I am the only child. So the interaction between brothers and sisters is a bit of a surprise for me.
I have two children. Usually it goes like this: I stand in horror in the role of the Leopold cat and confusedly say, “Girls, let’s live together!” And around me is some local pipet and a small zombie apocalypse.

by Marinalevy

Comments on the article "August broke the record for child road injuries in Krasnoyarsk":
O_O: And all because children in school need to be told not how to get to heaven, but how to avoid it.

"Terminator 2 will be shown in 3-D"

xxx: I love technology, with new causes from the shit 30 years ago you can still cut money! The cow!

YYY: I love minors who get stuck with movies, except from the middle of the zero and are able to appreciate only the visual range.
Such guys are unlikely to understand that in the early 90s this, without a doubt, cult film, produced a furor. Not just because of special effects.
They used to put their souls in movies. The times when Michael Bay filmed the “Scale” and didn’t shake up with his “Transformers” and (terrible to recall) the “Turtles”... Yes, and the great James didn’t rub the bubble from his “Avatars”.
Well, and now - our chat fighter calls the cult movie shit, because he - "I love technology"...

I am listening to our radio. There is advertising...
New rifles from Tula. Love can be cured.
Oh oh oh!?! to
A to the rifle, a to the gun. I thought...

In my childhood, all schoolchildren knew that Admiral Kruzensterna was named Ivan Fedorovich and not because we were well taught history, but because it was said by the cat Matroskin in a famous cartoon.

I work with children with autism in Israel... On the next schedule, the question arises that you should not forget the controls from the TV and the air conditioner without supervision, and it is even better to return them to the kitchen, because it is always closed. They explain that some of the children began to bite the batteries first in the controller from the TV, and a little later from the air conditioner and that it is very dangerous and what consequences are waiting for us all, to note I am the only speaker of Russian language and Soviet smart. I assure you that worry is not worth it and that it is I bit them, I notice even more surprise and misunderstanding in the eyes of my colleagues..., I try to explain the reasons and I can’t believe that they don’t know about the little second life of finger energy carriers after light bites.

As my grandmother said, all religions are built on the desire to get into your plate, your pocket, and your grandmother under your shirt.

The man who hz why posts poems here, you dumb! Killed by Tomik Pushkin.

There is a constant calling of “guests” at the entrance.

In order not to be caught by calls by strangers, you just need to ask the master to change the house code of your apartment to a number greater than the apartments in the entrance.

For example, I have a house code 99, despite the fact that the number of apartments in the entrance is 80.

Since the change of code, I have not had a single unnecessary call.

PS, by the way, the master did this job absolutely free of charge.

In the supermarket near the refrigerator with ice cream stands a crowd of children and count money. They obviously miss everyone. They argue. Here is one of them, who is older, says, "Let's not offend anyone and we will not buy at all." To which the youngest tearfully answers, "Then it will be offensive to everyone!"



You will not argue. I never knew what they decided...

My business is furniture manufacturing. There are very often curious, and sometimes ridiculous situations. And with the sense of humor our boss is great. Recently there was a case. A dressed young couple, husband and wife came. With raised noses and incomprehensible taste qualities to the selected furniture. It was long and boring but they chose the furniture. When filling out the contract of sale (furniture on order), the man declares: "Make a discount, 30% I work in the investigative committee." The manager calls the boss, explains the situation, the boss invites the client to his office. 10 minutes passed and a man red like a tomato took his wife’s hand and a bullet to get out. Go to the boss, how? He says, “He went in and started, I work as an investigator. You better make a discount. 30% is enough. His name and initials, the manager told me on the phone. I call the client at the SK and ask why they do not pay the salary to employees and force them to demand discounts and at the same time scratch the official certificate. He immediately fled. And I named the name and the initials.”

Why do so many think that some work gives the right to behave like a bull?

Maky: Listen to me
Maky: I have the entire Garbage discography.
Maky: Can I be called a Garbage Collector?

Alexey Pehov

I had to call a taxi today.
I was in the 600th Mercedes. Tom himself. of the anecdotes. The car is cool. A truck with a carrier.
The driver was a man without a neck. Truth without a raspberry jacket and a gold chain. He knew two words: yapt and la, combining them in completely different tones so that "war and peace" could be read. Everything immediately understandable.
I can’t understand if he rushed to his own funeral or ran away from the 90s bandits? But such a crazy ride to the subway, with the whispering of the backward, the overtaking of the delayed and the crawling around the courtyards to replace the traces - I had not had it for a long time.
But I quickly realized that it was a cosplay and just watched.

I work in a shopping center.
Suddenly, I noticed that in the general sort appeared instead of a gray hole splash paper whitening two-layer soft.
Call the shop owner:
- Marina Alexevna, soon the rental will be raised!
How do you know?
I guessed )
And indeed, a few days later, a letter came about raising the rent by 1% from the coming month. Just 1% on paper is good enough.
Attention is still running.

Having excavated 5 bags of free potatoes in his country site, Sidorov spent 1,000 U.S.E. on the treatment of intervertebral hernia.

In 2010, Yanukovych and Tymoshenko competed for the presidency of Ukraine.
My American acquaintance constantly insisted on me, “Have you found no one better than these two in your country? Half-country is for this populist, half-country for this greedy ham.“”

2016 has arrived. Hillary and Trump are competing for the U.S. presidency.

And all because you don’t have to ruin your karma, John.

Name your main weakness.
Candidate: I give semantically correct, but virtually inapplicable answers to questions.
Employer: Could you give an example?
Candidate: Yes I could.

Two fingers on asphalt.

// 1 How do fools pull someone somewhere? Fucking someone in front of you, then yes, he’s rather a crazy extreme, and he’s waiting for his wife to tell.

There is such a man in the seats, but op-pa! Not with his wife, not alone, but with a left-handed woman. Hihanki with her hahanki, then together to the toilet will crash, then under the table they foot each other, as if nothing is visible. He takes such a person to the side then and says, “Well, you are this, my not tell, okay?” You feel hatred and idiot every time you cross with his wife. I stopped inviting him to visit and to go to him, so the next time he met his wife asked me what I experienced, said, Borenka in confusion, how can you not forget friends. He told her to ask her husband, turned and left. He’ll hang her on her ears, I’m violet.

With Hicks:
>> It’s good that God created Man, not “procedurally generated” mutations. And everything around as well.
>> and where is it? The shit toy was also done. Interesting locations are few, most dumb water poured (saved obviously!The gameplay is dumb and monotonous, the meaning is not understandable at all. The mobs are full, and what to do with them is unclear. I tried to talk - they sent somewhere (probably a quest of some), tried to beat the anger - so I barely took my legs. There is no preservation. The schedule is nothing like that. I would also get the money back, but I don’t know how.
>> I am most upset that when the patch was put into the 3D input, the module with magic completely stopped working and the resources with dinosaurs also became unworkable. And if residues of resources with dinosaurs are still occasionally found in locations in the form of non-working models, then the module with magic covered completely and that it could only be read in ancient guilds.
>> It will start in the next version
>> And if not, then you can fork.
>> It is not possible, it is a terrible property, and so far a couple of hundred patent trolls are tried for copyright.

From the article on the Hebrew:

by Andrei Pangin. Leading programmer of the company Одноклассники, specializing in high loaded backends. He knows JVM as his five fingers, as he previously developed the HotSpot virtual machine for several years at Sun Microsystems and Oracle. He loves assembler and low-level system programming.

XXX: The Fallen Angel