Neradence: What is important to work as an organizer? The main thing is not to roast or do it at least not very loudly, whileining the harsh expression of the face.
A brilliant creature shares with me their no less brilliant plans for a thematic fashion show. Let’s call it all "Panopticum". What I am, I am nothing. Panopticum - it is a panopticum and it is...

Does a hunter need a 30-fold binoculars?
Zzz Yes, count the hair on the eggs.

XXX: What is your name?
YYY: Hi to you. Tally to you? and :)
XXX by Andrei. Are you from which city?
YYY is Ariel. It is in Israel, if anything.
XXX: I understand
Are you Russian?
YYY: Are you serious now?

by this:

Xxx Che loves: the whole brother was frightened by the prospect: having 100l of flooding in the backpack to swim over the cold river in the summer, the survivors yopt. I have a boy 7 years on a horse river 2m deep floats, and nothing... well, he did not study for a tourist to be afraid

Teach the match. I swam without a horse in May. For a moment, I live in an area equal to the areas of the far north.
And jumped from the third floor, and from the balcony to the balcony horizontally slid (sixth floor). Try to do it now, at thirty, I am in need of bricks to sell.
There is no fear at this age. There is no sense of self preservation. Not yet developed. There is nothing to boast about here except your own ignorance.

The steel eggs are when three Africans, armed with a spear, onion and machete, purposefully go on the eight-headed lion prade, cut off the leg of the buffalo and quietly leave with this leg to the sunset, leaving behind lions who have fainted from such greed and have never used a weapon. Compared to that, everything else is just shit.

Comments on Onliner
xxx: When you say, “This is not a telephone conversation,” somewhere a KGB officer is sad.

XXX: Here is the GIF of the deck. <Publish the image>
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Zzz: Where is the GIF, bleat? This is JEP!
I am an artist, I see it.

Since Air Force Day coincided with Railroad Day, the latter decided not to lag behind: went to swim in tanks and ride with rails pushed from the windows.

As a child, we misunderstand that it is great to be an adult.

I don’t believe in God, I don’t need preaching. Sorry to.
WOW: What a waste! One in life is very difficult. God helps me in everything. I recently noticed that when I sit on some websites on the Internet, I have links to what I was literally looking for today. I am sure that God knows when you are looking for something, and he helps you in every way, it is only worth believing and paying attention to it.
This is called Yandex.Direct, idiot devout.
WOW: What is it called?

Image of the skeleton converter from HoMM3, comments:
XXX: What is it?
Yyy: A cradle is a thing where living beings are killed and then transformed into nits.
ZZZ : The Institute?

XXX: I am passing the test of history to the EGE. Plekhanov and his fellow thinkers founded in Geneva the group “***”, the main work of which was the propaganda of the ideas of Marxism.
Thirty Seconds to Marx

But here's how to explain to the cat, What shouldn't be thrown under your feet when meeting the owner, because as the owner in the shoes and snacks the cat may just not get? Because of the cat.

For example, "You have to master the person on the photo. And to master in the biblical sense of the Russian localizers turned into "You must recognize the person on the photo. And to know in missionary position".
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I don’t understand what it means to have a man in a photograph"? Yes, possession in the biblical sense also leads me to some thoughts, but I’m not sure of them.
In general, please explain to me what the original phrase means, and ideally it would be good to give the original phrase.

A remarkable feat: the "Nudist monastery".

Eugene
I am proposing an exchange for TESCHU 1955. Exclusive, the only one in the world.
Compilation of:
The crocodile skin.
front and rear roofs;
Starting from halfway;
Every Ferrari will be jealous.
A volume of 200 liters, but is constantly increasing.
I don't know how many horse powers, I can't measure (the horses are afraid);
Eat everything in a row.
Unbeaten, but painted (so better)

One thing is bad with the landers, they are drunk and swimming in the fountains every year, not in the capital where you would like to see them.

Paint the honeys then.
No, I don’t want honey, it smells somewhat strenuous.
It normally smells like a tree.
Well, imagine, I lie in bed with a guy, with my name and smell of a tree.

Today in front of me was a young dad who carried on his younger son’s arms.
Suddenly the second stumbled and asked for his hands too.
The guy wasn’t confused, he raised them both, a little shuffled, and went on.
So, guys, why do you need to hike and be in shape?
You are the future attraction of your children.

I participate :

Once the requests to post funny things have increased, let’s recall some unsuccessful translations of phrases from books and movies.

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A very popular online game. Some monsters can be caught and used as combat pets. In the form caught, the monster looks like an egg, it is actually called. For example, a turtle egg, a scorpion egg or even a wolf egg. It is half trouble. Now corrected, and before the mob - a deer, I don't know why, was called the "young husband". Very funny looking at the inventory of the "young husband’s eggs".