I went to the cafe for a complete lunch. A lovely waitress.
Girl, hello to you! What are your complexes?
The woman smiled cuddly.
Well, in general, there are no...
A few days later we met :)

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In two years on the forum he left only three comments:
1st The topic has not been disclosed!
2nd The topic is open.
Three The breasts!!!!! to
And it would be nothing, but he is, fucking, a moderator.

Go to the shower with my wife. A cat broke in. Without talking, we throw it under water. Sliding with wet legs on the canvas, accompanied by a wild whistle, the cat, promising revenge with a terrible mew, retreated. Revenge was worthy. When they got out of the soul, they found a cat drying on an open laptop.

UjinKrab: Seed, why don’t we sleep so late?

Huhahehu: I drink a valerian. I have experienced this horror now. Sleeping with my wife means, well, and I went to the toilet in a big way. Well, I came, sat on the toilet and fell asleep. And I have a dream that now is night and my wife is urgently going to my mom, she goes out, and I close the door behind her and go to the bathroom (this is all in a dream), and here I wake up on the toilet and with full confidence that my wife is gone I go to bed. And here, in the darkness on the bed, I see whose body. It was the wildest horror I’ve ever experienced!!! to

UjinKrab : )))

DAVID36: I am a fashion style - call me on my mobile!=)
I'm fat and scary, call me at home.
DAVID36: I am a puffy teenager - drop me on a pager!
I am an old lady, a telegram has arrived.
I am your grandfather’s grandfather – send me a letter with a dove!
Rus: I remember Caesar’s father – they came with a letter to me, a gounce!
The skin of a mammoth on me - draw me on the wall!

As a child, I could not eat chocolate rabbits. Adults break the pattern from infancy to children. Food should be made in the form of food.
Yyy: And I and ordinary rabbits cracked with pleasure.
Zzz: And it was great to play with the cut tails, my grandfather always gave me the tail, while everything else went into the soup.

Speaking on the radio, discussing a topic:
Do you know why you have to go by the Gai post slowly?
No, and why not?
They are like little children, they can suddenly run out on the road!

xxx: fucking forgotten how the movie is called - there about kung fu and panda
The Kung Fu Panda?
XXX is yes! Exactly!

News on Lente
"Colombia bought two submarines from Germany"

Now cocaine will be cheaper. and :)

Malivnik
Who is calling in the yard?
Rapunzel
Go open it)
Malivnik
her to her.
Rapunzel
Why? )
Malivnik
I am not waiting for anyone.
Rapunzel
Are you serious?
Rapunzel
What if you sit and flood your neighbor?
Rapunzel
He’s calling you and you’re not opening?
Malivnik
Considering that I live on the first floor - the neighbors below I will not open first.

xxx: I have grandmothers do not have gardens where I have to straw, and dachas, where I have to do something, I do not have to ride to them all the time and there to bump, I can sit all this time, ha-ha-ha!
YYY: I have 86 bottles with all kinds of snacks.

I loved mathematics at school.
What did the universe do with this love?

Davidlivsey: If sectarians come to you and ask if you believe in God, answer: No, but I sell KIRBI!

Therefore, even small breasts are suitable for small women.

xxx: have to download for the offspring "Well, wait!", while the wolf still smokes there...

He: So what do you want?
She is: Nothing. Just wish me.)
He is O_O
She: In the sense of “pick me up.”
I’m sorry for you. 😉
Can you wish someone like me anymore? What terrible, is it? The shit is insensitive!! I went out with my pity!!! to
He is O-O

msdnik: here the aunts scare with temperatures below zero on Saturday)
Tomatoes will fly.
Msdnik: you’ll wear a coward with no hassle!)

Some currencies can only be converted into a joke.

The story was told by a student.

Several years ago, one of the respected and respected residents of Old Oskol, Fedor Klyuk, who at one time was among the hundred Russian millionaires according to Forbes, on the honestly earned money of excessive labor built a house for himself. Not even a house, but a villa. The place picked good - nature, direct access to the reservoir, silence. The only thing that was nearby was a cemetery enclosed with a concrete fence, but, in fact, it did not bother. Especially, where is his child?

But here is the trouble - the locals finally got upset and for some reason decided that they have the right to walk past the house of the most honest man to the reservoir, and even swim there. As if the lakes and rivers belong to the people... What to do is the people, not the people...

The solution was found quickly – the road was blocked, a shlagbaum was installed and a mini-CPU with security was provided. No one has tried water anymore.

However, the response of the local residents was worthy - several night shifts of the guard after that were fired. No, at night no one travelled by armored truck through the station in the hope of swimming in the reservoir... No one shot the guard with a sniper rifle. No one threw a bottle with a combustion mixture into the territory of Fedor. Everything was much quieter and more convincing.

Every morning on the newly painted concrete fence of the cemetery appeared the inscription: “Fedya, we are waiting for you!”

Everything a woman does at home is imperceptible.
It becomes noticeable when she doesn’t do it.