There are alternative people. The bankomat. There was a small line near the bank. In front of the ATM stands a young lieutenant and feeds him a pack of thousands (a piece of 50, not less) for one note. Apparently he has already tried to suggest that the entire package can be loaded into the ATM, because the turn is quietly and patiently, and the lieutenant's face clearly reads: "If you, the staff, are so smart, then why do you not wear coats and do not go?" Finally loaded everything, asked for balance sheet, read, rejoiced. I did not guess. With the next action, the lieutenant removes 3,000 from the same account! I should have seen people’s eyes in the line.

And the next morning we woke up squeezed by the paste at the very least, and it was despite the fireplace trap in the switch :D
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Friends, please tell me what kind of fireplace is this?

From the Hubble, "The Deadly Sins of the Programmer":

If this is read by someone who writes programs for the Pension Fund. Be cursed by you, the devil. So much blood has been poured on people.

by Fidel Castro:
He stood near the entrance, smoking, waiting for his wife to gather. I see two puppies of 10-12 years approximately, on the self-driving of the times of the USSR, one in front of the cardboard with the inscription "BMW x five!"", and the other "prior"" and the one who on the "BMW" shouts to the second: "E! I don’t play that way!! Not so honest! This time I’m on a BMW, you can’t drive me faster!!! And you also have to stop after each round for repair!!and "
What smart kids...

In Russia, the law is a place where everything can be put.

Many years ago, Serezh's friend moved from Peter to Germany, but he comes to his hometown at least once a year. And in Sereza's hometown lives a beloved friend Edward. Well, such a friend who is the most... And here again comes Serge to Peter.

A day passes, two, three - and all of them and Edward will not meet: then one can not, then the other has something shaken. It happens. On the fourth day, the friends decide to fight the circumstances as decisively as possible and at the next telephone conversation give each other solemn promises that everything is tomorrow! “Tomorrow!” “Tomorrow!” “I’m at three o’clock!” “At three o’clock you are here!” “And no one!” “No one!”

The next morning, at the beginning of the third, Serezh plunged into a road trip with the good intention of reaching a friend of childhood. There was only one free seat - the back to the driver, the face to all the other passengers.
Upset on him and transferring the money for the trip, our hero suddenly noticed that the expression of the faces of all the other passengers, first, strange, second, completely the same. You know, such a mixture of irritation, thirst and universal submission to fate, with the rhetorical but expressive question, "Why?“”

The source of such contradictory emotions appeared directly near Sergei and was in the image of a young beautiful lady whispering on the phone. She has apparently cuddled for a long time, and unwilling listeners to her conversation slightly, let’s say, stunned.
“Well, Eddie-e-ik, well stop-a-an,” the lady pulled capriciously. Well, I understand what I’m feeling... Well, my-and-your-your, I can’t really do it today...
No... No, Edick, I won’t come... Well, I miss it too, but I can’t go today...
Well... I can’t... you know... Well, stop...
Well... well, how can I tell you why... Well because I can’t... Well Edick, well, I’m honest, I can’t... Well, really... Well, I won’t come...
No, I probably won’t be able tomorrow either... Well, I won’t be able to...
Well Eddie-y-y-ik, well what... well, after tomorrow may be... Well that means – maybe... I don’t know yet... Well I really can’t... Well, I can’t... Well, why-why... – Here the lady looked around, convinced herself that there was nobody around and, covering a slight tube, with a slightly intimate voice said: – Well, I have days like this... What does it mean – okay? You know, you goat, you just need that from me, right?
All of! I understood everything!
No, I said, I cannot and I will not come!

The cover of the cell phone with a thunder collapsed, and in a second the ringing ring of the call came out. This time, I did not call the lady, but Sergey. He pulled the phone out of his jacket pocket and said:
Oh yes Eddy! I am! Of course I can, I am going!
He lifted up his head and saw no one in front of him. Because all ten passengers bowed down and cried.

Growing up, it was when it became sad for Tom of the cartoons.

A line-up tested after 10 days of the experiment - after each good deed, the fox increases by 0.001 cm! I told a friend, she also checked - don't believe, after two months in the "good" mode I had to buy a bustle for a larger size!!! to

Ordinary working day:

[17:10:46] xxx: if the microphone on the headset to put against the center of the eye, then as with a target, fun=)
[17:11:09] zzz: I see you too, very busy))

Another important feature of EverQuest Next will be total destruction – players will be able to break the bridge under the feet of opponents or make the roof of the building fall on their heads.

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I see the burned desert of Rooff.

It came to my mind here, not, not a spire, but a thought))) In the mythological Living Water you cannot drown, because as soon as you get stuck in it you immediately rise.

Do you want me to be a cute kid?
- Yes
Mrr
Did you link to the crazy carpet?? to

023 Lenka: I have been working as an admin in the state institution for 6 years. Today for the first time brought a package and it was not "something for tea," not tea, not coffee, not even chocolate. A man came and left a bag containing four bottles of beer. Thank you very much, thankful customer!

Journal of Applications for Work.
The Room 410
Install the PC urgently.
Directed by: Denis
I pressed the wrong button and turned it on.

Hottabich married the Good Fairy, and they had an unusual daughter, who had both a beard and a Magic Stick.

Most of the city monuments from the point of view of the hoppies are called - "a monument to some x...

Xxx:You know what caught yourself on the mind at the wedding of Vicky.The total size of the breasts at our table exceeded 10 of 4 girls...but married the most outstanding in this regard))
YYYYYYYYYY The chances of getting married back are proportional to the size of your breasts.)))
YYYYYYYYYY not to say the girls themselves, and the size of the breasts affects only the number of likes and does not compensate for the lack of brains and ugly character))

A real Japanese came to us today for negotiations. He arrived 40 minutes earlier and waited for the boss to finish the previous meeting.

He stood by the window with a cup of coffee and walked, periodically grabbing his heart. I approached, looked out the window: nothing unusual, people walk, workers change the asphalt.

I asked the translator, "Mr. is not well, maybe we can help with something?"
The translator spoke a little with him and said, "Mr. in his youth was also a road worker. They had everything, but if he had been forced to ignore technology so much, he would not have been ashamed and would have resigned on the same day.

The former passion before giving up the rights wrote on the hands "L" and "P" respectively, so that "accidentally do not turn into the wrong direction".When I tell this story to girls, then 80% of them say:"well and what?All right done!"

This is not an insult, it is a compliment. Then you will find out for yourself later. When I run the seven in the terminal, I’m a slave; when I turn off, I’m free :) Win is pure for work, Mac is for life :)
atlant_is : :-D Oh... ohhhhhhhhhhhh :)
The xxx :)
Atlant_is: I was slightly overwhelmed by Paphos :)