The Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) appeared at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Beijing. For some time, a huge image of the blue screen of death was projected onto the roof of the National Stadium.
The cause of this incident, apparently, was an unknown system error that led to the discontinuation of the operating system Windows XP. Ironically, the organizers of the Olympics refused to use Windows Vista, citing its instability.
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I am confused (
The Hunt (
ZZZ: Go on
xxx: not
xxx is sleeping
The whole house is noisy again.
ZZZ: Ahah
Zzz: Are you going to do it fairly and grandly?)
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On Yaroslavl television in the 90s there was a man-legend Anatoly Pechkov - a news host, who before the broadcast came into the studio and secretly adjusted the camera so that he, Pechkov, was larger in the frame. When this case was passed, they wrapped the zoom on the camera with a scotch, so that Anatoly did not go where he shouldn't go. Anatoly, in response, invented a new chip: he slowly, until nobody sees, began to move the camera itself together with the staff closer to his desk. When they noticed this (hule, not the fools are sitting - it can be seen that the picture differs from the approved standard), the camera was stopped (that is, it was now impossible to ride on the floor on the wheels) and strictly forbade Anatoly to touch the equipment.
Anatoly went away from the shock for a week, and then came up with a new diversion: every day, centimeter by centimeter, he began to move his table (fortunately, by the way, healthy) along with the chair closer and closer to the chamber :)
and fat (c)
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Humanities around
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In our computer company, no one works for them. Educational
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Three farmers
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Zootechnics
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Topics about cellphones and mobile phones:
senseless_guy : Give your phone and go on.
The_toon: Why give it right away? help me! Let me call your mom, Simka, yes. And from the garages it is better to catch, we go there...
senseless_guy : See also The whole business plan is in three proposals.
XBuddy
I understand why women don’t hold hands.
XBuddy
They have ticks.
XXX is Baaaa! by Oleg!!!! Hi to you!
YYY: Hell to welcome you!
Don’t write that anymore, I’m scared.
Talk to a friend about yesterday’s date:
thx(10:37:58 18/08/2008)
Okay, have you seen the movie?
Wicked(10:38:16 18/08/2008)
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Wicked(10:38:19 18/08/2008)
I also drank beer.
thx(10:38:36 18/08/2008)
So what more?)
Wicked(10:39:34 18/08/2008)
and [
Wicked(10:39:41 18/08/2008)
I also broke his hand.
Wicked(10:39:45 18/08/2008)
He is afraid of me now.
Russia consumes only one and a half kilograms of toilet paper per capita per year, which is approximately four times less than in Eastern Europe and 10 times less than in Western Europe and the United States, according to the company Svenska Cellulosa (SCA).
According to the company, Hungarians and Czechs use an average of about 6 kg of paper per person per year, Western Europeans - about 17 kg per person, and Americans - more than 20 kg per person per year.
"In part, this is due to the culture of consumption: in Russia it is customary to fold paper when used, and in America - to fold into a large piece," explained the general director of the Russian representation of SCA Timothy Sokolenko.
<Happy_kamikaze> now my girlfriend made me an offer that I would offer her to marry me and have a child 0_o o_0
Let’s play Doom2.
Chur, I am a sink!
Am...
Nevertheless, the work of Sisadmin is ungrateful - the prize was given not for the Linux server raised as soon as possible, but for the new "easy" printed form in 1C.
Evil of the day. From one of the forums, discussion of a new cassette (vacuum) bomb:
And my friends, always so. The Americans will spend three-and-a-half infinity of dollars, make terrible cruise missiles, and our own will re-equip a washing machine factory and a plastic doll factory. And then at the price of a box of vodka will produce something unimaginable... a doll washer, for example.
Olesya: In his company who lives here for 10 years, who lives here for 15 - there is a word in Russian, 10 in English.
I know what the word is :D
I have a labador, the dog of the best soul, but since big and black, everyone is afraid, especially if we encounter in the elevator... the question that bored me:
Will he not eat?
began to answer:
No, but I have eaten.
and :)
luv2every1 (12:37 AM):
Everything is stupid...
Alina (12:37 AM):
ridiculously
Alina (12:38 AM):
Women are smarter than men!!!! to
It was written in the last cosmopolitan.
Sometimes you have to pretend to be a fool in order not to look like an idiot.
What is broadcast on the Internet from Olympiad is very different from the picture on TV.
For example, what is cut by advertising:
Hearing a monologue.
"Moscow answer!"
"we have a technical break here... the tennis player forgive me to write... I too with your permission go" :))))
I had to take a blood test, and before it, as you know, you can’t eat. So I put a alarm on my phone to remind me that I shouldn’t have breakfast. Since the signs of intersection are poorly perceived, I was very surprised by the inscriptions: Analysis! not eat