X: I can’t breathe that anymore!
Z: Well, you have to breathe through a wet cloth.
X: It does not help.
Z: You probably are holding it wrong.
X: Well, and how to keep it right?
Z: Keep it tight... in your pocket... on the shore of the sea... or in the mountains... Well, or at least, as I am now, in a hotel near Lake Ladoga.
X: I hate you

Too many now spend money they haven’t earned on things they don’t need to impress people they don’t like. c) Will Smith

XXX: Who are you studying with?
Serg: For the programmer.
XXX: Oh, it’s probably so difficult that you can go crazy!
Serg: Can I do it? That is the ultimate goal.

Poor schoolchildren... The works on the topic of “how you spent the summer” will be as terrible as my life.

xxx: why all my acquaintances who have a GPS navigator have two points in it - "Home" and "Work"?? to
WOW: in order to be able to return home after the corporation, and go to work in the morning))

From the forum on the "frozen" construction of multi-storey buildings:

Ivanov: I was with my family at the building today. Thou shai!! to
Peterson: It is not true! I live opposite. I saw a few people from the window today.

It was Ivanov with his family!!)))))

The bug! And even a bit of muffins! :)

meff34 (14:40:45 7/08/2010)
Fuck, I bought from a good man for good money a fucking watermelon.

Someone has advised me that when a boss is attacking you, you should mindfully put a clown cap on him and not get angry.
YYY: Well and how?
xxx: as a man who grew up in the horrors of the 80s and 90s I am not only overcooked but I am also panically afraid: (((

Read in comments to the news "VW Beetle taught to ride on products of human life":
xxx:ha.. presented in a taxi "how much it costs" "how much you put, so much and we go"

- phpdude, and you started programming, to physics, because this relationship is indirect, if not to say that - no xD

- with physics in Russia correlates only "death from hunger", here as if without a way out

Levshawar: in honor of the day of builders, we work until 11 a.m. on Friday and go to the heatway to boil :-)
Lesya: Cool to you...
Lesya: Stand up... you are not builders!
Levshawar: And we’re poffig :-) The main thing is that no one reminds the director of this :-)

Tagged: fucking
The water was turned off in the apartment. Cold and Hot T_T
GNOM: Apples washed with quas, T_T pitcher

And in autumn there will be a miracle that will reveal: Oh, and there was no summer this year at all!

Sometimes I even feel like I have a wheel in my mouse more than in the car.

Whoever wakes up early will have much time to do. Here is.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Not sleeping for example.

I was in Moscow all day. In addition to one (a fanatic of Stalker's travels to abandoned places): she is a freelancer and works at home. In the room is an ionizer, on the windows wet benches / sandwiches / skateboards. Exit is performed in anti-gas.
How do people look at you on the street?
Those who can see through the smoke are jealous.

Diablo: fucking like I want to go to the bathroom for a couple of hours and scream
KiNO: A strange way to fill the bathroom, is it not easier to just turn on the crane?
Diablo: Why are you such a goat?

Thank you to the Belarusians who sent their firefighters to our suffocating column, and wish to all our ministers sitting on the islands to stay there.

Moscow was a big village.
Then it became a big bite.
It is a large gas chamber.

Crown(12:39:29 7/08/2010)
and an. I decided to resign again. Is there a place for me?? to

yania (12:39:45 7/08/2010)
Again, what is it now?

Crozenstern (12:41:10 7/08/2010)
Because of religious beliefs. They do not recognize Me as God!

yania (12:41:18 7/08/2010)
:D