There is no empty place in the suitcase. - said Lena and packed a pair of socks in a box for glasses.

2 hours before the exam. “Say, are you prepared as a 4-year-old girl to be attacked by a bear?”

Router finally set up after 3 hours of torture
XXX: 3 Comps in the sect
XXX: The Fuck

From Torrent:
xh: "Kombat" is written through C %)
yy: heretic 0o

aaa> Blitz on TV book
Aaa> There Denzel Washington cut four guys into a salad with his non-biological knife
aaa> and here the heck immediately advertising pause
aaa> on the screen a shale, and the calf says - to meat I take only ketchup maheev
aaa> I almost drowned with a sandwich

In the chat, there was a dispute about gender relationships:
...
Amanda : No! The most important thing for a girl is to be loved.
WMP : Ahha! With this word you expressed all the subtleties of the female soul! :D
Amanda is :)

The generator of slogans said:
Buy a new game "United Russia 3: The Invasion of Lustful Homosexuals"!

Once I lay with a high temperature accurately after passing the scheme, hallucinated. And expressed in the nonsense such a thought - said, with the increase of body temperature conductivity of nerve fibers increases, and the signal goes not only to the desired sector of memory, but also spreads to several adjacent nerves, exciting other areas of the brain and raising the wrong information that was requested. This is why there are so many inadequate analogues and "genial" ideas.

I recently saw an announcement about the sale of a 2 bedroom apartment. So there in the plus section among other things was stated: "...the presence of an additional 3rd room...". Long thought...

What sounds should a girl emit during an orgasm? At that moment I was nothing but "Oh!!" It does not float...

Strong awakening of organizers
"Oh, I also have to arrange a concert! I’ll call our poor musicians, who always ask for the passes, write every week and ask to perform everywhere and who don’t have the money to rehearse.
Poor musicians? Would you go out this weekend?
“Oh, you know, we have a bassist in Hawaii, a vocalist in Thailand, a drummer in a psycho, and I’m digging beds, I don’t have time.
- O_O
by Asti.

I was not drunk!
You’ve been sitting in the closet for an hour trying to get into narnia.

Unlike humans, animals do not kill in the name of God.

From the Turkish site itiraf.com - the confession of the girl, here is a brief reference:
"I conducted an experiment - for six months, I did sinking and other exercises only for the left leg, and the right leg was not involved. As a result, the left leg and left buttock are elastic and beautiful, and the right leg and buttock are crumbling and curly. I’ve been trying to balance for several months, but nothing works. The Questions: 1. What to do? 2nd Am I not a fool?”

In the endless corridors of the State Duma, a 12-year-old boy, raised by deputies, was discovered. The speech is vague, the horizon is limited, feeds only in the buffet, with the words "the session is declared open" instantly immersed in a deep child's sleep.

XXX is. Okay, I’ll tell you that the world has become somewhat surprisingly small lately.
XXX is. We go with a friend on the transition, we look at our friend standing behind us. We are so happy to jump him in the ass. The guy turns, both, not the one. We were a choir - hello, bone, and we thought it was a whore. They talked. They separated. I am here, Katerina, the cracked world, you will find out, you will catch up so in the transition behind the ass of an unknown guy, and that, fucking, familiar will be.

I saw a man who has no nerves. He carefully unpacked the alarm wrapped in poppy polyethylene and didn’t break a single bubble!!!! to

I cannot tolerate stupid people.
Rita is bad.
Rita has to love herself.

Vitaly Grigoryevich Melentiev. The Blue People of the Pink Earth
Publisher of Children's Literature, Moscow, 1966
Chapter 25: The betrayal of robots

“You know, Yurochka,” he said, “you know... I dreamed that if you fly with us, then... when you grow up, we... we, well, maybe not.
We’ll get married, but we’ll be friends.
What happened after these words with Yorka is almost impossible to describe. His eyes were rounded, his mouth opened. For some reason, looking around, he wanted to say something, but he could not say a word anymore - the blow was stronger than in the sub-world throw: the consciousness almost turned off.
What about you, Yuri? He strictly asked Miro. - By the way, not only Zet dreamed of this to some extent, but I too...
Yuri could not even think anymore. He suddenly stood up from his chair, hit himself in the head, murmured and finally whispered:
You... guys... maybe that... the most sublime...
Tann was rattled:
Don’t go crazy, Yuri. Do not think that any of us went crazy.
Yes, but how...
Zet and Miro are girls.
– But guys... guys... – Yuri cried.
You are calmer. and calm. There is no female in our language. In fact, he was both a female and a male. And now there is one thing left: we are all equal. Have you noticed that Zeth or Miró differ in something from me or Quach?... I believe you will soon catch up with our civilization.

Getting caught, getting caught...
Nera

YouTube video of a grandmother playing blues guitar using an electric light bulb.
First Topic Comment: A warm lamp sound.