It afflicts and touches to the depths of my soul the care and ingenuity of my three-year-old spinoff.
We sit in the room in the evening, the wife is psychotic in connection with the unbearable behavior of the son and husband. Bringed to hysteria by our disobedience, she cried out to the child: “All! I am tired of you both! Nikita, pull the rope, I’ll go and hang myself! The emotions of the loved one go down, and Nikita runs away from the room to the neighborhood. A few minutes pass, everyone has already forgotten about this local conflict. We lie with my wife on the bed: “Where is Nikita?” and “Where is Nikita?” In response to her words, the enthusiastic child runs into the room, pulls a rope on the floor on the rope, serves the mother's wire.

...I did not find the rope, but found an alternative only to please my beloved mom=) the creative man is growing...=)
c) the grey

I cooked dinner late in the evening and no one was at home. I left a note "Dinner on the plate. Andrew and Mom." and went to bed. In the morning, my mother tells me that she came hungry and nobody fed me. I am in shock. I see my note rolling in the kitchen. On it all the same, only <mama> sealed and signed "I ate everything".

xxx (00:08:34 26/08/2009)
It is passive)))
yyy (00:09:30 26/08/2009)
You have your trousers ?
yyy (00:13:39 26/08/2009)
preferably with content)
xxx (00:13:51 26/08/2009)
to abdicate?

Why did 101 Dalmatians disappear forever?
They have a 404 card.

In every growing man.
Like any other cattle.
There are fats and carbohydrates
And of course white!
He ought to pay.
drinking, smoking, jumping on a girl
Otherwise it will explode.
Fuck you, there is no one!

Yesterday I went to a friend with Dr drunk. I thought: "We need to go under the shower - hesitate" The legs do not hold, sat on the board with a shower. The water is so warm...Kaif. I feel asleep, I think: "I will sleep - I will break the bathtub" I took the pelvis and hanged it on my knee. It will warm up – I will wake up! In the morning, my girlfriend asks, “Why did you grumble all night in the basin?”O" Oh my guillotine for me!

The girlfriend from the work neighbors on the floor standing and the housephone is not - constantly drunk screams, mess, smell, clouds of blades... Yesterday comes, as it presses from the whistle. He poured a whole bottle of valerian on the door. Cats came, began to scratch the door, scratch, scream and fight. The neighbors struggled with them all night long, even the boilers flattered! All the new waves of cats from all over the area arrived and won!!! Neighbors locked up in their bordell and sitting quietly... Just like mice :))) The author thinks they understand all :)))

XX: Brother Andrewhi cousin Lechu, remember?
WOW : Well?
XX: When he finished the university, his parents fled the army.
XX: Well, then the year 3 has passed and he had to change the rights for a short time.
XX: He comes to the medical commission to the surgeon goes, he looks at the card for so long, then asks: And why did not serve in the army?
XXX: Leha him, well, type there I have like a flat foot (he himself does not know exactly)
XX: And the doctor to him, No friend, in the army you did not serve, because on paper you do not have both legs.
Pizzac... and that certificate has been given
XXX: Well yes, Leha paid a little more and now "without legs" rides the car...

a vacation in a completely diverse company. ask a girl doctor on what disciplines she plays and what she will be able to advise.
... well, in psychiatry, ORL, ophthalmology, which I know very well.
What about proctology?
The girl killed:
The fucking question!!! to

Good night in the laptops.? to
Zzz : Hi to you. What exactly interests?
XXX: Yes, the girl wants to noot and what a chorus and so on doesn't shoot, I too
need<-~StudentTkA~ (21.48.29)For work, music, and all sorts of different things
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Maptbln: Glamour is a concept of beauty.

Nefart is when at the height of sex the MCH phone rings, he takes the phone, talks, and then quickly clothes (like in the army) and with rounded eyes: "Sorry, I have the siege of the castle!" Dolbanna La2(((
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Not a crowd?

No humor, I want to help the girl

to:"On the subject of a guy with dollars...=)
Half a year ago, I started a black strip...I still have 6 boilers at once in my palm, and this PCD hurts..."

Girl, I understand you, it’s hellish pain! The only thing that helped me 100% is Sumamed (3 tablets per pack). I took 2 tablets on the 1st day and on the 1st in the next 4, on the 2nd day the boilers disappeared, on the 4th there was nothing.
It is expensive, at 500 r per package.

People, bring at least to the best - it is very painful and the world seems like hell, let the girl heal.

<vogel> here I saw real amateur porn
<vogel> file of 300 meters. the frog sat and rolled it for forty minutes. So jumped
Vogel> there a couple fuck for two minutes, and then they lie down for 50 minutes and get stuck in a telecome. And throw something more quietly. This is the fucking realism.! to

A nice girl will never call the first... but my sms will get it!

The server will be turned off in 8 seconds.

Sy4ka: The Fuck!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx! to
pro100chel: Fuck you!
Leonid: The Fuck!! to
Tagged: fucks
Bonik: Suki and Suki!!!!!! to
The Cat: Cows!

I didn’t even watch the movie so as not to ruin the impression of the comments.

My friend went to work and took care of him. The child comes from school with a sign in the diary. "Your son behaves inappropriately at school - take action!". On what he wrote back to the teacher: "I have long dreamed of a son, but from school always comes back a daughter!!Learn to perceive the world!and "

Where can I buy Tetris?
Is it easier and cheaper to use the phone?
The child has already lost two phones, there is nowhere to plug in. It’s cheaper to lose Tetris.

(19:57:39) Sirius: you warm up with the study of the Senja fought, who won that?
ALEKS: I slept and the reader did not come
(20:04:21) ALEKS: no one