For a whole week, the neighbors move the furniture on top, even at night.
Today I couldn’t stand it and went and asked, “What fucking thing!“”
A man opens the door, his eyes are red, his hair is scattered, his clothes are in mint.
I ask :
Why do you move your furniture all night? You are here, you can’t sleep!
He wiped his eyes and replied sadly:
“My wife is pregnant, and every night when she goes to bed she asks me to move the closet, because under these sounds she can easily fall asleep. You know, I can’t refuse her, she’s pregnant.
I nodded understandably and suggested that he recorded these sounds onto a dictionary.
The next morning I met him at the entrance. When he saw me, he nodded, hugged me, thanked me, gave me money.
I have not seen such happy people in a long time.

In Africa, white tourists swimming in a river ask an interpreter:
What are the locals talking so loudly about? Why was the whole village on the shore?
- Oh, it's not because of you, they're very surprised - what lazy crocodiles are today!

about beating children. When I was a child, I was a father. He was raised by the belt. Then I thought it was my own fault, and in general, small children can be ripped, like they will grow up and stop. There was an example of cousins and sisters, they were even more cracked, I was a cracked gentleman against their background. Later came the realization that I was beaten not for crimes, but for the bad mood of my father. I stopped talking to him and the fighting stopped. Time passed, I grew up, he grew old, he weakened. And then came the conflict. The old whistle recalled his youth and raised his arm and foot on me. In general, I had fun when I chased him around the apartment, and he ran away from me with open eyes and whispered that he would call the police. Then there were cries to my mother, she said she did not educate me so, depression, as well, on my father. After some time, he took off, undermined his forces and wanted to take revenge, and again climbed on the naked old face and not only. I am all for. Children's psyche is flexible, children don't remember evil for a long time and are unlikely to be offended on every back. But remember that it is possible that one day your child in response to the next backbone will turn and break your leg. And you both will know that he is already stronger than you and will grow and strengthen, and you have old age, weakness and no one to protect.

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xxx: Why are the gods accepted on "you"? Why not "you" Or even on "You"?
yyy: Show me at least one of those who have imaginary friends who would communicate with their imaginary friend on you.

Recently, the status of Pushkin and Lermontov was wandered around: they were killed in a duel, Gogol was buried alive, Yesenin hanged, Mayakovsky was shot - I don't want to be a writer in this country.
I wrote to him: write, all of this does not threaten the dwarfs.

We don’t argue about homework.
I: (I get the milk from the refrigerator) Dear, the milk is acidic, maybe you can make a smoothie?
D: No, milk has been as acidic for two weeks.
I: Okay then well. (I put the milk back in the refrigerator)

I go to the second floor of the bedroom to sign a couple of papers. There is silence, no one, the door to the office is open, and from there the voice of the headbush is loud, ladies in the summer: -You just sit quietly, the glass is poured out.

I fall into the office and continue on the move: - and definitely somebody will prepare with some x *%n!!! to

The Curtain

From the classic:
Dupac is a condition in which a man can stay without knowing it, if, of course, he does not have a wife.

I invented the caroche, we originally take fresh 10-flow eggs and send them by post from Moscow to Vladivostok, this package will not be forgotten by the Russian Post.

Comment on the video about the car collected by a man from different parts of the vase / Moscow (Kozov - Kozov pod Lamborghini):
I would have looked at the guys who from Lamborghini would have assembled the VAZ 2106.

Yesterday night came to my head.
This is why men’s dignity is sometimes called "end". The women of this dignity- "end"- understandable thing, no. Does this mean that every single woman is infinite?

Obama needs to be pursued in all directions as long as he is stuck in Ukraine and weak, Bricks to buy out the Argentine debt – rolling out a bunch of green fantasies. Until the dollar has collapsed to try to buy out U.S. industrial enterprises and try to take away what cannot be taken out - to destroy, as claims are made to other countries - to offer a ransom in exchange for giving small territories to the BRICS ownership.
YYY: Well, how do you put out our plan here?))

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