Your parents also say "you are looking for an easy path again?and "
I never understood... and hole is hard for me to look for?

Walking with Beijing. There is a crowd of teenagers at the meeting. Two girls stand by the dog. Both go in turn:
The cat!
The dog!
The Homer!
The sea pig.
and chorus!
and sushi!
The dog in shock begins to scratch and scratch his teeth. The crowd stirs and looks astonished. Then someone gives:
– Well, Naher, Gremlin is some... Oh

by Umka (
I’ve changed your name to Ashley.)

PEDR
and KAG

Umka
by Petya :D

and Christie:
I have not loaded the VKontakte website for two months... no photos or meetings... nothing... what to do?
by Vaden:
Rejoice to you!!!!!!!! to

Yes Yes Yes! I will increase my penis by 15 centimeters just let me download the music!!!)))

t0rtik
I bought a new tea.

t0rtik (18:47:57 25/08/2009)
Oh yeah!! to

ShR@M (18:48:00 25/08/2009)
Coolly

t0rtik (18:48:10 25/08/2009)
with the light ?

ShR@M (18:48:31 25/08/2009)
Is there no game in it? ?

Lightness in thoughts leads to severe consequences.
by Yuri Tatarkin

The case was in one of the hospitals, in the department of severe trauma. Well, all the sick on the stretches, in the plaster, hardly go to the ship - boredom in one word, the only variety in their lives was brought by the lonely cockroach, whom everyone gently called Petrovich. Everyone knew his favorite paths on the window, left on them the most delicious crumbs.

And here one morning brought to the chamber a spray of a drunk man with a fracture of both legs, well he is already in a plaster, but still in alcohol disconnection, lying on the couch near the door and filling the air with a bark.

And in the morning, during the walk, the most interesting thing begins - the chief physician enters, examines the sick and suddenly notices a cockroach wandering along the usual route on the window in search of delicacies. The doctor, seeing such a violation of the sanitary rules, removes the towel and runs to the cockroach... And the chamber at this time in a single moment shouts:

“PETROVIC B-E-G-Iiiiiiiiiii!!!” And he ran, a man with a fracture of both legs, in a wild hammer, who by a strange conjunction of circumstances was also called
and Petrovich.

He was found half an hour later on the floor in the women's office.

Shall we go to have sex with me?
My name is not Katya!
Okay, but the question is not about that.

Dmitry
Why Why?
KsU
acquainted
Dmitry
Let us get acquainted.
Dmitry
You’re named, and me?
KsU
The smoke.)

Love: guys, tell me what kind of girls the fate has connected you to!!!! to

Chapter 1: Olya

Chapter 2: Katya

Chapter 3: Rita

Chapter 4: Olga...

Love: well guys you give!!!! So many comments, so many names!! And among these many, only twice was said about the name Love!!! Didn’t anyone have a girl with that name??? I think it sounds great Ilya + Love = Love! Maybe I just think so because Ilya is my favorite male name!! It is ?

Ilya~: Love, from your equation it follows that Ilya = 0

A acquaintance said:
The biggest divorce occurred on April 1. I came to the warehouse (a small retreat: we have the most dirty warehouse we can only imagine.The roof flows, poverty and dirt everywhere), was very officially dressed. I called the warehouse. I asked everyone in the warehouse to work. I said that our company would put a lock to scan the retina of the eye and now I’m going to photograph that retina. In terms of depth, t. I don’t have a professional photocopy to the eye, I need to attach a mini disc. Behaved everything. I printed the pictures and made the newspaper. I’m not going to the store yet.)

Where to get money quickly and a lot
You can kill anyone.
Will you kill a man for money?
YYY: No
Money is not worth a human life.
YYY: for pleasure – yes

ONA: Romco, I have a problem on the line, can you give a man’s advice?
In a deep mine, it can really break out.
ONA: No, not that)the girlfriend quarreled with her boyfriend, the situation: she realized in the morning that she could not play World of Warcraft because the credit card with which her husband pays for her changed: he took another one in the bank there... in general she called him, he dictated her data everything, she changed, the payment passed, she plays.
He asks her - change me too (he also plays a wolf). She refused, saying she could do it herself. He was offended and threw the trumpet.
Did he really have to be offended? Who is stupid in this situation?
He: He has
Now let’s talk about the problem.

From one of the Perm forums:
XXX: I came to you today. I bought a condom with bells yesterday.
You didn’t see his enthusiastic face. Blink :D
No one worked for half an hour. :D
Yyy: Has Messi always wanted to be a muzzle? and ;-)

to this:
Boys, men, it seems to me that a member at 16-17 cm. Is it enough? And for the girls who want 20 cm or more, forgive me, just everything is already messy?)

Girls, friends, I just think that the first or second size breast is enough? And men who need a third size and more, just breast milk in childhood undernourished?

Polyethylene condoms with puppies - say no stress in sex!

We got a new boss here, an older aunt. She often heard me, the person who was closest to the printer (the printer, by the way, is healthy, kg 30 will pull), asked to shake the cartridge when it was over and began to issue white strips. Picture fucking with oil, I go to the office, this aunt not knowing how to get the cartridge, shakes, shakes the printer.

A funny story? What is this laughter? I knock at the door of a friend... I hear in response: "Open". The voice is sad. I open the door. In his one-room quarter, in the far corner, sits Tolyan. He has a handshake in his hands. Around the feet of the bank with paint. You understand, sadly he says, no experience of any. I decided to paint the floor. It started somehow from
the doors. He painted himself in the corner. On the bank it is written that it will dry within 24 hours. There are 18 more, but there is a lot of hunting. I went to the bathroom"

Commander Keen
The program has done the impossible and allowed the unacceptable.

Bambr
He came out of the inexorable