My story from a medical worker.

It is not a large city, south of our homeland. They appeared in the distant Soviet years in the clinic fluorographic office, and with him - a laboratory practitioner. The laboratory worker was strange, he went to work in rubber boots (the south is hot). I thought it was strange, landing. But history is not about that.



He was very hunter before work - from morning to evening worked, took additional shifts, etc. and pr. In general, he loved his job.

Everybody has fluorography?

In two words: you approach the shield, you lean your chest to the screen, a second - a click - free, go dress up.

So, this laboratory worker told the girls that they had the wrong chest, approached, and confident movements of the hands "fixed" their breasts.

Patients, by no knowledge, were sure that it should be. He worked for about 2 years until he rushed to a doctor from the neighborhood.

Conclusion: in every, even routine and ordinary, profession, you always need to approach work with creativity and fiction.

When it turns out that a bunch of money and time is missing, and no reason - the guilty are being sought. This is usually the wrong environment. It's convenient, after all - gave three months on courses of intimate pudel cutting, broke up a company, issued business cards, where you are the CEO, the site drawn and you sit. And then such - "no, and what to expect in this country, there are really creative people not needed". With the subtext that in normal countries, figuratively cut a dog XXX is a vital procedure.

You are #ak.
Are you an officer?! to
I am an artist, I see it.

Discussion of the task for 2nd grade "Put the missed slogan in the phrase - Yozik from fear tries to eat"

Listen, we’re not saying “sugar sugar.”
YYY : ))
YYY: I am not
XXX: therefore the jewel is not shrinking, it is either shrinking or shrinking
XXX: “turns” – does not fit in letters
YYY: You’re talking about Chee)
XXX: so there is no alternative here.
XXX: If we use a verbal that contains some substantive, in our case, “hexagone,” it means “to come together” is to perform an action similar to the hexagone.
XXX: and the jewel in this case is a master object, so this term will not be applied to him. It applies only to analogues.
YYY: nargaмаааанкааа )))
XXX: No, I am completely sober. I’m just bringing the argumented proof that “Ezekiel is afraid to try to kill himself!” Though you’re studying in second grade, even if you’re retired. It will only be done and done! ;)

My sister was in the decree three times. Specifically asked - never forbidden to read during and after pregnancy smart books, watch and listen to smart programs. She herself, in parallel with child care, built and repaired houses, where she herself, where she headed the brigades of builders. The children grew up, engaged in sports and painting. Her acquaintance in child care leave studied the MBA off-site. There would be desire.

There would be healthy children. And then it happens, you know, it seems to be healthy - but until a year, it is constant. That is to say, he eats, sleeps, and at intervals he oreth and calms, only when he is swallowed on his arms. Doctors find nothing, the child then has no consequences; consequences in the mother in the form of a disturbed psyche and wild fatigue from a year's lack of sleep. And you - "home to build"...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah That is, it is a place where they do not see or feel God’s presence.
There is no shrimp there, there is a torment from your passions - you wander, you will be tormented by lust, you will smoke - you will want to smoke, you will be jealous or angry - you will be cooked in this juice.

It may also be from the word "aidos". Only, it gives up to me, “I don’t see it” is because nobody has seen it live. But from somewhere, they know what’s going on! And in such details that only your hands distinguish!
And if I loved hunger (well, such a painful passion), will I be fed delicacies there? I wonder, what are the assexual? Or is it just about this case that it is said "and the living will envy the dead"?

Those yes. But I dare note: Moses led all together, not women separately in one desert, and men separately in another. That is, they were in the same conditions of brain correction, behavioral lines and habits.

by Da-Da
The seventh commandment is the same for all.
Not only the women are bad, but the men are good.

My mom and I went out for a week, my dad was at the farm. He meets us at the station, we sit in the car, he turns on music. Fu you, said, this collection has already hit. Changing the monsoon on the flash is the only thing I didn’t do out of what I was going to do. All the rest I did and did not gather.

Based on the news: "In Peter, the statue of David was covered with a causal spot." Is everything going around? and :)

In the 17th century, an epidemic of morality began in Rome. Pope Innocent X was concerned about the disruption of spiritual spires. He issued an order to cover the statues with shame. With female sculptures, everything was simple – they attached fig leaves to the genitals. And the male statues the Pope ordered to remove all speeches. Hammer and tooth. So that nothing goes up. The rejected members were carefully assembled and demonstrated to the Pope.

Several decades ago, the artists of the Vatican decided to rebuild what was lost. They walked with a box and applied the decomposed organs to various statues – trying to determine whose member it was.

I will not say for Brusilov, but where Kutuzov and Chuykov were at the time of the beginning of the war - they went astray.
Oh my little boy! For Brusilov did not say, but about Kutuzov and Chuykov straight out all the foot! Without scratch, as in the spirit!

My young man is snoring. Once he was already asleep, and I was stuck in, and suddenly I remember that I recently got an article with a solution to this problem. Speaking loudly and sharply over his ear. What the fucking joke, I thought, and cried out loudly. It became quiet. I couldn’t believe my ears. And here, in complete silence, there was a silent but confident "dumb."

The entrance where I bought my first apartment looked peculiar.

As the brother-in-law said - "entry is normal, but it's early on the march and the syringe is hit in the shit - it's a strong installation"

In addition to my, there were three other apartments for sale. The house, by the way, is good, the ceilings are high, brick... And the tenants are normal – it just happened historically that the alkashi and narki sold their apartments to the agency and left, and the habit of the area to roll in the entrance – remained. The agency solved the problem simply: they gave the crew of the PPSnikov a couple of thousands,

They climbed up to the fifth floor every night – and all who were not locals – knocked on their backs with their oaks. Repeat after 4 hours. Two months and I don’t know.

As the hostess said - the situation is normal, the cost is not much - and then it is much easier to sell.

He grew up on the shore of the Black Sea. I have been swimming since I was a child and I love it very much. And not just throwing, but with benefit. There for crabs to chase, for rapans or midias.

And one day, when I was 15-16, I went to the sea with my mother and her friend.

I just started to trust independent swimming "to the depth", which I was going to use and collect rapans.

Completed: Mask, tube, lawns, grid (type avocado) for catching. And listening to instructions from the mom about safety technology, he sailed to the horizon. The day was fruitful, and I did not notice myself not only sailed a kilometer and a half from the shore, but also, about a kilometer along the shore. Since I was lazy to swim back to get to the shore in the same place that I entered, I reached the land to our parking lot by foot.

He saw his mother and a friend at the edge of the water, actively gesturing, stood up next to him and began to look into the distance, hoping to see someone from his acquaintances. Does someone have a mother’s hand? Without noticing anyone, he asked, “Who are we calling?” My response was a glance of confusion.

It turns out, the last half an hour, my mother and a girlfriend were watching some man on the horizon, who, like me, was collecting rapans. I didn’t notice that I was sailing.

I caught it well then.

XXX: What did you take from the hotels?

Yyy: I really liked the yucata (halit hb) in one Japanese hotel, where they all go around the city, and the bathroom, and the restaurant. I asked the manager if I could buy it. The Japanese was so upset, terrible! Because he should have said no to me, and for them it is like death. And then he looked up at the floor and said, “You know, very often our customers accidentally put a yucata in their suitcase.

YYY: And I put it. by accident.

I have one acquaintance about whom when strangers hear him talk to his girlfriend on the phone, they think he is talking to a guy and they think he is gay. And all because he calls his girlfriend Cole. Knee, Wheelchair, Nicole and so on. Her name is Nicole.

There was a failed coup attempt in Turkey.

I don’t want to go into details, but one of the consequences of this incident was the mass arrests of senior military personnel, judges and lawyers who could be suspected of participating or manifesting sympathy for the opposition group. This was not overlooked by the fraudsters, who began to call people and blackmail them with the fact that their names were included in the list of suspects, from which you can get out by means of bribery.

One of the potential victims was a 16-year-old student from Izmir. The fraudsters told him the standard story and he replied that he did not have cash, but there is a car that he can sell for 40,000 Turkish lira (about 880,000 rubles), but first he must repay the debt on it in the amount of 2,000 lira (about 44,000 rubles). As the Turkish proverb says, “You can’t pity a chicken if you get a goat.” Guided by this wisdom, the scammers sent the boy 2,000 liras, for which he immediately bought himself an iPad. When he was testifying to the police, he said he didn’t even believe it would go so easily. Otherwise I would ask for more.

Here is this.

- follow the text: "The deer has two horns, in a herd of 100 deer - How many horns?" - "And what month?" - "Why a month?" - "Maybe they did not fight?" - "How many horns?"!"- "When they fight, the horns lose... Sometimes, one deer, one horn..." - "SУУУУКА!!! 100 x 2 – how much?!" - "What is this?"
and ahahah! Sorry, I understand, I will no longer...

I don’t know how to others, but it’s obvious to me that these northern brothers knew much more about deer than you. And they tried to tell you that everything is not always so simple in life, "the deer has two horns." There is one horn, or zero, or one and a half. That heroic example you have, life is not appropriate. And you, my friend, thought they were stupid. You know that you are not a hero in life.

People who have bought a medical diploma are usually caught because of a beautiful handwriting.

I work at the airport. Strategic objects and all such dangerous substances cannot be carried in any case. So, the CEO removed the job of a kinologist (dog trainer, simply) for the fact that the dog could not identify the bomb. The bomb, in the form of a plastic bottle with the inscription "bomb", glued to the scotch, among other plastic bottles.

Medvedev recommended dissatisfied teachers pay to go to business. Teachers advised the happy Medvedev to go to his ass.