Vovoka watched on TV interview with Jane Psaki and understood how to answer questions from teachers at the exam when you know nothing.

"You would put a hat on your head, or you would get sick again," the internal organs shouted to the member. But it was no longer to stop him.

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My older cat, when I was alive, came to me when I ate breakfast and checked what I was eating. And if it was a eyelid (defined by the smell), he spoke such a short and decisive word me, indicating that their Majesty wanted to pull out my plate, and therefore I must leave on it a sufficient amount of yellow (protein I was allowed to eat the fullest). After that, I was obliged to bring the plate under a special inclination to His Majesty's mouth so that he could comfortably pull out the plate without the risk of swallowing his furry collar. The only thing that their Majesty never allowed herself to do was go down to eat at the table. He ate politely sitting in the master's chair - so seeing their majesty entering the kitchen during breakfast, the master had to honor him by rising up and immediately releasing the throne.

If my food did not interest their majesty, he quietly departed from the kitchen, not jumping into the throne freed for him by chance. His departure meant that we were allowed to continue our breakfast. The cat came out of the kitchen majestically, and it seemed to me that he even cried out to us, his faithful servants, with the inexpressible dignity written on his mouth.
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Human sacrifices, I hope, you did not bring him?

[zzz] Today we had a meeting with the most important boss, where we addressed "the uncomfortable moment when your project was successful and brought a smooth profit to the company, despite all the efforts of your manager".

Yandex today:
Save us from the evil prime minister

My son, 4 years old, asks to buy "Winter cat". So Zack tried to figure out what kind of species this was?
I found out that these are cats that can be taken out in the winter.
We have roots.

Here are you, all of those who shouted here: shut down the swallows! Stop drivers with pedestrians! What did you expect in return? Will the properties and composition of urea be discussed?

This story took place in the glorious city of Kiev on June 9, 1999 (i.e. There is such a TV company STB in Ukraine. The glorious company, like everyone else, loves to spin tearful series. An old woman enters the advertising department of the television company. From the 70s to the 75s, old, but well-maintained. Asks:"where you can order advertising here".The agency's team understands the matter in shock, a light laugh is spread on the tables. They try to understand the grandmother that this is a serious matter, not just so. The grandmother does not care. In the end, it turned out that she wanted to place an advertisement in the running line, at the beginning of her favorite series. Since earlier this was proactivated, for heart-hearted serialists before their favorite film in the running line, they offer any different things, then the old lady was given a good. Everyone who was in the office, hearing that there would be 3 words in the text, was not a joke. But the text of the ordered announcement dropped everyone. The grandmother ordered:"PREPARATE FOR THE SECOND NURENBERG".The office lay... Before leaving the grandmother approached one of the responsible persons in full seriousness and asked: "And in addition to the series, what other promising programs are on your channel?".

I learned how to enjoy studying.
You just take and enjoy.
WOW :...
It’s like rape, right?

Anna Sh. However, as practice shows, the only way not to suck in the entrances with our mentality is the death penalty.

Some people are always ashamed of their country, but for some reason they are never ashamed of themselves.

They reproach Russia that the bondage law was abolished here only in 1861.

Separate toilets for blacks and whites in the U.S. existed until 1964.

Review of the film: A Bright Future. America is turned into a burnt desert. Well, in principle really bright )))

from VK:

XX: kiss your hand
1) Say your name
2) Name of the guy
Which you like
Write it in 3 groups.
4) Look at your hand

YYY: I have nothing.
YYY: It should be

ZZZ: The Brain

xxx: Still Core i7 is good) In addition to speed there is another nice bonus)
YYY: What, are they not burning?
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If you deal with any hernia meaningfully, then you are a serious person.
Joseph of Egypt

How did I go to see the movie "Save us from the evil"?
Well, this is how - the whole film kept in tension - very interesting... places scary... and tense. In the hands of 2 bottles of water - one opened and the cover somewhere went into the bottle was left quite a little water and at the end of the film when the titles went off I suddenly stood up and poured all the remaining water on my pants.
On the question of a filmmaker at the release of the "good movie" – I just said – "more would..." And lowered my gaze to my pants. The employee whispered... And he said to his friend – "well... And you didn’t say anything terrible".
Ssssssss...

A stranger is sadly condemned:

It’s time to learn Russian. Or I had to crack in the meat store.

I work in a veterinary clinic. I’ve heard all kinds of definitions when they bring a cat and try to replace the word ‘castration’.
But the last case surprised me:
- I need a cat... to deprive... e-e... of parental rights.

We celebrate a year of relationship with a friend. I decided to remember where it all started. I tell her:
Natasha, we’ve been together for a year.
What she answers:
Would you extend?