The Museum of the Disappeared Sounds:
Symphony :
He knocked the cutter on the cork when his grandmother rubbed the cabbage for the cakes.
The capsules were chopped when my grandfather started the ammunition.
A slight tapping of a small hammer that was wrapped in a box with a package.
by kardick:
You know, your comment is straight like a canva for a horror movie =)

I don’t want a third world war. I want Half-Life 3!

Complementing the story about the rise, we are waiting for stories about pets from networking specialists and couriers ;)
After moving to another city with the rabbits called the master to adjust the grid. The master went into the room and saw as in a bunch of open but unpacked boxes, a pair of whispered rabbits jumping from one box with springing things to another, imitating dolphins. "Please put the dog on the guide" he polently asked.

I have a question for people who are looking for Lenin Square with mutual insults.
Do you even realize that you are boring fools without a sense of humor?

Wolf Hanny: Commercial aircraft carrier... I wave...
Dmitry Deev Chernoyar: We are selling democracy. and expensive. Delivery to any convenient place.

Braintunic: On the guild of the 45th caliber cartridge is visible a clear inscription "WIN NT". And here Microsoft has a monopoly... But with Linux the bullets would fly much more accurately!

DrHimik: Linux compatibility with the human brain is low. 96% of the cranial boxes for him and absolutely impenetrable.

Mike Novikoff: No need to exaggerate. Not 96 percent, but 95 percent. and ;)

DrHimik: Yes, I try to round up the alcohol all the time.

sm1: We work with one carrier, he has 70 pieces of reefs, actively carries apples from Poland. When it is not the season, the prices of its services fall - ready to carry everything and cheaper than we are and use freight reefs for ordinary cargo. So today his employee wrote in Skype:
You can have me all year round. The ass.

Lorraine: You realize that people are strange about you when you notice that they are checking if you can enter their house without an invitation, and they are making cocktail ice from holy water.

From ask.fm Question "How to spend time sitting in the toilet?"
Smolla @GenaBidoraz: When I was a kid, my mom once washed chicken eggs with me, washed off cocoa. And I’m like "oh, mom, mom, and what do you do". My mother told me. And I listened to her inattentively and wondered why the egg in the cocoa? And I concluded that babies are born out of the ass. And by that time, I have already seen a couple of times in the movie the birth scenes, how there babies stone, sting, bloodshed, intestines and all that. And then I sometimes sat on the toilet, cuddled and imagined like I was giving birth. Also, ahala - ohala, head-to-head swirled, hand-held for the walls, fingers crushed. Only if I didn’t scream, or if my parents broke my idyll.

BSH is a site where "xxx" is found more frequently than on porn trackers.

More of Stories:
and...
Moscow, sharing ten degrees with Chelyabinsk, tired of heating the heaters for the night to turn on (

With pleasure... At least fifty, take it for health...
and...
Moscow, and share with Novosibirsk money, at least 10% of its budget.

Results of educational struggle:

There are people raised by their parents. There are unscrupulous, and yet educated. He is beaten with psychological trauma. There are untouched spots. Apparently, the question is not whether to beat or not to beat, but what parents in the end.

I suggest you close this shit.

I can't find a fifth. I’m calling, I can’t hear it anywhere. Go to the "find my phone" feature – Google obediently shows that the phone is hanging (or sitting?) on a tree meters in 100 from the house at an altitude of about 5 meters.

The server did not return the data.
"This is a rat" – I thought...

News: Treated addicts will receive free housing, social benefits, legal aid, something else, and a home worker!
I went looking for dealers.

I realized that it was time to clean up the house when a flower mosquito flew past me, well healthy, with a piece of web and dust dragging behind him.
Such a flying indicator with a parachute of dirt.

Answered
More of Stories:
and...
Moscow, sharing ten degrees with Chelyabinsk, tired of heating the heaters for the night to turn on (

With pleasure... At least fifty, take it for health...
and...
Moscow, and share with Novosibirsk money, at least 10% of its budget.
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Please do it with the federal government :-)

What about the truth about cats? Better than a car or pedestrian.

But my cat quite consciously led me to the refrigerator and pointed his foot to the cucumbers lying on the top shelf. I liked the fresh cucumbers (I remembered that the snack was put in the refrigerator, and asked to share it )))

Cats understand everything perfectly, and owners understand cats perfectly. :) Our two are quite able to explain to the owners that now they do not want their usual dry food, and the "taste" - wet. Or to remove the cat toilet. Or what they want under the blanket. Or that they want to drink water from the crane in the bathroom. This is an honest word, I don’t know how to explain, but when the cats come in the morning, lie down on their chest and intelligently speak, it’s clear in the tone of that “meu” about what it is.
And my parents’ cat knows very well what the word “dog” means. And the phrase "Kuze, don’t go to that area, there’s a dog!" makes him really change direction. ))

To the post:
Strange thing, but it is typical for almost everyone who likes to suffer from the horrors of modern education - dig deeper, and find out that the confidence in their skills is greatly exaggerated.

Righteous: "of horrors" and "clarifies", after "clarifies" - the fifth.

[11:56:32] Yegorka (d): Fuck the mouth
[11:56:48] Yegorka (d): removed the net from the window
[11:56:56] Egorka (d): went to the bathroom to wash
[11:57:15] Egorka (d): A neighbor’s cat broke into the house and crushed on the carpet.