The main difference between man and animal is the ability to beautifully shape their instincts.

Here, I remember, Zhirinovsky wept that Anna Karenina at the end of Tolstoy's novel (in fact - not at the end, it seems he did not read the novel) throws under the train. Therefore, the novel needs to be rewritten, the movie about Anna to be filmed again, and so on.
And I remember the performance of "Anna Karenina" in London, where Anna is played by a Negro (who can't imagine - plus, enjoy: https://vimeo.com/126356324).
I talk to an Englishman, I complain about the "unnatural color of skin" of the heroine of the classical work. He (white) begins to blow, like "racism", la-la, topol... All races are equal, all actors are equal, have the right to play whoever they want...
I said, “Not a question. Name at least one American film where George Washington is played by an African-American.
The Song.
“Okay. The example is simpler. Name a film in which Martin Luther King is played by a Chinese or Hindu. Or at least white.”
Another singing.
“Well, for the rest, name a movie where the Queen of England is played – no matter whether it’s a Hindu, Chinese, Arab. Again, equality is so equal as it is for gender preferences – where the Queen of England is played by a Hindu, a Chinese, or an Arab.”
Silence and depression.
"Well, what kind of hell is this unknown who (what beautiful actress she was) plays a Russian nobleman from the higher world?"
A compressed whisper and unclear apologies for the English theatre.

Two grams of Persil powder were found by police at the resident of Ivanovo. In court, the attacker unsuccessfully tried to prove that it was regular cocaine.

Boys have imaginary friends, and girls have imaginary puppies.
Yyy: And the girls are very tired of fighting it.
XXX is more! The real frog is real to win, and the imaginary is like the ghosts of the former.

XXX: How to paint OAZIK? It is not possible to paint a speech. The total repair budget has already been exceeded twice.
YYY: They have been painted roll throughout their lives. Normal is
Sometimes I need to ride this car in the city. And to show people sometimes, yes.
ZZZ: In "Soho" to drive for example? Paint the valley carefully.

Steamer, summer, heat, all in shirts, a bag across the shoulder.

The hairdresser: Good morning! Go and dress up!
I: Good morning! Could I not dress up?
The housewife is whispering from laughter under the table. I rise.
Girl hairdresser - red: Oh... I mean the bag take off...

A big family wakes up. Someone of the children (probably the oldest) drove an average girl (a princess 9 years old) a ringtone on the phone...
In general, you pick up a number, and there is such a procured bass:
So yes, listen carefully! Now a man will come, remove the tube, and you will talk to him respectfully - you understand...
I do not guarantee the authenticity of the text, but somehow.
The younger, when he first called, did not postpone the brick. Before the girlfriend stopped calling her.

I did not hold on to this:

Good evening to all!
I am so glad to have moved to your city! So beautiful and beautiful here! After Moscow came out of the swamp! So quiet and measured life is going) no problems with parking, no cars at all, there is no electricity to the people) People before did not push, everywhere crowds of people, breathing nothing. You immediately felt freedom. A glorious townboy, as he remembered himself as a child when he went to his grandmother.
All are good!

What is the city, what is the city??? Where to move?

The best thing Google has done to find free movie downloads is to start removing complaint links. And it is natural to write about it, with reference to the complaint. These complaints are the best collection of links for downloading any movie.

The need of the modern world for programmers I fully realized after recruiting myself! He gave me all the materials necessary for an interview in his office.

An interesting fact: Every year, two million people die from workplace accidents and occupational diseases – in contrast to just 650 thousand who die in military conflicts. Work kills more than war, alcohol and drugs combined. Now you have more reasons not to want to go to work.

In America, the shark looking at its own shadow predicts the arrival of spring. In Russia, there is Ulukaev, looking at the bottom, on which the Russian economy guesses whether this bottom has come or not.

Do Negro songs and dances go more to Negro? is logical. But basketball was in vain, it was invented by the white. That selected African Americans have succeeded in this sport is nothing unusual. Thus they were brought out, to be strong, strong, and enduring. This is exactly what plants need. They now show good results in many sports, but the sport has not become the prerogative of the Negro.

From Habr:
xxx: And I have Origin under Windows regularly falls, I have to restart, in the best case Origin itself, in the worst - Windows. Windows is not ready for desktop?
Yyy: Use matplotlib and you will be lucky. Under Windows, but under Linux.
xxx: How does matplotlib help me run Battlefield 4?
Yyy: With matplotlib, you just won’t have time on Battlefield 4.

A kidney surprise is a minion’s corpse in a chocolate tomb.

by Pikachu
One day, immediately after the meeting, the girl cried, I cried, I thought about the type of former I remembered, in the emotions hit.In the morning she said that she was just very good and everything is fine.Well, I don't even know what to believe)
Yyy: Don’t believe her – she just wants you to tie her off.

Requirements for Paris.
The main thing is not to be alchemy, not to be a drug addict and not to fight. Work to work, and, of course, not gay) Krasnoyarsk region, the city of Minusinsk. Come here, we have wonderful girls.

As we talked about Villarreal...
Tell me why I can list all the members of the Keepwell family, I remember that Pearl was actually called Michael Baldwin Bradford Third, and Vitor Velázquez had a Suzuki Vitara (I didn’t watch it all intentionally – I was still small), and when it comes to going to the supermarket, remembering a list of 10 positions is already a problem.

I remembered the story my mother told me. When she herself was 12-13 years old, there was a belief among the children - you need to come to the cemetery at night, get up in front of the cross and say something like "Fey will appear" 3 times (I don't remember exactly). After that, the cross was to be lit, a fairy appeared and fulfilled a wish.
So, she and her friend returned home, naturally beside this cemetery. So I decided to try. It would be nothing, but the cross really began to shine. They and her friend were frightened and (according to her) rushed to our house with cries, relocating all the neighbors (the house is on the sidewalk of the village, so there are not so many).

As it turned out later, today the deceased neighbor that day bought a lamp that shone at a decent distance. He decided to try it in the evening, left the house and devoted it to a metal cross.

When you come to work, you’ll have to forget everything you’ve been taught in college.
Well, I have an average special.
You do not fit us!