Today the boss, defending our programmer, said:

Don’t offend anyone, Misha isn’t always wrong.

XXX is
Did you request a certificate?

YYYY
Waiting for the head.

YYYY
and Secretary

YYYY
They are sitting in the dining room with a few other employees. They eat cakes and listen to Stas Mikhailov on the radio. A terrible spectacle.

Bosses are bosses :)

Read the rules of internal regulations.
He insulted
"I don’t want to be an employer, I want to be the head of the institution"

XXX: Somebody is constantly peeling in the pissuar at work!

Simulation of the first second of 1% brain activity took 40 minutes on a cluster of 82,944 processors
The comments:
What came to your mind in a second?
and bl...

4pda, an app that counts how high you have thrown your phone.
The first comment:
"I jumped your proga..., goats("

xxx: On the question of a colleague "what is 'orchata'?" answered "little orcs"... They still look at me with concern :(

He went here to photograph people during the pain strike. According to the plan, they had to scratch one of the hills (there was also a benchmark - a large solitary tree), then move towards the forest.
xxxh: they, like, for fascists were :) there everyone in some country and period of time is specialized. They are at a full parade: shimmer there, shape, helmets.
They walk in a chain, talk quietly. The road to the hill, nothing is visible in front, but according to the plan near "enemies" should not be, so they do not fight.
As they approached the tree, it turned out that there was a family picnic. Family in three generations: the oldest yet the second world strike.
The grandfather, as we noticed, took the tail from the grandson. We stood with the tail until we passed.
I think it’s hard for him to understand such games.

I spent the weekend with my daughter-in-law (5 years old).
We watched "Carousel", the 1st cartoon about the cheburashka began, the child learned and rejoiced: oh, about the turtle, okay, this question was found out.
Further, the scene as a crap comes to Gene and asks to take him home.
I ask my niece:
Would you take?
Of course he doesn’t catch!

If the teacher (by education) moved to a NEW job in some organization, extra-budgetary, possibly industrial, having nothing to do with the school/education (since it is mentioned about the director-general), and at THIS level (communicating with the director-general), then the natural question is how she got there, or (more correct?) through what? And if this is a new job on its existing specialty, what did a teacher without a profile education do in the school? Option: two higher education?Yes, but at least 8 years to study. The rabbit will still not give the required level. Anyone else are surprised by completely unskilled lazy mud specialists? What we have is what we have."

That is, the option is not considered that the former teacher, for example, has a record in the diploma of a philologist-lingvist of German-Roman languages, a teacher, plus has certificates of a secretary-machiner, a secretary-referent (which was interesting to her) and international certificates of a translator, and now works as an assistant director in a large international company with a salary 5-10 times higher than a teacher with 20 years of experience?
This is life. It is a pity that our life is like that.

C: The Control Question
V: Watt
C: How is kilowatt-hour written: kWh or kWh?
V: Through the slash
C: Catch the humanity.

In Uighur "post office" sounds like "honorable". A wise man, I think.

I work in an online store as an operator. A girl calls:
"Hello to you! Hi to! I bought from you today. You can tell me what I bought, or I’ve already packed for a gift and I don’t remember.

X: Let’s say there’s an orchestra and Vivaldi plays the seasons.
X: And then, when we arrive, let’s say that Vivaldi suddenly died and his concert was replaced by Metallica.

XX: When will you come?
XY: FZ
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Xy: Fig knows it. I am polite.

To this: "In Chelyabinsk so harsh airborne that they dive into fountains without water..."

and

"In Cherepovets on the day of the Air Force, a drunk lander broke his head, jumping into a non-working fountain." And you say Chelyabinsk)

>>> I am looking for a young mistress for sex without obligations in her territory

Why are you her? With such requirements? and ;)

to this:

Moscow is a terrible city. I am standing somewhere in a small street. The car dopes. It is a continuous flow. The lightforest is - well all for them - three minutes for the flow of cars, 10 (!) for the passage of pedestrians. Here we waited, the pedestrians, finally the green light, the cars, of course, stood up. But shit, it has begun! They started signaling as if in each of these cars a person was dying. Even those who were in the front rows and saw the green right in front of their impatient nose. All those ten seconds they signaled, while numerous pedestrians ran across the narrow, fortunately, passing part, as if there were even a portion of unpassed. Say, you in Moscow are generally taught that the road sometimes even pedestrians cross?

I live in Vienna. On a lively but small crossroads of lightforest. For pedestrians, it burns for only 3 seconds! And when he begins to flash, the rushed grandmothers are just beginning their way to the other side. Whoever is scratching!! Cars can stand and wait for pedestrians until the next green! I am a cyclist and for myself I can say that there are buses and buses in a row behind me and wait patiently for a convenient opportunity to get around me if I have to drive on a narrow road! In Moscow, I would have been moved five times and beaten up last. Feel the difference of cultures, gentlemen!

Senya: I have a cat named Yasha
Senya: I kindly call her Yesha-huesha
Senya: now Nina has taken another cat
Senya: and called Yasha))
Maximum is awesome!

Whoever is happy with the holiday is drunk the day before! c) The classic
Dims: The classic shit, don’t come more buhim where cultural people are buffering! Do not come at all!
$talkeR: Okay, I just broke a couple of plates. of business)
Do you have memory failures again? Do you remember the dishes? No further?
In all, you have 10 pounds. The closet and the window. The same for cleaning the sofa and carpet.
Dims: Two liters of valerian cat for compensation for shock from flight out of the window. And a box of beer for me, as I watched it.
Dims: How much for a lenkin’s dress – I don’t know, ask her yourself. Do not show your husband in the eyes.
Dims: Regarding Grisha and his guitar... My advice to you: run skiing abroad at night, or rather go to Mars at all!
$talkeR: What kind of ski? Summer in the courtyard! What are you, fool? What is Mars?