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[ + 62 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51309
 05.08.2011
Fuck this world. Create someone else.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51308
 05.08.2011
I work in online game support. This is what we have in the chat:

xxxSTALKERxxx [85] : I will buy the runes of the wise stream, plant it in the face.

I don't know if he bought the runs. But what he’s in the face, not only psali, but also joke, I’m just sure =)

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51307
 05.08.2011
Hello to you!!!! to
Where have you been?!!!!! to
What are you doing, what are you silent about?!!!! to
YYY: I think you copied these 13*3 crying signs or killed one by one?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51306
 05.08.2011
From the news tape:

A resident of the city of Vilnius noticed the robber in a mask, but it turned out that it was a black man without a mask.

Tuesday evening at 20:00. A resident of the city of Vilnius, Lithuania, contacted the police with the message that he saw through the window of his apartment, on the fifth floor of a neighboring house a man in a black mask on his head. The resident suggested that the man in the mask was a robber who entered the apartment. A patrol of police officers was dispatched to the indicated address, who found out on the spot that this apartment was removed by a resident from Nigeria, and the person in the mask was no more than a black man.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51305
 05.08.2011
xxx: hello everyone!give me a clue where to get the dots and lower threshold for strings on the ural electrocu?
YYYY : )
Yyy: In Hell

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №51304
 05.08.2011
Talk to a friend on Skype. He begins to sing. In the corner slowly pops up Skype message: "A loud noise from the speakers"

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51303
 05.08.2011
Topic "What do you say when you finish?"

by search4yap
remove the powder;
Watts of Hunting

The Destroyers:
Silently hiding the body.

The Doctor:
The fire!!by 1111

Cliff
"Will you ever come down from me or will you lie down?"

commentary
The memorial chatta from Latin recently spoke of oga:
Finis coronat opus – the wreath of the end!! to
And now the Latin handed over, I’ll probably quote from the code???! to

Motildoch
Are you together again, my knives?

Darky
I’m always silent :D

DOCK
I say thank you, I ask for my name. And then I say witnesses, because I’m very polite.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №51302
 05.08.2011
xxx 04.08.2011 13:46
A pleasant appetite.

yyy 04.08.2011 13:46
What are you eating?

xxx 04.08.2011 13:46
Slavery and Potatoes

xxx 04.08.2011 13:47
The fish! The fish! )

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №51301
 05.08.2011
Shus: I don’t have anything to do with my girlfriend’s phone. And the phone’s hostess sits with an innocent look next to her and whispers WoW. I am surprised to encounter the contact Mario Bros. As the owner of the number in my head instantly painted a picture of some new fitness center, a store of women's puddles (well what can be in the phone of the girl???). To all my guesses I get the answer: Yes, this is a couple of local sanitary technicians. In the two times that they visited my apartment after the breakdown of the toilet, I never dared to ask them their name, so I had to write it down.

I get married!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №51300
 05.08.2011
How do you scare dogs with one look at them?! to
I just look at them like a football ball.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №51299
 05.08.2011
For the first time in Thailand’s history, a woman became prime minister.
Q: Have they checked well?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51298
 05.08.2011
xxx: marry a smart woman... hurry... while loving in general it is nothing but then
yyy : ) )

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51297
 05.08.2011
To understand a maniac, you must become a maniac, think like a maniac, walk like a maniac, dress like a maniac.

TEHB: I understand you want to understand clowns?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №51296
 05.08.2011
“Good evening, maybe we’ll get a cup of coffee with me?”
I don’t even know, coffee at night.
Please please! I haven’t had coffee for six months!"
She is : (rofl) :D
When was the last time you had coffee?
If you tell me, I will tell you too!!! to
Week: 2 to 3 weeks
by Tom)
She: So so...
Does that mean to me?? to
She: And who is she?
I made my own coffee ?
Coffee in bed, you know ?
It is a good thing ?

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51295
 05.08.2011
Katezlo
One man saw me painted separately, my sister and me unpainted. And I doubted whether we were one person or we were three.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №51294
 05.08.2011
I am surprised, has no one yet registered OOO "Olo"?

It has already succeeded.)
Name: OOO “Olo”
Contact person: Dmitry Petrov
Address: Ukrainian, 13, South Sakhalinsk, Sakhalin region, Russia
Ollo Company is a distributor of useful and fun things for home and leisure. Give your loved one joy!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51293
 05.08.2011
I'm a girl, but sometimes I play male characters to breed other girls.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №51292
 05.08.2011
A true satirist sits under any power.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51291
 05.08.2011
The story is similar to the Hollywood story, where good always triumphs over evil and triumphs at the end of the film for the joy of the audience, but today saw itself.
The day of VDV. A celebration about which horrors are told in the people: drunk landers swimming in the fountains, completely abnormal on their heads after hot spots, the perverted fates of the girls who fell on their way and rushed to protect the guys, in short, hide all around the houses, the landing is walking. Whether the rumors greatly exaggerate everything, whether I have still been lucky (although adventures usually follow me in groups), but even a witness to any incidents, not so that I was not a participant or even a victim in the meeting with the landers. So the situation.
In front of the entrance of the subway stands a group of wet, drunk, fun but peaceful heroes of the day. The time is very late, the subway is about to close, and the guys are going to continue the holiday in a more domestic setting - someone in the apartment (all the same vodka, plus snacks, plus ladies who adore brave guys). The people taste cold vodka, a table filled with plates and a beauty under the side. Everything is ruined by a comrade, who seems to think that before settling somewhere, it is just necessary to repair someone's face. Friends try to calm him somehow, but without much effect. Here this bullish saw the Victim: a classical botanist - in glasses, a small, dull (found where and when to walk, a fool). The rest did not have time to hold the friend, he rushed to the victim, like an eagle to a rabbit:
You look at me, how do you look at me? Do you know who I am?
Maybe it seemed, maybe the botanist really didn't look at him (for some reason not everyone likes drunk mat and spotted behavior), but the situation has become very unpleasant. The desanters are not going to clearly stop, the people are quietly removed, the mint is headed first to a secluded place (I understand it - of course, the oath, the honor of the uniform, but what can the insane curant of the Ministry of Internal Affairs do with a healthy health?
A whistleblower who is not mindful and dreams of breaking someone.
The botanist mentally says goodbye if not to life, then with glasses and whole and clean clothes. Suddenly there appears some man, low but strong:
- You would be quieter, but it would be better to go home, it is time to sleep.
Try to tear the hungry dog out a piece of meat. The desant reaction was the same (many decided not to put):
Where are you lying? I shed blood for you, shit, there is a blow.
Without looking at the defeated enemy, he turns back to the botanic in order to continue the conversation. He is neither alive nor dead, although he could have escaped. Meanwhile, the man for some reason did not take the posture of a turned cockroach and beg for mercy. On the contrary, he stood on his feet without any apparent problems and sadly looked at the soldier’s back. A hand fell on the shoulder of the lander. Just as sadly the man said:
It was for you, shit, I shed blood. And for him too.
The lander fell up his feet very even willing and did not rush to get up for some reason. And his opponent turned to his friends and added:
You should be careful, guys. This is (untransmitted contempt in
Take the voice.
Then he took off his broken coat. There is the same landing shape and a calf, but on the chest such an iconostasis... Which of the guys, maybe, and wanted to say something, but it is hard with the hollow jaw.
“I don’t like showers,” said the man and went to the subway.
This is a Russian fighter.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51290
 05.08.2011
John Rockefeller dreamed of earning $100,000. And live to 100. and earned
$318 billion He died in 97. Not all dreams come true.

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