Any fool suspects vaguely that he is a fool. But there is a lack of evidence for the mind.

A surgeon told me. One day he examined the patient before the operation and she seemed to be familiar to him. I thought for a long time where he could see her and decided that most likely in the hospital where he was going on internship. He asks:
Do you work in the third hospital?
Yes there.
Is eating in the dining room just as bad?
I think yes. I still work as a chef there.

My first girlfriend was called Alla, but we broke up with her. Ironically, the second was also called Alla, and we also broke up with her. But now my friends call me Alcatester!

I remembered the story, I think a decent pickup.

My friend's story from the words of his acquaintance, who works in the Mercedes salon.

So, as on Friday, a guy with a girl comes to the salon, with happy faces they choose a car and their choice falls on one that is not available, or a color that is not in this salon. After they make a pre-order, the guy leaves a deposit of 100k rubles and they leave.

And it would seem that there is nothing unusual in this story, but on Monday the guy comes alone and takes the pledge...

And it happens again and again, only with other girls.

And this is due to the fact that, as I understood, in Mercedes such a policy - when refused they return the deposit all 100%

I went with my child to the bathtub park.

I landed unsuccessfully, as it became known later, rupture of ligaments, and other unpleasant things.

We sit on the stairs, waiting for Dad. Eaten with fruit.



Dialogue with my 4 year old daughter.



Mom, let’s go and eat again.

I can’t walk, my leg hurts.

But you can swallow, right?

Even if you brought a woman to orgasm, it doesn’t always mean you satisfied her.

There is a lot written about inadequate buyers. It will be positive. When the daughter was born, my ex-wife and I decided to buy a wheelchair, because there was no money for a new one, a lot was spent on repairs, children's mixtures. We found for 1,500 rubles a wheelchair, given together with a pear. Called - to travel through the whole city with a transfer on the bus. I came - the wheelchair is steep, the color is green with orange inserts, unusual, but sympathetic. He gave the money and started calling a taxi because he didn’t want to go with her in the bus. The time was about 21 hours. Taxi is not appointed. The girl seller said that let’s wait for her husband, he will come from work and take you home. I was really uncomfortable and I refused. While waiting for a taxi, she sent me to drink tea. Word by word, she just gave me three packs of baby diapers of the smallest size, one whole and one begun bowl of Nutrilon (a mixture for baby food, a substitute for breast milk) and baby slides and diapers (but all good and obviously smooth and washed). I was wildly uncomfortable, indeed, but if clean, then everything she gave was very necessary.
Her husband came. When he found out that the taxi wasn’t going, he just took me home. I just took it and took it. I invited them to drink tea, but they refused.
My wife, when she saw me loaded with all kinds of childish things, was in shock.
I was very pleased, such a sense of human love I had never experienced again.

Better to ride a bicycle to the beach every day than a Mercedes to work.

I have been married for 15 years and have decided to have a child.

We go with her to the pharmacy, she buys 8 packs of ovulation tests, 5 pieces in each.

I ask :

Is it for a year?

She answers:

-Listen, 15 years of marriage, I want to know exactly when ovulation, why another time to bother my husband with sex.