Serrano, you are bad
YYY: Did you tell me Sechis or de Bergerak?

Kasha: before I regretted my mom that said such a dad got, well he is fucking, is rude, does not talk about his feelings, can forget all the naher or confuse, generally normal such a man, average

The smoke in Default City:

Seroja: The windows are open, smoke in the office, and we are here breathing all of this.
XXX: Wear the mask
Seroja: here oxygen balloons are needed, with fresh air. I can't believe that they didn't invent fire extinguishing tools other than water.
You know what the joke is! The budget allocates a bunch of bubbles every summer for torpedo extinguishing, this bubble is very well roasted! And all that is necessary, to bury the drainage channels from turf and after the summer, the melting water will not go anywhere, the turf will turn into swamps and will not burn!!! and all!
by Pidori. Words just not. The city is suffocating.
XXX: here’s... hide the city, who needs a new Mercedes =(

[11:27:12 AM] fucking, a colleague girl is sitting a meter away from me and squeezing a red lump
[11:27:32 AM] Truth is not in my taste, and I want more lollipop than her
[11:27:38 AM] already painfully appetizing

Before, when guests came into the house, they were offered a cup of tea. Password from WiFi.

Honestly, I thought the stories that tell about the “golden youth” were somewhat exaggerated. Now I believe in them.
My father’s friend works in a bank, very large, for a very good job. This friend has a son who works there, in a position a little lower and sometimes travels on business. And then one day he got into a provincial city hotel just while the water was turned off. There is no water at all. The child was very upset and even more confused - so what to do? But! There is Dad! Dad will always help. And this miracle calls the father in the capital bank and demands... no, do not urgently connect the water in the hotel of the city P. He wants the dad to buy a couple of pots with drinking water and urgently deliver them to him to the place of business!
Whether to laugh or cry, I still don’t know.

Is the status evil every day? It is summer!
See also: UGU What do you think is summer?
Yippidy is Yippity! Summer is walking, girls, sunbathing, swimming, swimsuits, openings
WOW : No. It’s summer when it’s hot :)

Acolight: Andrei Andreevich, who moved from World of Warcraft to heroin.
acolight: *in the hall of ovation*

XXX: The Dolls of Goats! Yesterday, the road was closed again because of some whistleblowers...
Let the helicopters move on, and we will be easier.
YYY: What are you! No, our officials cannot be transferred to the helicopter!
XXX Why?
Yyy: If they stop driving on public roads, the roads will stop repairing! and :(

XXX: a new employee already shows our accountant on which site you can order prostitutes in Minsk

XXX: the tour of the accountant is only interested in prices

XXX: It’s such a feeling that she wants to make sure she wasn’t cheaper on the weekend.

(About the digital photos)
xxx: and in 10 years I will look at my today’s photos and say "fu;what quality is stagnant, I can’t even see the microbes on my nose"

The xxx:
The Google News:
Shamans: There are still a lot of people who want to serve in the VDV.

The xxx:
I didn’t notice the two at first.)

Det: The administrative tosses are so burning!
Det: There are harsh uncles with beards and sweaters, beer spills the river and anecdotes like "Epic fail" is when instead of init 5 you tap init 6" cause real blasts of laughter.

xxx: came to us in the staff department explaining the following content:
- I Takai-to, did not come to work at the time because before leaving the house I used laxative, because I suffered from constipation for two days, and when I sat in my car, getting in a traffic jamming laxative worked for fame, and I was forced to go back home, with the aim of taram-pamp.
xxx: I wonder what he will be with when the boss sees it.
Yyy: Harroooosh xD

The xxx:
Who has nothing to do?

YYYY :
to me...

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Did you go with me for the costume?

WOW :
I have nothing to do?

Pipet was lying asleep, faced with the wall. I hear in the corridor a whistle, as if someone was coming in. After a few seconds it seemed like someone was stealing carefully from the back of the bed...thought the cat. I wanted to scare him... I turned sharply... and there was no one there! I waited a long time for dawn.

[19:14:54] <Zippa> by the way, do you know why Aang is drawn a arrow on his head?
[19:15:02] <pumpochka> why
[19:15:15] <Zippa> remind the enemies "Face Here. Talk about it"

XXX: What are you doing there?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Girl: Give me up, yesterday, the Finn called me the brightest head of the Finnish service in my absence.
A blond girl? XD is
Girl: I also think there’s a puddle in it.

Pzdzz, yesterday I come home, and my two-year-old daughter runs all clothed with stickers with the inscription "Nytik". At the question: "What happened?" the wife replied that this way the child feels much better and finally stopped talking.