And the fat man looks at the climbers, and their eyes are neither good nor good.

I called on the phone yesterday.
Oxygen and Oxygen?
No is
Where is this oxygen...

C comment to the YouTube video about the landing of the marsophone!

A single dish? Not bad attempt, Roscosmos©

Yesterday I filed documents for a mortgage, I went with my mom, the employee makes a photo of the business, my mom says to me:
You would at least smile.
What the bank responds to:
What a smile, you make a mortgage!

CherryJB: We are the country of innovation! In the Moscow subway began to install automatic ticket sales for one or two trips to simplify the life of citizens in the subway.
CherryJB: and we are a country gifted not in a childlike way: at the station "Filevsky Park" we distinguished ourselves and put the machines behind the turnikets)))

<XXX> Don’t get married
<YYY> then will not bring the kids and tp
<ZZZ> do not cause TP. The most important thing, yes.

xxx: We have a large universe, many willing to enter, a part of the abitur of foreigners in the community settled.
We live there as volunteers. Everything was nice, helped, showed and told.
Some with parents, we sit in the morning in the common kitchen, we drink tea, we treat stories, we talk about our studies, we all act as officers.
Here Artem flees in one coward, hands with his idiotic masches, jumps, shakes with his unwashed hair. And he cries like a fool, "the thief! Kill it! Take a cup of tea!"
XHH: He notices the public, he brakes. Close for a second, go to the plate gradually like this. The English lord, fuck. Mom was in a slight shock.
xxx: And Anja is so from the window: "And this is Artem Petrovich, a graduate student, you will have discreet mathematics to read".

yyy: The Japanese are the most civilized country in the world, but I do not have any questions but I regret that they suffer from earthquakes all the time but not that they do not fail and move forward looking at the suburbs good what else to say
xxx: I just dream of throwing you dictionary in the face

I sit at work, bored, I talk to a friend in asskoe:
X: What do you do tonight?
YYY: Nothing
I would like to invite you to a restaurant, dinner, live music, talk.
Yyy: Well I don't even know... I'm quite happy with evening walks, I don't need a restaurant :D
I was lucky with you :D
Fuck, I’ll remove this dialogue :D

Every morning when I go out of the toilet, I see the same person changing clothes for work. I think he already thinks I am sleeping in the toilet.
Wow: Judging by the sounds that come from the toilet when you’re there, he’s probably thinking you’re a Terminator. And you get into the cabin with thunder and lightning, from the future, every morning.