I studied at the beginning of zero in the aviation college. As a foreigner, he lived in a five-story dormitory. There was one peculiarity of the company - there was no shower. A washing machine for 5 dishes was, a toilet for 5 seats was (entrance through the washing machine and left), but for washing it was offered to drive his body once a week to the ground building called the "bath". In this "bathroom" even to enter was scary - so it is disgusting in the appearance of the sarai.

We did not go there.



Instead, they were washed in the laundry under a hose, which at one end was dressed on the crane, and the second was glued with a wire to the pipe under the ceiling. An excellent shower was obtained, the floor in the laundry room was chain and there was a drain of water into the sewerage. The management struggled with this phenomenon, but more for sight.



Going to the laundry in the evening to wash your hands and find one or two naked students swimming there has become commonplace. I myself, at first embarrassed by the people to stand with the naked pipis under the shower, quickly changed the complexes to pure density.



One day before the start of the third course, the students living in the hostel were called out of vacation a week earlier - it was necessary to seamless the rooms for the resettlement of the first students. August in southern Ukraine is terribly hot and after the train, I first went to the bathroom.



As always, he went into the laundry, grabbed the hose to the ceiling, got the shampoo, soap and dressed up to the naked. Just pulled off the water, as suddenly the door opened and some unknown guy entered the laundry room, holding a pot with pasta in his hands. Here in the laundry, he wanted to pour water through the sink. Apparently first-class, they have just begun to settle.



The boy looked up at me from the pot and for some reason stuck at the entrance. In his eyes was horror and something unhealthy. "Strange what, why so loose, maybe psychic? “I thought I was cutting on a visitor.



And here to me: yesterday’s student quietly entered the laundry room, and there is some exhibitionist. From the unshaken lob hangs a member, and from all the clothes on the perverted only rubber slats. What to do now? to scream? To give in? to escape? Calling for help?

The boy did not notice the hose attached to the ceiling, and about washing they had time to rush, say, here is a bath on the territory, here is a bathing day.



The addicted boy never shrugged. For jokes, I looked at him and kept an alarming pause. Then rounded the crane – water poured on the crane.

I am bathing.

- Aaaaaaaah, - joyfully exhaled the first-time student, in his communion again became safe.

I remember getting stuck at home like a full night. I want to eat, I have no strength. I went into the kitchen, oh, a pot on the table and smells delicious. I looked, there was a soup. I didn't use the plate, I washed it afterwards, and here the soup is a little bit completely, the whole stuff. I took a spoon, sat down at the table, sat down, ate. It is delicious, but hot, dog. Waiting for fifteen minutes, still hot, and eating hunting. I sit down, but I eat. My mother walks into the kitchen and looks at me with her eyes:
What kind of fucking soup do you eat? He is still cooking.
I looked under the pot, and there was a fire... And I still thought that I was so uncomfortable sitting at the table, my legs have nowhere to go...

Good teachers still have the opportunity to earn decently, teaching individually, for example.
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Good dentists work individually. Good electricians on recommendation. Good gynecologists, surgeons, carmasters... Friends, you don’t think that in the system of wages (LEGAL WORK) the same systemic error as in your brain. Advice even to learn to play billiards or poker (roulette, Forex) etc., try yourself with your own talent to live, and after already advise teachers after switching to 6-7 lessons to go with a stack of notebooks of 5-6 kilograms to run with rehearsals until 10 p.m., to the store to run, come home, notebooks to check, work with children, eat to cook, play with your husband and in the morning with fresh forces to fight.
And now look at yourself in the mirror, look closely, then call your mom and ask, "Mommy, why did I whim?"

In our family, I am in a decree with three children, and there are days when everything is fine, everything is cleaned, lunch and dinner is prepared, and there is a time when I call my husband and warn him to buy food himself. And he goes taking fruits, ingredients for sandwiches, pizza or ready-made chicken, or quickly cooking an egg or fried potatoes. He eats himself, feeds everyone and gives me rest. And yes, in such a family to quietly wash dishes or sit in the toilet is also considered a rest.
Of course, like all living people, it happens that we argue, but so far we treat each other with respect and love there are no problems. Our relationship is 15 years old, from early studenthood. And there were problems, but it seems to me that the thing is that he and I, grew up in normal, full families, where parents do not shake the rights, and solve problems and live, raise children with love.

Something becomes clear... for a long time it was unclear what men have against feminists, if they themselves are about the desire for an equal partnership and write, and this is what, it turns out, an equal partnership is in translation from the masculine "let her earn as much, but feeds me, lickes me, blows in the ass just as if I did not work and could devote all the time to the beautiful me - and I will, of course, be in her life for a crack, and maybe even a child will give her joy."

Why does my mom always have a headache?
My dad brought home very little money.
Why does Dad bring home so little money?
Because a part of daddy’s money is spent on a aunt with healthy heads.
© KWN

It is time to rest from work, today instead of "bipolar"sister, said "bipolar"))

I read you and I understand that not to the dinosaurs that meteorite should have fallen.

Did anyone swim on the "Jazz Steam? What do you say?
- On the jazz vessel depends on performers and the weather.
- In bad weather, bad performers are invited, and they only play poker, and then on the shore, because the steamboat is tied?

Condybas (kondybas): There was still a strange tale about a bottle of water glued to the window of the shelter with a virtually previously unknown to the general public cyanomethylacrylate aka "superclay". During the inspection of the rooms, the inspectors tried to remove her from the window - and could not. The question is "what is it??" lazy answered - "heavy water!"

Kisska: When there is a human desire for the beautiful, nothing can stop him.

Dan: A limited number of kidneys.

Oh Oh Oh Oh
Okay, I don’t know... The little boy from five years of age lives with me fun and without stress, I don’t seem to work, and I didn’t give him to the garden, and he didn’t go to the extension, I don’t spit him with grandmothers, we go on vacation together... Where am I a goat?
Kaneshn Kazel, did you make it so easy to live while the grandmothers are tormented?

Who is your 5-year-old sitting at home while you go to work? One of what? Or do you work at home? It is really a pattern of papas))

Few know, but many learn.

A huge supermarket, his wife was lost somewhere between dairy products and cereals.
I go and look for her.
A lovely worker arrives.
Can I help something?
Oh... I’m not sure.
Are you looking for something specific?
Yes my wife.
“No, I can’t do it right away, let’s have a coffee!

Roman Rosengurt

The old teacher Maria Ivanovna, in order not to die of hunger, decided to establish a oil company.

Haber, the next article on the topic "why OOP is dead"
Goto is alive, and they are buried by OOP :)

I read the description of family dramas here and I have the impression that most people are forced to get married, or that it happens unconsciously.

certificate
A citizen named Imyarek Imyarekovich is a fool.
Because only a fool can require a certificate of ‘purity’ from his partner.

Gynecologist Ivanov.
The certificate is given for presentation at the place of the request.

This foolishness:
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What is your business? Or are you one of those chickens who breaks into a closed door and cries:"Open me right away! What are you hiding there! I demand to open, I have the right to know! I’m going to go!"
Your husband is not your property, remember. He has territories that are inaccessible to you. Relax, shut up and forget. Wash your mouth with a decoction of rosemary. Otherwise, you will soon become a divorce - and by merit.
We have divorced our young boys.

Here, it is desirable for such advisors to stay on their territory, in a solitary state, and not a step closer to women. Such as you, and the white ticket can hide, and other criminal debris, such as the spouse it does not concern, but the law speaks about the counterfeit.

My mom has some kind of female cosmetic piece, with the edge on the shelf, and I constantly cling to her with her leg, then hand, falling ten times. I got stuck with the phone and fell again. Dialogue with Mom:
This thing is constantly falling.
What is?
- Well, this cosmetic, I will read now... It is written on a modeling serum for the face. The innovative formula "Anti-Gravity"