My friend’s heart suddenly said goodbye.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Congratulations or sympathy?

I don’t know how you are, but I’m sure of tomorrow.
WOW: Knowing you, I will not be surprised if even the bottom is not sure about tomorrow’s you.

From FB
What is more, the fingers on the legs or the hair on the head? Philip was asked by a neurologist as a test for intellectual development.
Phil was silent. The time went. The neurologist shrugged his head. I tracked the direction of my child’s gaze – he was looking at the head of a neurologist. He was absolutely bald.

"In the capital's Boring Garden a fountain of sewage water burst".

Repairs are definitely not boring.

I brought the docks to the boss.
He stared, whispered, and talked about Freud.
He rolled his fingers on the table and wrote a visa and threw a stack to me.
With a visa:
Apply for another vacation.
Engaging in personal life.
Acts are revised in accordance with the established form.
And my act turns out to have begun with the words "Act of the Input Contoral".

Songs from cartoons they can’t disassemble, ah...
My parents had at the beginning of the 80s a coil with the first album of Willy Tokareva.
Imagine what was transformed in the consciousness of a 10-year-old stranger with a criminal jargon child, well, for example, the line "we all cracked and all our raspberries in Siberia in the stolypinsky on the prison ".

XXX: I do not remember the last dream exactly, only that I had a husband, and I gladly dragged in the refrigerator with someone's cut brush as a gift.

The neighbor is funny. I forgot my card at the ATM, a robot calls.
Ivanovich : wow
Ivanovich: and he says that he will build on your grandmothers a ATM with blackjack and prostitutes
Neighborhood: Gggggg

Comments on HUB.
29.09.2011: “In a year, Russians will be able to obtain a passport in two to three days, the Federal Migration Service says.
12.03.2014: Hello you from 2014, this is the same.
22.02.2015: And in 2015 nothing has changed... wait on.

• Halo. Send it? I am taking a shower now.
***: Okay, let your soap fall, you pulled for it, here you slipped, broke your neck, the closet, the mirror fell from above, broke, a few pieces in the back... in short, blood-intestines-spiraled... I went into the noise and finished... because now I am a real estate owner in Moscow, abroad, two yachts, business... and you, the old perverse, you need it.

Since this is not a rally, no more than one poster can be displayed. Police are polite and explaining. Even if it is worth a thousand people, if the poster is visible one, it is a single picket, which is possible. Therefore, everyone walks with twisted posters and unfolds them in turn.

Whoever is afraid of a plane crash, here is a case from real life. At the next commission 10-15 years ago, one pilot of passenger airlines on the question, what he would do in a particular extreme situation, answered the will of God. Whether to write it now is another question.

Not traceable
This is the way a girl treats rock music.

Here is the probability from the American National Safety Council:
1 out of 98 chance of dying in a car accident
1 out of 7178 chance of dying in an aircraft crash
(for the rest of my life)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I would like to add that these are numbers for America, covered by a dense network of short-haul flights. There is almost extinct passenger traffic on the railways, and where we choose the “night in the train” of the type Peter-Moscow, Moscow-Samara etc., an American jumps into the plane and in forty minutes on the spot. As a result, they fly much more often than we do, up to frequent flights of younger schoolchildren on the principle of "mother spends in one airport, grandmother will meet in another."

Kuuuzya: Are you at home?
See also: Ge
by: Nk
No, no thief
Kuuuzya: ns gmzy
Tagged: fucking
You are drunk.
Kuuuzya: I am drunk
Kuuuzya: Mom, we are all seriously sick

Chukotsky's Root, Chukotsky's Carney and the Drum Shredder - Chukotsky's Root with an epic attribute - composer.
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His native name is Cornishchukov. He was the first :)

The paradox is that the more stupid and impotent a woman is, the more claims she has to a man.
by Coco Chanel

Hello, can we go for a walk at night?
YYU: When is it?
I don’t know, maybe Wednesday.
YYU: No, I planned to commit suicide on Wednesday. Go into another life.

You can understand the poor when they steal; but why are we rich stealing? @Konaarm

Call us from the fire department - type you have a check-up on... intends. Thanks, I checked it all by myself. have eliminated. Winter on the street for 2 weeks -35-40. The inspector calls - you have a check today, and you will not be able to pick me up - or the car will not start. I stood on the ground – I took it. Everyone checked OK. There are two packages of garbage near the emergency exit. Opa is!!! It is hysterical!! that here all the happiness will burn and the exit you blocked and so on I do it!!! At school - 35 for a week - we don't endure every day grandmother cleaner is not a penguin!!! AAAA nightmare you are ugly!!! This is a 15,000 penalty.
All checks are finished. Here is the signature, here is the receipt. You please take me to the service... and here my car also did not start... and even did not open... probably something with a brake or water in the carburetor...