I am breathing a star.
Blonde Blondes: Blonde Blondes, Blonde Blondes: Blonde Blondes...
You are a blonde! The star is a balm!

Chat in Civilization 4

The horse is your mother!
What is Horses?
XXX is your mother.

Fuck.. it seems to have to sit all night behind the compass.. the cat lay on his knees, and hide sorry xD

I jump from a phone call:

Here is Hersonggas.
This is not Hersong.
I am Hersong.
Here is Ddaaaa? O_O

Playing with Terek-Spartacus Serenity enters the room, turns on the light. The lamp breaks and flies beautifully through the room. At the same time, the lights on the stadium blinked.

[14:15:12] <BEPTEP> popn. director: do you accidentally need an impotent for the role of a negative hero in a porn film?

I have my brother today year of marriage, we celebrated in small
Fuck, I was so shaken.
YYY: Don’t get out. Eat ananas
I have eaten meat.)
YYY: Ananas eats calories
XXX: calories I eat, as practice has shown

I am Gerasim. Only I drowned not the mummy, but the phone.
WOW is right! Why the Gerasim phone?

Who is this man???? to

I was not drunk!
You’ve been sitting in the closet for an hour trying to get into narnia.

I was not drunk. You threw my hammer around the room and said, “Pikachu, I choose you!”

I was not drunk.
Chouac, you hugged the old man with his beard and shouted, “Dambldor, you are alive!”and "

I was not drunk!! to
- Boy, you took off the socks and gave that short with the words "Dobby you are free"

I was not drunk.
zzz: Boy, you gave the socks to the Karatish and shouted, “Dobbi, you are free!

It is foolish to understand that what your relatives say is funny only to you.

Do you not care that her ex came to her home?
YYY: And what do you offer? to use it, on the rights of a licensed user?

Congratulations to our team on the victory in beach football. Not a big story about it.
All the teams lived at our hotel, breakfast, lunch and dinner were also held with us, the French chef. The day before the game Russia France chief decided to delight his team and brought them a cheese of the dear Parma branch of dune, he can also be a boss, though a fool. The other teams did not see this. The next day, the French team defeated safely and lost to ours. Thank you enormously Thierry Verno for contributing to the victory of our team.

Is it possible to do anything on Twitter without registering?
YYY: No
Just like in Moscow.

[15:45:35:40 Modified 15:45:41] Antik (Nikita): I am sitting at work now. A man comes in.
[15:45:54] Antik (Nikita) asks: “How long do you close?”
[15:46:01] Antik (Nikita): I am him – we work 24 hours a day
[15:46:14] Antik (Nikita): he scratched the tail – aaaa... and you open up?

Here is a generation of flies that is not afraid of the cursor.

<Ged> This is always the case. You strive for a bright future and find yourself in a sex shop :)
<Angelofnet> Ged: You just didn’t get there. and :)

During the war, during the German offensive, the Belarusian partisans hid in the forest (namely in the swamps), because they knew it as their five fingers.
Because of the shortage of shoes, we wrapped weaved sleeves from the lawn that would make the screw more comfortable. And the footwear leaves a mark, very similar to the protector of a motorcycle tire.
Well, once the Germans attacked the track, where the partisans passed, they look: "And here the Russians on motorcycles passed!". Let us pursue your motto. Yes, they were so captivated that they walked into the mud, and they had almost time to jump out of a drowning motorcycle. They look in shock at the leaving trail, and Russian combat equipment goes further into the depths.) And again they are convinced that the Russians cannot be won by the war.

Discussions "female" topics "Where does sex go?".

by BlaViper:
They look with their brains, with their body, and naturally look at their circle of communication, which means that they are provided. Even an economic, well, and of course an accidental, unmarried, because it was western.
In general, so slowly the frame flooded to a clever prince with a fox like a horse.

I was on the car ride, I was sitting as a passenger seat in the right-hand Toyota. At the parking lot, my grandmother approached us and started chasing me:
<wow> you go where you don’t see there the child goes
<chh> I’m here, I don’t have a driver
<wow> how do you drive without driving?? to

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