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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №131531
 01.08.2016
When I was young, I wore for a month, asked for a dog, promised to take care of it, walk, clean. Mom bought a puppy, of course, I soon lost interest and all the worries fell on my mom.

Life is busy. Grandmothers asked for a grandson for 10 years, promised to help. We conducted...

I won’t buy a puppy to my son.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №131530
 01.08.2016
Dad found your fiancé.
XXX: He said so
YYY : LOL
YYY: Where is it?
xxx: "Young and tall I have no job, but I have an apartment. I met him when he was arrested by the police. I took his phone"
YYY: Fantastic

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131529
 01.08.2016
We discussed with a friend a book, which, as it turned out, both recently read. Called "The Club of Lovers of Books and Potato Cake", it’s, what’s important, a novel in letters.

I as a philologist analyze - said, funny, of course, but it can not be, because in the plot places clearly "god of the machine"... Friend as a programmer and pragmatist prints:

This cannot be because God is out of the car, but because they exchange letters all the way by paper mail, and none has been lost in all this time!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131528
 01.08.2016
This dysentery of 37 weeks was... a boy! ......

We had an annual inspection at work. The therapist listened to a woman with a phonendoscope for a long time. Then she said to her, “I hear some strange noise from you, come back to me again in three days.” The experienced doctor did not even think that the woman was pregnant.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №131527
 01.08.2016
What are the advantages of, say, hemophilia? Or an epilepsy? The Daltonism? If there are no pluses, why did the bearers not get out of the population?)
......

They are encoded by recessive genes.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №131526
 01.08.2016
Initially, it was about defecation. Since when have girls been working with energy expenses like loadsmen? If, of course, she is not a fitness/dance coach or prof. The athlete.

Go out for a time. See that in the vastness of our vast homeland, women still work in such places, as they did at the time of the union. and agricultural workers.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №131525
 01.08.2016
In the hospital where I was, it was even better. He was taken to the Tajik Department of Surgery. She claimed to have been poisoned, but the doctor found pregnancy and premature birth. There is no maternity department in the hospital, to the district city to be taken late, taken in gynecology, so the mother of childbirth on the whole department shouted that the child was not her, and the doctors themselves threw her.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №131524
 01.08.2016
“He is a good guy. Maybe sleep with him,” said a bottle of “Martini” inside Lenocka.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №131523
 01.08.2016
Since when have girls been working with energy expenses like loadsmen? If, of course, she is not a fitness/dance coach or prof. The athlete.

From personal experience
Adhesives in a helicopter factory - women have worked and worked for centuries. According to official duties, they wear pots with glues. These are the foods that are cooked in the dining room.
When I was a student, I decided to work in a supermarket office in the book department. In addition to the beautiful layout of the hall there is another job - in the warehouse you need to unload boxes with textbooks. Or so - in one of the 10 boxes there are 3 atlases, in which it is not known exactly, the boxes stand in 3 rows.
The sociologist. 1 questionnaire weighs little, but the mass of a particular study is 600-3000 sheets, which need to be brought from the printing, brought to the survey, taken away, processed. If you are on a trip, then + laptop + personal items. Every day a new survey item and so for 2 weeks.

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